The Alchemist Club Podcast

The Desmond Problem is finally too great to avoid any longer, and with their newfound and extradimensional knowledge, the party sets out to seek the help of a high power. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review o...

There’s a new queen in town, and a sudden barony is the least of the crew’s worries: rockbiters, full-immersion blood spas, and the dreaded 10-moat test challenge their very souls as they learn more about the True Church -- and often wish they hadn’t. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or j...

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Harried by blade and lashed by unseen nightmare, the party beats a hasty retreat from the lands of shadow with, hopefully, most of their missing party member. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podc...

The shredding sepulcher demands some unorthodox tactics. Tarajux, expectedly, does the unexpected. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

The next subdirector awaits, beyond a doorway of pure shadow. Who lurks in a darkness that no light can pierce? A labyrinth of death awaits, lovingly tuned to destroy each of them. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us...

Twin gales howl as the untamed storm battles the bureaucrat blizzard. Can the party rally against the meteorological menace known only as Thomas? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spot...

Another day, another director; but this time, things are growing heated between the crew as they delve deep into a sordid Aldraxan den of cheap paperback thrills and bland decor. Will they be able to secure the director’s key, or is the whirlwind about to be unleashed? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send qu...

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

As they delve into the next director’s den, the party encounters a labyrinth of obstacles between them and the head office. What will they encounter, if they ever manage to make it past thorn and meat? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy t...

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

The attempted impersonation of a minor church official goes horribly awry, in the most explosive, unicorn-impaling, chemical-warfare-ing way possible. The True Church Post-Thirteencinera Egg Brunch will never be the same again. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemi...

The party delves deeper into the labyrinthine halls of the True Church, led by their mystical, mysterious guide: The Crabicorn. How many times in a row can the ‘arms full of heavy stuff’ gambit work? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the...

Deep in the crypt of a dark church’s crop, the crew of Teliferous, with their touch hearts will stop; in the den of cult dining they will find only slop, but brother, some day that shoe’s gotta drop. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the...

A garbled multiverse signal caught in the boughs of a flying tree. A ragtag band of unlikely heroes trying to make a podcast in a world gone mad. Supervillains, baseball, and the fine art of filling airtime. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com E...

With their initial surveying of the base complete, the crew begins their infiltration of the subterranean complex. What terrors of the True Church lie sequestered beneath sight? Will Angloria’s brother at last be saved from the clutches of the mad cult, or has he already become another of their enthralled zealots? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thea...

As the shrouded treeship Teliferous draws close to its prey, the crew plots their next attack against the True Church. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

With their obligations to fey warfare complete, the party returns to their regularly scheduled tomfoolery. An artifact of the fey lords is sent to its final resting place. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review...

How do you move a 17 ton elephant made of stone through the shifting ever-maze of a disintegrating fey fortress? Same way you move a regular elephant through the shifting ever-maze of a disintegrating fey fortress! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmai...

Battered, petrified, and in various states of de-icing and choreographed dance, the party faces down with the remaining members of the True Lords of Spring. Will the party be able to contend with such foes as Two Wands, One Axe, and Several Dozen Arrows? Will they be triumphant, or elephant? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can a...

Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

The venerable True Lords of Spring and the Hatchling-blighted Barons of the Wandering Tree clash in the depths of the separatist fortress. Spellfire rains, fists flurry, and a financial investment pays dividends. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail....