The Answers for Everything Podcast

This week on the AFE podcast: Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray chat about sneezing mishaps, a very weird method of birth control, the Sears catalogue lingerie, nightgowns with caps and candle holders, dinner plates and Pokemon.   Questions that get answered this week: Can sneezing rip holes in your windpipe? How does Charlie Ray try and take a screenshot of the universe? How fast does semen shoot from a h...

Good day podcast friends. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray bring you stories and opinions on quite a few topics this week. Enjoy as they cover ground on Canada’s cold weather snap, bed building, dating for free food, immigration and Only Fans, Urban Dictionary, Dawson’s creek and Saved by the bell.   Questions that get answered this week: How much money has Charlie Ray spent on wooing women yet still not...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about abandoned properties, the garbage that Tim Hortons sells, remote work spaces, Star Trek, sex with conjoined twins, naked guys in Bass Pro shops (and on Disney rides), doors blowing out of airplanes mid flight, perpetual farting, Katt Williams and Dairy Queen.   Questions that get answered this week: What is a trap house? What f...

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray record a “shoot the shit” episode on New Year’s Eve.  They chat about winter weather, jelqing, losing body parts only to be replaced Go-Go-Gadget style. Mr. Clay discusses Lucky Charms pancake mix, pizza rolls and current TV shows he is watching. Charlie Ray enlightens the listener with the contents of Amazon packages in his bedroom, gas station sex and having an infinite...

The hosts get drunk on Christmas Eve and talk about everything and anything that they can think of. Sit back for a 3 hour tour about Only Fans, mixing alcoholic drinks, online dating, butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, The Empire state building, chainsaw blades, flammable snacks, horse semen, dating a married woman, The Exo-squad, doing dabs, cross border shopping, mushroom trips with Amber Heard and Joh...

The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give you a glimpse into gay sex in the senate building, airplane arrests, bypassing security, smashing TV’s in the park, the burdens of having a huge wang, nice aliens VS...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is just Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay shooting the shit about the loudness police, the Star Wars Disney hotel, Rick and Morty and bathroom anomalies. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.   Questions tha...

This week the hosts talk about BBQ sauce, nuggets and fry sauce. Mr. Clay tells Charlie Ray about the new (Canadian only) KFC, holiday chicken sandwich. They express their feelings on a few internet videos they watched recently and then end the show with news stories about a sex addicted King and really weird wedding. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who ha...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts let you in on their desires when it comes to limited edition offerings from restaurants and what to avoid when handing in a resume Listen and learn about the Burger Family, head chefs, deep fried side items, pie crust desserts and cream soda differences between Canada and the USA.   Questions that get answered this week: Is Charlie Ray a fan of Pumpkin...

Good day Knowitalls. This week the hosts chat about Zoe Kravitz, Magic Mike, Alpha males, recording tug videos and windshield wiper repairs. This leads (naturally) into comparing vehicle ownership histories with each other and ends with Charlie Ray defining some Urban Dictionary terms.   Questions that get answered this week: How many Brand new cars have Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay owned in their liv...

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray sit down and talk about Colombian Hippos, Danish drug dealers, unique pregnancies, The Urban dictionary, Floridian teachers and the bathroom at Charlie Ray’s workplace.   Questions that get answered this week: What goes with peanut butter? How much money does it cost to surgically castrate a hippo? Why is a math teacher hanging out with a 14 year old? What is Uterus Didelp...

April, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have a threeway and decide to record it. The hosts all prepared for this very special Thanksgiving episode by doing a crap load of research however, the show detours almost immediately and never gets back on track. Enjoy the detour as they talk about locking up mouthwash and razors, earnings VS dignity, meth heads, movie anniversaries, the barter system, aliens, the...

Dora drops by to tell the Knowitalls where she is on her house renovation and as the hosts over-share details of their lives they also realize that they wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy as the Dora talks about the beauty she witnesses when she drives to work, how much effort her new bathroom remodel is, how wonderful her new bathtub is and how she plans to make some extra money in the new yea...

This week the hosts each share an odd news story, play a game of “Would you rather?” and talk about charitable donations.  Charlie Ray introduces Mr. Clay to the concept of “Jelqing” while also trying to determine the meanings of 3 entries from Urban Dictionary. Somehow that leads to a discussion about fried chicken and overstocking soup cans at home.   Questions that get answered this week: What...

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay try to chat about Halloween but other topics just keep getting in the way. Enjoy the detours on Girl Guide cookies, West coast Avengers, Pepsi cans, Igloo Taffy, Mexican New Year’s and baked beans as they try to focus on Halloween candy, costumes and weather.   Questions that get answered this week: Why did the police take Mr. Clay home on Halloween? What did Charlie Ray n...

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay just got back from a concert weekend (not with each other) and have lots to talk about. They discuss the sexiness of David Beckham, urban dictionary definitions, Vegas buffets, In ‘n’ Out burger, airport security for morons, flight delays, mass oyster eating, hotel mini bar costs, Church’s chicken, tantric massages and the cost of buying imported Snickers from India.   Que...

Spooky stories, fall weather and a shout out. This week the hosts have plenty to say and hopefully a thing or two to teach the listener. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give a shout out to a new listener, talk about a haunted campground in California, they discuss if they can pass through multiple dimensions, they learn about time travel, teleportation, dreams becoming reality and the New Jersey Devil  ...

Halloween season is around us so April brought some stories of cursed or haunted objects to discuss. However, before the hosts dwell on Wicker and oak chairs, haunted paintings and house fires they discuss the  Walmart Jesus, current house prices, my name is earl and the hunt for a fall themed door mat. Questions that get answered this week: How do the titles for the episodes get picked? How many...

Fall is upon us and once again the hosts chat about the weather, the colors and the beauty of it all. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about fall BBQ cooking, making adult videos, planned trips to Vermont and how Russell Stover outlet stores played a huge part in a road trip Mr. Clay had many years ago. The show ends with Mr. Clay taking you on a day at his perfect, dream job as an Inconvenience Poli...

Episode 128: I don’t know how the internet works   Mr. Clay and April sit down to talk about Mandela Effects in this spooky-centric episode which kicks off the Halloween season on the AFE-Pod. The 2 hosts get into how their memories differ from each other on subjects like C3P0, alternate universes and Richard Simmons, sweating to the oldies. To round out the episode they throw in some talk about M...

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each share an odd news story that they came across this week. Get ready for animal sex parties, weird tasting candy, promo items (swag from gas stations, Heineken, Pepsi, Marlboro, Camel and Canadian Liquor stores). The show winds down with a little talk about mushroom trips and frozen pizza ingredients.   Questions that get answered this week: What is one of many reasons...

Episode 126: Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein? Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about The Flash, Justified, Letterkenny and the need for movies to be longer than 2 hours. Mr. Clay has a theory on porn money-shots while Charlie Ray has feelings about travelling to see concerts. Along the way the discussion goes to passport and Driver’s License renewals, Spice girls, the male Avengers, Jimmy Buffet’s...

Episode 125: Erection style differences   This week, April went down the Barbie rabbit hole and learned the history of the iconic doll. Stay tuned for all the pertinent info that you never knew that you needed. From 1959 to 2023, Barbie has had some amazing careers as well as some not so amazing variations. Enjoy as the hosts take you through her journey.   Questions that get answered this week: W...

Episode 124: I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell Dora is back and she has some juicy news about housing in the Maritimes. Along with news about home ownership the hosts talk about shower beers, shower Oreos, shower Pop tarts and more plumbing tips and tricks for each and every one of you beautiful Knowitalls. Sit back and hear discussions about tree houses, retro cartoons, free money, current co...

Episode 123: You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about movies on this week’s episode. Topics of discussion range from The Flash movie to Wes Anderson, Deadpool 3 to toy branded movies, detachable penises, contracts for love making and robot malfunctions while attempting a Dutch Rudder.   Questions that get answered this week: Where do you go to buy a Cherry...