Greg Armstrong

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Comedy EN ↓ 299 episodes

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Author

Greg Armstrong

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal! 07.07.2026

Welcome to episode 285 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return; it's hot, Greg has moved out of his house, Joe hasn't. They catch up on the World Cup, then it's onto Geezedropping. The guys talk Neil the seal and his annual visits to the same town where he causes chaos like a giant toddler, look back at a classic incest story where two lovers discover they are brothers, a...

Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker 23.06.2026

Welcome to episode 284 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, with Greg's eight-year-old daughter joining. They all catch up, share a few updates, Greg rolls his ankle more, and Joe has a CSI poo mystery at home to deal with; then it's on to geezedropping with plenty sent in by you. They all talk about a questionable ad from Kingston upon Thames, an update all these year...

Ep 283: Rollin 'Rollin' 09.06.2026

Welcome to episode 283 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return, no doubt talk weather before even catching up. Greg can walk again and goes to a Star Wars con, then it's onto Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you; The guys talk another fun animal story, magic soup, the Gloucestershire cheese rolling contest, and the darkest story returns to the world of willing amputat...

Ep 282: OAPS Declassified 26.05.2026

Welcome to episode 282 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The sun arrives and BBQ season returns! The guys catch up, talk about what's been keeping them occupied, then it's onto a hilarious round of Geezedroppings, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys give an update on the cargo ship stowaway fox, talk about the Presidential unsealing and reporting of UAP encounters, and  Proj...

Ep 281: Towels or Towers? 12.05.2026

Welcome to episode 281 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, before moving it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto a stowaway Fox off for a Disney adventure, and a Raccoon, who isn't...instead of ID, a customer brings a dead body to the bank, and confusion between towel and towers throws the gu...

Ep 280: Goodnight Sphincter 28.04.2026

Welcome to episode 280 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, and for some reason, fall down a rabbit hole discussing what a horrible human the character of Gary Sparrow is in the classic BBC sitcom 'Goodnight Sweetheart', thankfully, they have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, to pull themselves out of that hole, plenty of Geezedrops sent in by you amazing li...

Ep 279: Steal a KitKat 14.04.2026

Welcome to episode 279 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, talk ladder safety, dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you listeners. Then the guys talk the great KitKat heist and other strange items which have been stolen, and 'Darkest story of the week' brings some incest based canniblaism  All this and much more

Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust 31.03.2026

Welcome to episode 278 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys have a catch-up, and then go in all sorts of directions, Daredevil, detective crime series, 911 for some reason, before getting back on track, by going into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then the guys talk about a pizzeria that killed one and put over a hundred people in the hospital, and childhood meals...

Ep 277: Green Arsehole 17.03.2026

Welcome to episode 277 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Greg has had a busy weekend with a Star Wars convention, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Red and Blue dramas at the school gates, Greg learn about Porta-Parties, and a man has a live 66cm eel inserted into his rectum. Greg was a few beers in for this one and quite exci...

Ep 276: Bone Smashing 03.03.2026

Welcome to episode 276 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Joe has a rant about hot honey, and Greg has had a colonoscopy, which is always fun, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Sutton loses his legendary Wizard, social media gets a new bone-smashing trend, and the darkest story isn't so dark but brings back the old classic, inc...

Ep 275: Paralysis 17.02.2026

Welcome to episode 275 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  The guys are back, have a catch-up and shoot the sh*t. It was Greg's birthday, and Joe had the weekend off. Greg experienced sleep paralysis for the first and hopefully last time, which was terrifying, and shares his experience, while looking at what it actually is and other people's stories. And a teacher identifies as a ca...

Ep 274: Shotgun Wedding 03.02.2026

Welcome to episode 274 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  The guys return, after overcoming technical issues and a wobbly Greg, this episode kicks off with Joe wearing a new hat, which takes them on a conversational journey in many bizarre directions. Followed by a quick catch-up on life, then it's onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys look at D...

Ep 273: My Spirit Animal... 20.01.2026

Welcome to episode 273 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  The guys are back, quick catch-up, Greg has car dramas, Joe doesn't. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys lookat the Oxford Dictionary 'Word of the year 2025' and take a test to find out each other's Spirit Animals, which doesn't go as planned but is a journey nonetheless. All this and mor...

Ep 272: Go Go Burglary Rangers! 06.01.2026

Welcome to episode 272 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  Christmas is over, and it's 2026! The guys catch up, talk Christmas, New Year, and so on. There's the usual jolly round-up of the deaths of 2025. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys revisit an old story, but it's goodun' where the former Japanese actor who played the Green Power Ranger us...

Ep 271: Be Sure To Check Those Best Before's... 23.12.2025

Welcome to episode 271 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  It's Christmaaaaaaaas!! The guys catch up, talk Christmas food shop, pay tribute to Surbiton's own Scooter Granny, who sadly passed away recently, then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and Joe then dive into Christmas mysteries... murders and such, keeping it festive all the way, and a thea...

Ep 270: Bloody Elves! 09.12.2025

Welcome to episode 270 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  This episode, the guys catch up, start gearing up for Christmas, and Greg shares his current Elf on the Shelf experience. Quick thoughts on the new Stranger Things Episodes (spoilers), then, as always, it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! It's a dark time for news as the guys double dip in the darke...

Ep 269: Smacky Bot Bots 25.11.2025

Welcome to episode 269 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  This episode, the guys have a lot of silly fun, after a catch up where Joe witnesses either a guy w*nking or maybe getting laid in parked car on a Kingston street and Greg survives another animal assasin attempt, they guys ask the big question "if you had a statue of yourself, what pose would you be in?", then it's onto a bi...

Ep 268: Franky Boy 11.11.2025

Welcome to episode 268 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on Halloween and Fireworks night, with fireworks going off in the background. Greg shares a condiment mishap he had, then it's onto a big Geezedrop as Owen sends his latest audio clips in, and they are bangers. Greg and Joe talk eating magnets, weird things kids have eaten, and they both happen...

Ep 267: Supreme Pie 28.10.2025

Welcome to episode 267 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are both feeling unwell, but they only need to talk, so sure they'll survive. Greg had an eventful week, from a Star Wars convention to bus agro. Joe did not have an eventful week, well, not a fun one. Geezedrops are back with more from you, our awesome listeners. The guys talk questionable Jedi names,...

Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted 14.10.2025

Welcome to episode 266 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, Greg records from his car as he waits for Indiana to finish Brownies, Joe has a week off, no Geezedrops this week, but fear not, there's plenty to talk about. The guys talk squash to water ratio, open up about depression, the rise and fall of Melissa Joan Hart, an Orangutan used as a prostitute, and a death on t...

Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana 30.09.2025

Welcome to episode 265 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined by Greg's about-to turn-eight-year-old daughter, Indiana, with her fourth appearance on the show. They catch up on life, Surbiton Festival, and a trip to Gootopia. With Indiana, the guys cover what kids are watching today, which apparently is K-POP Demon Hunters and Mr Bean, discuss Hiccup re...

Ep 264: Lookalikes 16.09.2025

Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk about lookalikes, and it seems to awaken something in Greg. There's a mysterious Final Destination-soundi...

Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy 02.09.2025

Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There's radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy, and there's unwanted advice to be shared in the returning aunt segment, where things take a turn. All th...

Ep 262: WOLF 3D 19.08.2025

Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie taglines. A bishop apologises for interrupting a church choir in his dressing gown because they were making a t...

Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana! 05.08.2025

Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana lead the way. Covering what's hot on kids' YouTube, Indiana's recent enjoyment of watching videos about p...

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