The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses the World Uncertainty Index skyrocketing to an all time peak compared to other major events in the 21st century, identifying what history books people should pay attention or disregard, Switzerland’s referendum to put a population cap of 10 million people as well as the disqualification of a Ukrainian Skeleton racer for his helmet depicting fallen Ukrainian athletes amongst o...

The regular discusses Discord implementing digital/biometric ID verification for all users globally, talks between the Catholic Church and top Muslim Imams about a unified religion, Scottish Labour leader calling for Starmer to step down as Prime Minister as well as a Hong Kong citizen arrested for National Security Crimes against China amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said i...

The regular discusses a month into the new NYC administration under Zohran Mamdani, the introduction of buy now pay later applied for renting properties, a June deadline for ending the war between Russia and Ukraine as well as NASA astronauts being given permission to record footage from their phones of upcoming missions amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satir...

The regular discusses which of the US Presidents done a better job during their time in office, the concept of a multi tier Europe looking close towards becoming reality, the impact heavy snowfall along Japan’s coastline as well as the chances of another US government shutdown lasting a few days amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention...

The regular discusses how the life of Angry Recations had changed after been found innocent of rumours against him, technology from a Black Mirror episode where you can block people in the real world, the crowning of the youngest Grand Slam winner as well as looking at how much taxes billionaires contributed to the UK economy amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely...

The regulars discuss Brazil’s president Lula preparing for reelection despite previous health concerns, the rapid rise of upscrolled in active users, a platform made by AI bots for AI bots and what topics have been discussed there as well as Lady Gaga pausing Tokyo concert to speak out against ICE amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intentio...

The regular discusses how Pepsi once had one of the largest militaries in the world, an inquiry regarding sexual and emotional abuse on students between 1950s and 1980s, a NASA aircraft experiencing mechanical problems resulting in returning to earth without using landing gear as well as the mayor of Budapest arrested for organising a pride parade amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s...

The regular discusses the outbreak of the Nipah Virus across South Asia, Kanye West apologising for antisemitic remarks in the past and pointing to frontal lobe damage as the cause, a severe snowstorm sweeping across the US as well as Twitter/X being put to the test against the EU’s European Commission regarding image editing of EU citizens amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been sa...

The regular discusses how the US side of TikTok is now under an American consortium including Oracle, the upcoming UK by-election in Gorton & Denton and its outcome without Andy Burnham standing in for Labour, South Korea announcing a comprehensive act regarding the use of AI as well as soccer-football player Casemiro leaving Manchester United at the end of the 2025/26 season amongst other things....

The regular discusses the scenes at the AFCON final in Rabat, Elon Musk alleging to buy Ryanair and become their new CEO, British Gambling Commission calling out Meta for turning blind eye on illegal casino promotion as well as preparations for the Winter Olympic Games in Milano-Cortina amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being...

The regular discusses accounts being banned as Australia’s social media ban starts to take effect, Amazon launching a European Cloud based service mainly for EU countries, information about Freddie Mercury secret daughter being revealed after she passes away as well as the changing age demographic distribution in Ukraine since 2022 amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is ent...

The regular discusses the UK government making a U turn on Digital ID, EU making moves towards €90 Million for Ukraine, Netflix proposing an all cash offer for Warner Bros as well as Takaichi announcing a snap election in Japan amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses Spotify’s decision to no longer run ICE Recruitment Ads on the platform, an arrest warrant on Timothy Busfield for sexual misconduct, a project in Ethiopia to expand their current airport close to the capital as well as PolyMarket in hot water for clarifying to bettors about the outcome of US military operation in Venezuela amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s be...

The regular discusses the passing of Renee Good after Minnesota ICE Operation, Grok AI receiving complaints about its use of image editing to display explicit photos of women and children, advances with a EU-MERCOSUR deal as well as signs of climate change showing from oceans absorbing energy and increasing greenhouse gases amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely sa...

The regular discusses US plans for Venezuela and its oil, a soccer football player to appear in court for road related offences, a boat belonging to an Egyptian Pharaoh being reconstructed as well as rebuilding homes in California with logistical and legal boundaries amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/leg...

The regular discusses the start to a new year with how people celebrate using fireworks in front of bridges, monuments or even a billboard showing smoke related deaths statistics, young men in the Netherlands setting off fireworks that caused damage to vehicles and property, the inauguration of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani as well as Venus Williams making a comeback to Tennis after years of absence am...

The regular discusses series of events where lives were lost such as a pub assault in Appleby Magna, a Canadian patient waited hours for treatment, police clashes in Northwest Turkey, review of Bondi Beach shooting, car crash in Nigeria costing lives of Anthony Joshua’s close friends, derailment of a Mexican train and cartel shootings around an Ecuadorian seaside community as well as other stories...

The regular discusses the approaching snowstorms hitting the northern hemisphere, a record breaking loan transfer of the Bayeux Tapestry to the British Museum, Trump’s present to ISIS in Nigeria as well as China introducing regulations on Artificial Intelligence amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitima...

The regular discusses Greta Thunberg getting arrested for protesting on behalf of Palestine Action, reactions towards to the released, redacted pages of the Epstein Files, Venezuelan deportees being sent to an El Salvadorian prison as well as the rise of a Track Star born in China from humble beginnings amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no in...

The regular discusses Cambodian people being displaced by border clashes with Thailand, Andrew Tate losing his comeback match since becoming Misfits CEO, more details regarding the Epstein files after victims expressed concerns about how little information was made public as well as Poland arresting a Russian Museum Official for excavation work in Crimea amongst other things. *most, if not all of...

The regular discusses US military action on drug boats in the Caribbean, ongoing controversy around FIFA World Cup ticket prices, projected predictions regarding melting glaciers before 2040 as well as a British national raising alarm about his mother being held in Myanmar amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factu...

I talk with Belle about her previous and ongoing charitable work, her life as a Stage Mum as well as themes from her upcoming book « Are Relationships For Suckers? ».

The regular discusses Donald Trump receiving his FIFA Peace Prize, vinyl records sales rising from Gen Z interest, wine makers fear virus that could wide out its industry as well as shootings that took place at Brown University and Bondi Beach amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criti...

The regular discusses the UK potential return to the EU Customs Union, how a British Museum led study found out that fire was first discovered many centuries than previously thought, a TikTok star from Somalia being deported from the US as well as a travel ban put on a Nobel Peace Prize winner after speaking out against their country’s own government amongst other things. *most, if not all of what...

The regular discusses an alleged shooting at an Norwegian shopping centre, new homes set to be built in and around Ottawa, Australian officials set to testify before US Congress about their country’s social media ban for Under-16s as well as healthcare insurance companies turning to AI to approve or reject medical coverage amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely sat...