The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses Israel been allowed to compete at Eurovision 2026 with major boycotts to follow, Toyota growing their presence and recognition into Formula 1, an EU framework proposal allowing for crops to be Genetically Modified as well as the launch of an app the protects athletes from social media abuse amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and...

The regular discusses Hungary and Slovakia continuing to buy oil from Russia after the EU cut their trade ties with them, a TV sports presenter collapsing mid-broadcast cited needing rest and hydration, Kalshi teaming up with CNN to broadcast news observing Kalshi’s prediction and betting data in real time as well as more information from the COVID Inquiry about how the virus was handled and the c...

The regular discusses how measles cases are raising and causing more concerns than years prior, talks about how Crypto and Digital Assets would by taxed, looking at what percentage of the world’s population practices which religions as well as an apartment block fire in Hong Kong that affected many lives amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no i...

The regulars discuss Australian teenagers launching legal challenge against Under-16 social media ban, Apple Inc retaking the crown as biggest smartphone maker after 14 years, rehearsals for the Milano-Cortina torch carrying underway as well as an investigation looking into radioactive recalls of Indonesian exports amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical a...

The regular discusses the disbandment of DOGE in the US government, consumer confidence regarding jobs and home finances falling in the follow up to Black Friday, questions about Tanzania’s election results that sparked protests nationwide as well as ecocide protests across Italy in response to COP30 amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no inten...

The regular discusses voting and rules changes to Eurovision at the wake of Israel’s continued participation after October 7th, Kalshi’s market valuation skyrocketing after their predictions on the NYC Mayoral election, how a protest was sparked by comments from a Miss Universe Director about a contestant’s intelligence as well as investment talks between Canada and the UAE amongst other things. *...

The regular discusses the widespread impact of the Cloudfare server outage that affects thousands of websites and apps, Amazon launching their robotaxi service in San Francisco with chances of expanding its service, an introduction in France to pay taxes on home appliances as well as a Belgian farmer suing a French Energy Company for damages caused by climate change amongst other things. *most, if...

The regular discusses Elon Musk unveiling Tesla Robots that can perform surgery, Generation wide protests in Mexico City against Claudia Sheinbaum, Donald Trump called out by MTG regarding the Epstein files as well as AI teddy bears made in China being recalled for giving children explicit advice amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention...

The regular discusses a TikTok star avoiding jail and skipping court appearances for crashing McLaren, heated oil trade talks between Russia and other countries, Luis Rubiales getting egged by his uncle at an event regarding his upcoming book as well as Spotify introducing Music Videos to Subscribers in US and Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical...

The regular discusses UK continuing migration trends, the taboo around Egyptian belly dancing, Bank of England’s approval of temporary Stable coin holding limits as well as the current state of present day architecture amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a car crash into a bar in Florida, Trump speaking out against the killings of Christians in Nigeria, Ye expressing regret for his controversial takes on Hitler and Jewish people as well as Oscar Piastri potentially out of the championship race after crash amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as f...

The regular discusses Dam damages caused towards indigenous people in Brazil, Kim Kardashian using ChatGPT to pass law exams which made her fail, US Government shutdown taking a toll on Airport staff and security as well as the ongoing military action in Sudan where at least hundreds of live were lost. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken...

The regular discusses Pope Leo XIV raising awareness and sending prayers to victims in Sudan, India to launch its heaviest satellite to date outside of earth’s atmosphere, how Blockchain technology is influencing sports betting markets as well as The Dodgers’ win being a moment of celebration for Japanese people with the performance of Ohtani and Yamamoto amongst others things. *most, if not all o...

The regular discusses SpaceX and the Pentagon drafting a deal to develop missile tracking satellites, experts say climate change is a likely factor for Vultures attacking cattle, Andrew Tate to become Misfits’ new CEO as KSI sparks outrage by the decision as well as raising electricity costs due to high energy demand from AI datacenters amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said i...

The regular discusses UK-Türkiye defence deals for new fighters jets, US President touring around East Asia to strengthen trade ties, the severe impact of Hurricane Melissa on Jamaican communities as well as teacher strikes taking place across Alberta, Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate...

The regular discusses UN members signing cybercrime treaties with opposition from rights groups, North Korean Cyberforce using Crypto to evade US sanctions, a housekeeper robbing a retired soccer football player’s house as well as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s allegations catching up to him that loses his title and royal residence amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entir...

The regulars discuss how AWS servers temporarily went down and the massive domino effect that had on a lot of major services that uses them, an Ancient Egyptian show in Manhattan showcasing its valuable exhibitions, what the inner workings of the United States looks like and people’s views on how America functions as well as an interview with Bob Vylan regarding his Glastonbury chant against the I...

The regular discusses the UK’s continued sanctions on Russia amid its military operation in Ukraine, Alaska hit with major floods while observing limited weather data, US to provide safety and security from drone threats during the 2026 FIFA World Cup as well as Australia’s fertility rate declining and signs that deaths would outnumber local births amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s...

The regulars discuss finding out about the 16th year anniversary of The Annoying Orange, concerns over lack of mainstream media coverage of Nigeria and DRC, the re-nationalisation of UK railways as well as observing the progress of NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/le...

The regular discusses ongoing peace talks regarding Gaza, a rise in wildlife interactions seen across urban areas, PayPal aiming to diversify assets by acquiring stake in Binance Japan as well as how Russia, China and North Korea are using ChatGPT to influence online users amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factu...

The regular discusses the start of a government shutdown in the US, the children of notable figures such as MLK Jr and Robin Williams ask people to stop making AI videos about their fathers as Sora 2 surges in popularity, a serious health concern regarding food made by Hello Fresh as well as INEOS being in hot water regarding cuts to skilled jobs and lack of government support amongst other things...

The regular discusses Pope Leo XIV raising awareness for climate activism despite opposition from MAGA, a Tunisian man arrested for social media posts about their president, Jeff Bezos predicting Gigawatt data centers in space in the next few years as well as the status of Flotilla activists amid been taken by Israeli authorities after arriving in Gaza amongst other things. *most, if not all of wh...

The regular discusses how AI is rapidly evolving and producing record breaking profits, conduct unrest within Portland that questions local authority, India and China lifting suspensions between them in hopes to mend their relationship as well as a rise in young people protesting against their own government for corruption or restricting access to information amongst other things. *most, if not al...

The regulars discuss the passing of Jane Goodall and looking back on her legacy, looking at the fertility rate of countries around the world, the discovery of camel cravings that opens many historical questions as well as Storm Amy heading towards the UK for its seasonal devastation amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being take...

The regular discusses a telecommunications outage in Australia, backlash against Bad Bunny for performing at the NFL Superbowl halftime show, counting down the list of countries on the democracy index as well as an ongoing case regarding Ontario’s handling of COVID amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legit...