The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance conclude. The follow-up radio play to 'Rise of the Moonwalkers' and 'The Time Vagina' is finally here.... The Mosaic.  After running the Moonwalkers out of town, saving Grimwood from being destroyed when the Time Vagina opened by running into it, they are now trapped in 1882. Grimwood in 1882 is a very dangerous place as Ritz and Dick fa...

Welcome to episode 137 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We are back over the Skype waves, with a bunch of fresh Geezedrops sent in from you lovely listeners. We talk the sad news of the Crobar closing, the Alan Partridge Brass statue that popped up overnight in Norwich, Aarron Carters porn debut where he plays guitar naked and knocks one out in the shower, Vietnam repackage over 300...

Welcome to episode 136 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. For the first time in what feels like forever we record in the same room, at a distance of course. No real episode planned but we took the chance we had to record together and catch up on how life has been over the last year. We have a bumper edition of Geezedrops as Greg was fully stocked for the first time in a while. We talk...

Welcome to episode 135 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.   This episode, after a catch-up, Greg shares some stories from his family camping trip including a traumatic encounter with a swan, we reflect on the very sad passing of Chadwick Boseman & have some hilarious Geezedrops to dissect.   Then we dive into some recent stories including a local one about a man seen strolling naked i...

Welcome to episode 134 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. We catch up on life in the new normal with our first venture to a pub in months, the crazy heat & weather we've been enduring, Greg went to Chessington World of Adventures, Joe took a trip to Bournemouth, we talk pizza from Micky Marzano's & after having none last episode we return to with fresh slab of Geezedropping. We discus...

Welcome to episode 133 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, it's a sunny Sunday afternoon, Gregs hungover and Joe is knackered, so we pour ourselves a drink, open Skype and have some fun.... by talking, not sex stuff.  This episode we catch up, talk recent large spider encounters, an OAP who didn't realise it was illegal to have sex with dogs, Joes experience watching Uncut Gems, Greg c...

Welcome to episode 132 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe, we talk about life in the new normal, Greg (who is less sober than he has been through the lockdown episodes) gives his Last of Us Part 2 update & Joe gives an update on his Marvel Movie viewing. We share some great Geezedrops including a pretty epic one from the park. It's another random conversation episode, meaning we talk a...

Welcome to episode 131 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown. This episode we end up not sticking to the episode plan and just have a chat. We talk about how easy it is to get labeled, such as being called a Karen, reflect on how Lockdown has affected us, and how life has changed going forward.  We talk about our recent wonder in...

Welcome to episode 130 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the tail end of lockdown. Another fun-packed episode, we catch up on life, the sad passing of British Actor Ian Holm then dive into our last couple of Lockdown Geezdrops. We talk about a pair of identical twins who share the same boyfriend and have an unhealthy exercise obsession, we look over c...

Welcome to episode 129 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the (starting to ease) lockdown. This is a packed episode, we have a catch-up, talk about the Chicago Bulls docuseries 'The Last Dance', two men hired to perform a sexual fantasy involving a broom break into the wrong house, a man dies from toad venom at a porn stars house, the Twitch streamer w...

Welcome to episode 128 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. This episode celebrates five years of The All Seeing Guys! Crazy right? After we have a quick lockdown catch up talking about McDonald's drive-through queues & a murder on Zoom, we look back to past episodes and give updates on some of our favorite stories we covered. We also discu...

Welcome to episode 127 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. We catch up on life in lockdown here in the UK, then lighten the mood with another recent story about objectophilia, last episode it was a woman dating a chandelier, this episode its a woman marrying a Boeing 737-800, we discuss the baby name, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk and Grimes have ch...

Welcome to episode 126 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, and we are once again joining you during the lockdown. We share our personal bee in our bonnets on the surge of social media challenge nominations, we aren't saying they are bad & we would accept it if didn't mean having to nominate other people... maybe, I mean, we're also lazy with that sh*t. We revisit an old story with a new update...

Welcome to episode 125 of The All Seeing Guys, we know we said this would be a regular length episode with 2020 Kebab award coverage, however, we had some technical difficulties recording this episode, 125 is a cursed number to us now. Not to worry though, it only affects the episode in that it's slightly shorter in length, everything else is fine. I had to cut the kebab award discussion but we'll...

We're back and we have brand new Dicerollers Tracks with us! The world has gone to shit since we recorded episode 123, so plenty to catch up on. This was a bit of a test run as it's the first time we've recorded in different locations, Joe is at his house, Greg is at his, and although we missed being in the same room it was still a lot of fun and the process worked remarkably well.  We catch up on...

Yes, it's another 'Flashback' episode but fear not, during this current craziness that is going on we have put things in place that will allow us to record remotely, so if all goes to plan we will have brand new episodes of The All Seeing Guys coming out during this unsociable and uncertain time.  This episode Greg catches up on what's been going on and shares the audio from a little recent catch...

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  If you are a regular listener you'll know after a solid run of almost five years without missing an episode we have hit a bump with no longer having a set time and location to record, meaning for the first time we are going to miss some episode releases. However, we aren't going cold turkey and leaving your ears without us just yet.  We've...

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  If you are a regular listener you'll know after a solid run of almost five years without missing an episode we have hit a bump with no longer having a set time and location to record, meaning for the first time we are going to miss some episode releases. However, we aren't going cold turkey and leaving your ears without us just yet.  We've...

Welcome to episode 123 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.  We are joined by our very good friend Pete Miller aka Apollo KiDD aka @phyneart on Instagram. Pete has been friends with Greg for 15 years, joined on Dicerollers tracks and drawn the artwork for the upcoming Dicerollers EP.  We reminisce about meeting each other, the music we made, and the laughs we had, Greg has a revelation...

Welcome to episode of 122 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.  We kick off as always with our eavesdropping stranger's conversations segment, Geezedropping! Greg slips into 'This is happening on Eastenders' mode which triggers a brief stroll down Albert Square's memory lane, and then we dive into our main theme for the episode.  Back in February 2018, we did the 'Tuck It In Special: Ba...

Welcome to the first episode of 2020 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe.  Greg and Joe talk New Year celebrations, Joe's weekend in London, Greg's embarrassing attempt at buying a kebab in a non-sober state, and there's some great Geezedrops, things we and you the listener have heard from eavesdroppings strangers conversations.  This episode marks the last recording session in Joe's fl...

Welcome to episode 120 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. We see out 2019 the same way we welcomed it, chatting shit. Greg and Joe catch up after the holidays, exchange festive tales, Gregs involves deposing off a dead mouse on Christmas morning.  We talk a few highlights and odd stories of 2019, such as sunning your arsehole, the vagina museum and more. We look at the biggest films of 2019 a...

Welcome to episode 119 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe We let the conversation take us this episode, talking where we were 100 episodes ago, Greg ran the Adidas Fulham 10k, Joe's realisation that he eats too many crisps, weird places to get laid, random interactions with strangers & more. We have a local story from good old Surbiton involving a train disruption, a startled pig & a packet of...

Welcome to episode 118 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe.  Following a story, Joe tells about accidentally elbowing a woman in the head on a train whilst using his phone, Greg shares the unusual position he has adopted while playing the PlayStation. We dive into a couple of odd news stories such as East 17's Brian Harveys outburst at the Job Centre. There's a Flat Earth story to trigger and J...

Welcome to episode 117 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe.  This week we talk 'Sounding' which is inserting metal into your bell end for sexual gratification. A hot sauce has an extra kick after meth was found inside as part of a smuggling attempt into Australia. A 'Boy Meets World' actor is enticed into porn after she found the script 'very well written'. Joe & Greg attempt a simple three-q...