The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to episode 95 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We debut a scene from our upcoming sequel radio play 'Time Vagina', but first, we do best, talking funny, strange and flat out bizarre news stories.   Starting with the woman who's engaged to marry a chandelier, as well as being in an open relationship with 25 other chandeliers, we talk the latest beauty regime of injecting Korean baby fo...

Welcome to Episode 94 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we take a look back at the year that was 2018, the events, the movies, the highs, the lows, the dumb and the stupid. As always in our yearly review episodes we go over the celebrity death list then pay tribute to the biggest loss of 2018, Moses of Kingston upon Thames. We start the episode sober and finish it less so. Enjoy and Happy New Y...

Welcome to episode 93 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We didn't realise this episode would be going out at Christmas until we started recording, so a Christmas special this isn't. Instead we talk coming of age, growing through our teens and accepting our party days are coming to an end, a night at a pub is pretty much a big night out for us and we are happy with that. Joe cracks out a list o...

Welcome to episode 92 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We talk our recent return to stage as we resurrected our hiphop duo, Dicerollers and played a charity gig down the Fighting Cocks with Spandex Love. The episode then takes a sharp turn into flesh eating as we look at story where a man has his balls ripped off by dog... after he put peanut butter on them? We talk a story where a young...

Welcome to episode 91 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We had a plan for this episode but instead conversation took us to some weird and wonderful places, we just went with the flow.  We kick things off by asking the deeply serious question... what do you call your TV remote? Dive into a bumper edition of Geezedropping, talk Greg's trip to MCM Comic Con, meeting celebrities and discuss th...

Welcome to episode 90 of The All Seeing Guys, we're in the countdown to episode 100 now! We're hungover this episode after watching Earthtide play live the night before, Greg recalls his drunken adventures before we dive into our first topic, a report detailing deaths related to selfies (yes, we live in that world now), the Montauk Monster of Plum Island (we didn't know this was thing either), thi...

Welcome to episode 89 of The All Seeing Guys. With Halloween looming we decide to embrace the horror! Greg watches and talks the IT remake and Hereditary.  We keep on the horror track by discussing horror movies that scared us as kids, deliver some freaky facts about horror films and look at a list of the highest grossing horror franchises. We basically talk a lot about horror movies.  We look at...

Welcome to episode 88 of The All Seeing Guys. Greg talks doors (yes, doors) and Elvis self service check outs. We dive into a theme this episode, we talk about 'Embarrassment'. How easily embarrassed we are? How do we deal with embarrassing moments? Can you actually die from embarrassment? which leads us to a 'fun' list of embarrassing deaths, which turn out to be more undignified than anything. ...

Welcome to episode 87 of The All Seeing Guys. Learning about the death of rapper Mac Miller during our soundcheck set a slightly different tone for this episode, I mean, it's still dumb and fun, but it detoured us from the planned episode into dungarees, memories of pissing ourselves and Greg talks moving house.  Things take an ever so slightly serious tone as Greg shares a story of being in a rat...

Welcome to episode 86 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. As always we kick off with our 'what you overheard recently' segment 'Geezedropping'. Then we dive into the world of recent weird news, from a a abusive tweet that landed someone in hot water with NASA, we look at a recent study on regrettable tattoos and meet a woman who is in a loving relationship and is ready to take the ne...

Welcome to episode 85 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. Ed is back! There was a plan for this episode but that went completely out the window as soon as the rum got opened. We had the best intentions when we were sober. With beer spillages and an epic sneeze it really is a fun episode full of lots of conversation topics such as Gregs trip to Norfolk, doing a number two in public toilets, F...

Welcome to episode 84 of The All Seeing Guys. We straight dive in sharing things we've overheard out & about with some Geezedropping gems. Greg goes to Frangos, Joe has some issues with the trains, the guys talk fear of heights and revisit their Bee in the Bonnet segment, talk odd statuses on Facebook, then return to trains again discussing seating next to strangers. We return to Wankerty Wank whe...

Welcome to episode 83 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys catch up with goings ons such as the recent heatwave & the World Cup. Talk Hamilton the Musical, strange things left in Ubers, and Greg goes to the dentist for the first time in 15 years... of course he has stories.  We have a bumper edition of Geezedropping, our segment where we share the snippets of ove...

Episode 82 of The All Seeing Guys. We mix things up a little this week, giving Geezedropping a rest and kicking off with Wankerty Wank, Silence of the Lambs style. We talk about a woman who was in the news recently for drinking her dogs urine for 'health' reasons and we wish the story ended there but it really doesn't.  Greg finally see's the film based on one of his favourite books, Ready Player...

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast episode 81! This week Greg brings a selection of fun and ridiculous news stories to the table for Joe to try and get his head round. We look at the guy who ate his foot with friends, a woman who's dream is to get to 50 stone in weight while her boyfriend funnel feeds her, a man who hasn't burped in 34 years, discuss farts that burn your bum and a lot more tha...

It's episode 80 of The All Seeing Guys and we are celebrating the shows 3rd birthday! Unlike previous birthday episodes where we get smashed and go for two plus hours, we show our age here by starting smashed... then passing out early and picking up where we left from hungover in the morning swapping rum for orange juice. With no set agenda we just go in talking about the last three years of the s...

  Welcome to episode 79 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg and Joe head North to the Lake District with the whole gang Ed, Sarah, Lizzie and Indiana. We catch up with two of our friends Dan and Stuart and spend a few days loving Lake Windermere.  The reason we are at Lake Windermere? Greg and Dan are running the Lake Windermere Marathon. Joe takes control of the Zoom Mic and chats...

Welcome to episode 78 of the All Seeing Guys Podcast, After a busy couple of episodes, this week Greg and Joe just sit down see where the conversation takes them.   The sun was out and with it brings the idea of sweaty tuna balls, Greg shares two recents events that occurred to him including losing his wallet and getting caught short while out on a run. We talk Kayne West, Jim Carrey, look at some...

Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys, we talk independent music, our experience when we were making music, the amazing local bands we met and got to perform with, the awesome bands still killing today and we play some pretty awesome tracks throughout the episode. With music from Textal, Methodical, Devour Ballads, High Frequency, AnyWhoMusic, Resuscitators, Dicerollers and TAU. It's...

Welcome to episode 76 of The All Seeing Guys. We dive straight into Geezedropping & looking at some of the hilarious answers we received from our 'Greg & Joes incest talk ruined my....' predictive text game. This episode is somewhat different as we accidentally slip into a chat show style format when we sat down with our good friend Rhys Welchman, who works at The Fighting Cocks, is one of Kingsto...

Welcome to episode 75 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This week Greg and Joe put themselves forward to fill in for hosting Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway as one of them is in a spot of bother, not sure which, they are both one person to us. We talk Charlotte Church for some reason then do a special edition of Geezedropping with two stories sent in by listeners which are hilarious a...

Welcome to episode 74 of The All Seeing Guys and we are once again joined by our swiss army knife, Ed Wooderson. I won't lie, this episode spirals to some pretty odd places. From Sex Dolls, Facebook friends, Cyclists, and many more wonderful enlightening topics. With our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & you didn't ask for our advice but here it is anyway it's a hell of an episode. Hope...

Welcome to episode 73 of The All Seeing Guys. This week, we really go with the flow, chatting sh*t, looking at random news stories such as the KFC Chicken drama, a Russian family working with the police to fake their own murders after finding out their son had hired a hitman to kill them and we look at day 37 of #poowatch. We also dive into The Flat Earth and the new conspiracy to be building mome...

We give our regular 'Agony aunt' and 'Geezedropping' segments a rest and dust off some old favs. Starting with 'Bee in our Bonnet', we talk people with no common sense on the bus, places that stack Sunday Roasts on a plate like it's Jenga, then jump into a 'Tuck it in' special.  We dive deep into bad pub reviews from our home town, Kingston upon Thames, we don't name and shame, in fact we are big...

Welcome to episode 71 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we are joined by Gregs just turned Eighteen year old Godson, Rhys Davies. Our youngest ever guest brings a fresh perspective to our angry point of view on modern living as we dive into a few bizarre news stories. From fetishes, penis bleaching, people eating Tide laundry detergent to sex worker injuries and much more. We go in and let the...