The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of...

Welcome to Episode 22 of The All Seeing Guys, this week we drunkenly banter our way through a whole range of topics. We talk the new Ghostbusters movie with a live trailer reaction from Joe, Men in Black & a realisation about Will Smith, how awesome dinner is at our friends Eds & Sarah's place, calling in sick at work (flies flying into eyes being a 9/11 conspiracy), putting words such as 'Fam, Ro...

Welcome to Episode 21, this week Greg tells the tale of a recent bizarre encounter he had with one of the many personalities Kingston town has to offer, Joe bumps into a Town Ambassador we discussed previously, then we kick back & have a chilled reminisce of childhood family holidays all the way up to boys weekend in Amsterdam, including stories of Greg almost drowning in cow manure, Joes time in...

Episode 20 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a special one! Two podcasts, four hosts, One episode. We are joined by Tony & Jay from the very popular podcast 'How To Write a Tune' in their studio (still following?). If you ever wondered what we are actually doing when we bang on about 'Podcasting' then this is the one for you! Join the four of us as we talk the world of Podcasts, why we do it,...

Welcome to episode 19! Modem Love. Yes we know it's says Modem, it's meant too. Join Joe & Greg for an episode we thought we were too drunk to even do (setting up the mics etc seem to take just as long as recording the episode itself). We pushed through & as always had a blast, this time talking dating, online, supermarket meet ups, old fashion courting, fetishes & much more. So if talk of trottin...

This isn't episode 19, this is episode 18.5, a special behind the scenes, uncut conversation with Calum, the bar Manager from The Fighting Cocks bar which was the main focus of episode 18. We had a funny as fuck drunken chat with Calum & Jack. We could only use 28 mins of it but only because of the episode length time. So here, its all its drunk glory is the full chat with Calum. So much fun, so m...

Episode 18 of The All Seeing Guys is here! You've heard them talk about The Fighting Cocks bar & venue & mention its staff in most of our episodes, however this time Greg & Joe bring you along. Join us as we venture to the pub for a few beers, whiskies & shots whilst talking to the awesome staff on both sides of the bar who make this place what it is. Filled with banter, a very disgusting & incest...

The All Seeing Guys are back with their 17th episode! A bit of a different episode this week, in the wake of 2016 & moving forward with the show we give you a one off 'Segment Showcase'. New segments, along with the current ones but all updated with new jingles. Fear not though, we get massively side tracked at any given moment & had a hell of a lot of fun recording this one! Tackling big subjects...

It's 2016 & The All Seeing Guys return more intoxicated than usual with their extended New Year celebratory episode! Looking back over 2015 & predicting what 2016 may bring, from fashion, questionable hair styles, celebrity deaths, movie hits & flops, Greg talks Star Wars, Joe talks not giving a sh*t about Star Wars, Ben Afflecks chiselled arsehole chin, Joes opinions on Justin Bieber, Pierce Morg...

Episode 15, our Christmas special with a special guest 'Harry Bone'. Our first attempt at recording with three hosts did take a slight hit on the sound quality but not the laughs! Join Greg, Joe & Harry as they discuss Christmas, homemade Snooker tables, wanking in Germany, dentists, shitting in a jiffy bag & so much more! Playing us out is he Wonder Beers with their festive new release 'Lets get...

This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previ...

Episode 13 of The All Seeing Guys is here! We catch up on whats been going on of late, holidays & such, other podcasters, how many shits Greg had abroad recently, & our usual Geezedropping segment discussing overheard conversations from strangers, then get into this episodes main theme, internet crazes & the crazies doing them! Including Neckronomiate, planking, train surfing, the fire challenge &...

Episode 12 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe is here, this episode we pull together all our bees in our bonnets and talk through them. From those little annoying yellow Minions to self service till registers. Of course with our comedy segments of eavesdropping on peoples conversations 'Geezedropping', Joes corner of fear/weird, and our unwanted agony advice in 'You didn't ask for it b...

Dickheads, from public transport, to drunk attention seekers, we got it covered. Thats right, this episode we dive into the world of Dickheads! they are everywhere, including on this podcast, yes, we revile our own dickhead moves! Joe also takes a test on slang words, see how street he really is! with our comedy segments, 'Geezedropping', 'Joes corner of fear' & show us your agony with 'you didn't...

We hit episode 10! a small milestone so to celebrate we give you 'Dreams, Nightmares & Sampsons Kettle'. Join us as we venture deep into the land of the nod, exploring our dreams & nightmares, the funny, the dark, the weird, & the straight up insane. From crying ghost babies to a fight to the death against Elton John armed with a firey sword! Also of course we dive into Joes corner of fear & give...

The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know the...

The All Seeing Guys are back with their 8th episode (we are as surprised as you), join Joe & Greg as this time we talk about over sized phone cases & our main topic, which is pretty shit, actually its all shit as we talk shitting (the act of pooping), more the awkward battle of shitting out of home, farting in front of your significant other for the first time & getting caught short. As always we...

After reflecting on the 90s last episode Joe & Greg realised they are getting older so decide in true The All Seeing guys fashion to reflect upon this by talking their usual shit, bollocks & banter while also looking at the youth of today. As always with, Joes corner of fear' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Enjoy....

Part two of our trip back to the nineties continues from episode 2, this time we focus on personal experiences growing up, fashion, music & coming of age. As serious as it sounds believe us it isn't, we still have dumb shit like talking vaginas, unwanted agony aunt advice & Joes corner of fear.

Episode 5 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe, this episode we discuss selfies, those same old faces round the area asking you for that same old '70p' or whatever amount for the same old bullshit reasons, fake beggars, life with smart phones, the insane world that is Facebook & of course our segments, Joes corner of Fear & our unwanted agony aunt advice, this week we actually end with o...

Episode 4 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe brings you something special, a Nicolas Cage special, Cage uncaged! Join us as dive into Cage, the movies he was in & almost in, his spending habits, his stories & much more, ANSWERING the big questions 'is he good, is he bad, is he both, is he neither, can we trust him, has he got more to show us?' so come with us on the Cage train. With as...

Episode 3 of The All Seeing Guys! This week Greg & Joe discuss Shit tomatoes growing on the train tracks, Day time drinking along with pub names, coffee drinkers in pubs, menstruation (watch us loose our female listeners if we have any) and much more... with our two segments at the end, Joes 'Corner of Fear' along with a new intro & of course 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' wh...

Calling The 90s on Dream Phone. Welcome to episode two, in this episode we take a trip back to 90s TV, gaming & board games. And of course our two segments 'Joes corner Of fear' & 'You didn't ask for it, but heres our advice anyway' Enjoy

Meet Greg & Joe in the first ever episode of The All Seeing Guys! We discuss Cheeky Nandos, cocks out in summer, kebabs & much more. With our two comedy segments! Ending with a track from The Wonder Beers.