The Alchemist Club Podcast

With the guardhouse in smoking ruin, the intrepid crew press on through the labyrinth of hedge to finally face their true foe: a cavalcade of cool and unique fey lords, each with their own motivations, aspirations, and histories. Two forces, each immovable in their duty, clash. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us t...

At long last, the fey fortress lies before them, and with no time to waste (and a shadowstepping elf to chase) the party charges in headfirst! Will they be able to beguile the branched guardian of the True Lords of Spring? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclu...

To his friends, he is The Robin. To his enemies? The Robin. To five blood-fated heroes in a fey fortress? He is The Robin. And The Robin has some things to say about violent transition of monarchic power. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjo...

Mud, storm, and bog shall not halt them. All the denizens of the sky could not hold back their might. The crew of Teliferous, forged in the crucible of The Ten Trials, have become the most fearsome trench-crossing operatives in all the planes! Woe unto any who would dig a moat. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us t...

As they press on through the deepened defenses of the fortress, they come face to face with a massive foe. Will Ched be able to bear the brunt of his apparent guilt amid a polarizing new discovery, or will this black mark doom the party to a grizzly fate? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art,...

Venturing deeper into the be-moated depths of a fey fortress, the crew faces increasingly strange and deadly defenses. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Queen Irelia calls upon her finest soldiers to breach the fortress of the fey holdouts. Can any wall withstand the collective effort of five vagabonds full of weird blood? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review...

Arr! Be ye a little lad or lass whose parents be scuppered? Do ye crave adventure and 3 square meals a day? Ship out and set sail with Captain Desmond’s crew, and we’ll have ye turned from a blubberin’ lubber to a salty, seaworthy dog! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at th...

Safe in the halls of Hopstanopolis, the crew drains their heavy coffers down to the last drop -- some of them on more charitable matters than others. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and...

The crew checks in on old leads and readies themselves for another trip to the gnomish homelands. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Imploding the dwarven economy has never been easier with this one simple trick: Antimemetic strongholds full of free metal! Federal mints hate them! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and S...

Queen Irelia presents a proposal, to mixed opinions among the crew. Amid a debate of ethics and dire skunks, Teliferous heads north to secure precious, imperceptible cargo. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review...

Their enemies are boundless, and so their potential must rise to match. With an uncertain fate ahead, the crew of Teliferous hone their hatchling-born talents to a razor’s edge and prepare to make their grand re-entrance to the world. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at the...

The crew settles in at last for a post-rescue interview with the Iconoclasts. With a pile of strange new abilities, and the same old flippant disregard for protocol, Angloria and Philomena have their work cut out for them. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclu...

Reunited with their abandoned tree, the crew catches up on missed messages and fuming antagonists. Will they finally begin the training sequence, or is Leolin doomed to flicker until every possible distraction has been pursued? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemi...

On their trip back from yet another ruined True Church base, the party gets up to speed on the state of the world. With a host of new, Hatchling-bolstered abilities to grapple with, the crew reunites with the Iconoclasts to hone their skills and prepare for their grand reappearance. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email...

Five strangers awaken in a dark, foul tube. To find their freedom, they must contend with the fiendish gauntlet of shattered doors, pre-murdered guards, tasteful nudity, and their greatest foe since resuming the adventure moments earlier: a tyrannical cult willing to marinate adventurers in pursuit of their evil ends. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @...

With newfound fruity fervor, the battle against the Headchief’s puppetmaster begins at last. Will they be able to claim their precious loot at last, or perish like those who came before? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Lea...

With the Headchief slain, the salvage team pits their might against bells and bricks. What will become of the Stringer tribe in the wake of their mad king’s death, and what awaits them beyond the barrier to the final room? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclu...

Their fates entwined, the salvage team at last comes face to face with the Headchief Warkbahn and his ferocious legions. When a new foe reveals itself, their desperate battle grows even more pitched. Will they survive the twinned might of The Good Half and The Butterfly Nightmare? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email u...

The prisoners descend into the whirling machinery of the Central Core atop their new steeds. Will they survive the gnashing gears and devious drones of the organizational heart of the complex, or plummet like the profits of old? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchem...

An encounter with the Bad Half leaves the salvage crew piecing together pockmarked memory and wrangling some pods in search of the ever-elusive payday that’ll literally save their necks. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Lea...

Exploring further into the mysterious crypt, the salvagers receive a lesson on local mythology from their guide. When a curious cat brings them under the crosshairs of the Lost Legion, Alabaster’s abilities are revealed. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub8...

Safe from the perils of targeted advertisement, the delvers add a new, dubiously loyal team member and investigate a series of mildly potent curses. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and l...

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