Greg Armstrong

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Comedy EN ↓ 299 episodes

Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.

Author

Greg Armstrong

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 187: Covid Catches Joe 06.09.2022

Welcome to episode 187 of The All Seeing Guys With Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, covid finally catches up with Joe, and Greg finds someone in need in public toilets (not dirty) and goes to a crazy cocktail bar. Then it's onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping, all sent in by the listeners. The guys ask the big question, would you rather have wings or hands? Then talk about...

Ep 186: Descent into Beasti*ltiy 23.08.2022

Welcome to episode 186 of The All Seeing Guys With Greg and Joe In this episode the guys catch up, Greg has been on holiday with a few stories to share (of course), then as always in the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping.  The guys talk about the man who recently stood trial for having relations with a pony using baby oil and carrots, Seagulls off their heads on flying ants, and the lady who we...

Ep 185: It's Not Even About The W*nk 09.08.2022

Welcome to episode 185 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode the guys fall into many random topics such as school rumours, using a Chihuahua to ice a cake, holiday driving before Sat Navs, Greg releases a book, the cat game Stray, the last ever episode of Neighbour's, favourite bridges with so much more, and of course, our eavesdropping segment Geezedropping. The guys als...

Ep 184: Henrys Date Night 26.07.2022

Welcome to episode 184 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys go in on Wayne World 1 & 2 straight out the gate for some reason, catch up, talk sunny days, Greg saw another play and Joe talks avoiding small talk on the bus, before moving onto our eavesdropping segment Geezedropping. Greg and Joe discuss the vicar who was caught by churchgoers in stockings 'thrusting' himself int...

Ep 183: Is This Pegging? 12.07.2022

Welcome to episode 183 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back, the sun is shining, Greg is pretty buzzed from day beers and ready to chat with Joe about recent events, seeing Pearl Jam live at BTS Hydepark, seeing a UFO, kids in suits going to watch the Minions movie at the cinema, and what 'pegging' means other than the obvious, it's definitely not what Greg is saying...

Ep 182: Spread Marmite, Not Covid 28.06.2022

Welcome to episode 182 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return as always, catch up, share thoughts on phallic foods, and how Covid finally caught up with Greg, so he surrendered himself to Marmite.  Greg and Joe have lots to unpack in their eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, talk explosive penis action in The Boys, the conviction of a self-published romance novelist wh...

Ep 181: Gatekeeping Up That Hill 14.06.2022

Welcome to episode 181 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  The guys catch up, Gregs tooth pain has subsided, even went to a party, Joe talks about sunny days out, the Queen's Jubilee and Benson For Beds are still a no show so Greg shares he's the review he's been posting, before moving on to Stranger Things Season Four, a guy who farted on a girl for turning him down for a third dat...

Ep 180: Pigeon Pervs 31.05.2022

Welcome to episode ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYYY of the All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.  This was almost the first episode that didn't happen, that wouldn't have been recorded in time for the release, not through laziness but through Greg having just had a wisdom tooth out and toothache with another tooth, it's a painful combo. Medicated the show goes on.  The guys catch up, and talk about...

Ep 179: DO NOT USE THIS CUSTARD! 17.05.2022

Welcome to episode 179 of The All Seeing Podcast with Greg and Joe. It's a fun episode that goes in a few different directions. The guys tip their hats to Dennis Waterman, Greg shares an update on the Bensons For Bed saga, and It was Joe's birthday. Then they talk dIcks in custard, full-on incest, an aggressive badger and this episode wraps up with Geezedropping. All this and a lot more

Ep 178: Casual Wallaby 03.05.2022

Welcome to episode 178 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Once again the guys are back together recording in person, catching up, Greg visits a farm, and Joe gets cursed. Then it's onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping with lots to unpack. In a conversation that leans more and more into the ridiculous the guys talk bum cults, Marmite, tourists cr*ping in paper cups on mountain hikes...

Ep 177: Situational Shots 19.04.2022

Welcome to episode 177 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe. We catch up on life which brings us sharts, Star Wars conventions, parody chavs, covid gets through the front door, then it's on to our eavesdropping segment which gets out of hand quickly as we talk jizz dust, shots, and situations?  We talk the return of knockdown ginger, Bruce Willis, faking a pregnancy to get time off wor...

Ep 176: Prince Posting 05.04.2022

Welcome to episode 176 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys are both sat in the same room this episode and ready to talk sh*te. They catch up on current events, the Will Smith Oscar slap (which had just hit the news the morning we recorded), the sad passing of Taylor Hawkins and Willam Hurt, and how knock-down ginger has evolved into posting frogs. Then it's onto our eavesdrop...

Ep 175: Greg & Joe Action Figures Now With Accessories (Greg & Joe Sold Separately) 22.03.2022

Welcome to episode 175 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys are feeling under the weather but drink in hand catch up on current events, share an update on the ongoing bed situation, The Batman (no spoilers) then it's onto our eavesdropping segment ' Geezedropping'. The guys talk about the 'quantumly generated Create Your Own Adventure app, Randonautica', what accessories our a...

Ep 174: Man Without a Bed 08.03.2022

Welcome to episode 174 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode we catch up as a lot as happened, yes there were storms and now war but we have drunken escapades, sober gate incidents, Covid restriction-free visits to London, and a missing mattress to catch up on. Our extreme lives know no bounds.  We wrap up with Geezedropping, a quick 'what we're watching', and some light...

Ep 173: To The Left 22.02.2022

Welcome to episode 173 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up on Greg's birthday, the sad passing of Ivan Reitman, before going into Geezedropping, which sparks a conversation about bent d*cks and which side you 'dress' to.  Greg and Joe talk about the Razzie awards in which Bruce Willis has his own category for 'Worst Bruce Willis film', family snoopi...

Ep 172: Now I Don't Have Nipples 08.02.2022

Welcome to episode 172 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode Greg is 'danger podcasting' with some dodgy wiring and Joe is crippled by neck pain. Perfect relaxing setup.  The guys talk, recent trips to the dentist, stopping the car at a crossing to let a drug deal happen, and a few lunch beers turning into a day we barely remember but it starts coming back. We jump into a...

Ep 171: "Get Me the Lilt Man!" 25.01.2022

Welcome to episode 171 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys shoot the sh*t, talk getting on with life in these turbulent times, ask the dreaded question "Do I drink too much?", Greg is outraged by the new font design for the classic tropical soft drink Lilt, and much more. We wrap up with Geezedroping this week after a fun episode, the description may sound se...

Ep 170: Don't Call Us 11.01.2022

Welcome to episode 170 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe and a Happy New Year to you all. Greg and Joe are back over the Skype waves to catch up on Christmas, New Year, cinema trips, ice skating, and much more before moving into Geezedropping where we have loads from you awesome listeners.  Later in the episode, we talk about Ghostbusters Afterlife which will contain SPOILERS, but w...

Ep 169: Falling On Public Transport 28.12.2021

Welcome to episode 169 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. For the first time in months, Greg and Joe are recording in the same room! Start with a catch-up, talk about their first cinema trip since covid (which is due straight after recording this episode), everyday situations stoned, and then it's onto our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Despite having things planned to talk a...

Ep 168: The Bum Squad 14.12.2021

Welcome to episode 168 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe In this episode, we talk Lightopia and Christmas horror before a bumper edition of Geezedropping. The guys discuss a military collector's visit to A&E after he 'tripped and fell" into a large projectile… guess where it landed? Following the discussion of the last episode about spam messages inviting you to join sexy WhatsApp g...

Ep 167: Noped Outta That Kink 30.11.2021

Welcome to episode 167 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Greg shares a tale of an innocent trip to Kingston with his family which ended with them being face to face with a stranger's filthy open arseh*le. It's into Geezedropping then the guys look over a bizarre Facebook account they came across, go old school with a good ol' list, this was a fun one with women s...

Ep 166: Abandoned Arseh*le 16.11.2021

Welcome to episode 166 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe! We catch up on recent events, talk weird videos that creeped us out on YouTube. Greg went to see a play of the 'Diary of Anne Frank', and in a separate story had another colonoscopy which was very different from the last one. We end with Geezedropping this episode of which we have a few, mostly sent in by you awesome listener...

Ep 165: DONG DONG DONG 02.11.2021

Welcome to episode 165 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe! We kick off discussing an advert for an erectile dysfunction treatment… DONG DONG DONG (this becomes a theme), and the town of Gary, Indiana for some reason. Then it's onto Geezedropping. Greg brings a series of odd recent 'news' stories, such as the nurse who sued NHS for secretly hypnotising her to fart against her will, a...

Ep 164: Squid Playing Games With My Heart 19.10.2021

Welcome to episode 164 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe! We were due to record in the same room again this episode, but fate and a four-year-old with a nasty cough and cold ruined that plan, but we still have fun... We catch up on what has been going on, got a nice bunch of Geezedrops from you lovely listeners again. We talk Joe popping up in work Instagram ads, car parking politic...

Ep 163: Do We Talk About Piss Too Much? 05.10.2021

Welcome to episode 163 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe! This week we are in the same room, sat around the same table and it makes all the difference. We catch up on recent events, petrol panic buying, we have a nice batch of Geezedrops which spark a few random conversations. We end up mentioning pissing quite a bit (again), gentlemen's urinal etiquette, times we (well Greg) got ca...

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