The After Lodge Podcast

Scotty from the Block returns to re-cap his year as Master Harlan takes a getaway to Gatlinburg . . . and gets to be in the parade! The John Saga (or . . . the lack thereof) Worshipful Squared shows up at Harlan's door Mike and Scott review how things went since their appearance last year How Scott's prohibition crusade is going: "In 10 years, none of it will matter anyways . . . " What is a "stat...

Nick is here - it isn't screen burn! Mrs. Nick is due any day now Thanksgiving raising . . . at 5am?! A review of the least populated states What social media options does your Lodge use? Practical life advice when dealing with Tony Jeff shows up Harlan mistakes some uncommon York Rite regalia for a Scottish Rite degree team A plug for "33 and Beyond" (again) Updating Scottish Rite degree wear Be...

We're on Twitch . . . we think Harlan is broadcasting from the arctic City of Dallas again Scotty from the Block showed up! Celebrating the life of Stan Lee and nerding out All the different kinds of Masonic nerds Bro. Mike the Fuzz is back for some special Harlan bonding time Ecclectic movie references and "kids these days" Scotty attempts to set the record straight - it was correct all along By-...

Broadcasting from the ashes of the 2018 election Tony (and the rest of the County) got ran over by the "Trump Train" But hey, at least our Public Valuation Administrator is "pro-life" now Harlan and family check out of Facebook - we highly recommend it! A failed attempt to blame it on the York Rite Listen to your lawyer . . . or don't and pay him even more Harlan and the Mrs. finish off the unopen...

Do we have a quorum? One of the best funeral speeches Has Bruce even read the bylaws draft? Why did Harlan wear a suit to record the show?! "Do they have them in extra medium?" Our gentleman's agreement to use the women's latrine Scotty was supposed to be popping in to correct the record . . . but the record stands Sometimes when you love something . . . you have to burn it to the ground Nick show...

Calling the question on Episode 211 of the After Lodge Podcast Harlan is broadcasting from an unnamed Dallas Hotel . . . again Fresh out of the 2018 Grand Lodge Communication "The Master's Award of Mediocrity" Mike blew up valuable legislation, but really it's our fault Tuxedos in the day-time - Masons and groomsmen Does your Grand Lodge have a Masonic flea market? I loved Canada before it was coo...

Tony learned his microphone discipline from the After Lodge Podcast Looks like it's just us tonight Sir John is the man with the plan - and a cool patch Harlan displays his ignorance of all things Minnesota Bruce is taking a trip to Florida - message him if you're around Orlando Why Daytona sucks More conspiracies to ambush Nick Johnson "Nobody knows the real Harlan . . ." Our Lodge's family picni...

Bro. David Riley comes to hang out After Lodge Harlan was late and missed all of the actual educational stuff Autumnal Equinox festival turns to Ancient Aliens What good has come out of Baltimore?! Fish Fry Lodge No. 42, F.&A.M. Tony's going to fix our Lodge dues problem The Campaign trail is consuming our lives Turning guns on the Secretary Wait . . . your Tiler doesn't sit outside the Lo...

Tony went hulk mode at Installation "I like hearing me, and I don't like hearing you either" The campaign kickoff got . . . out of hand Nick and the new meaning of "decking out the crib" Harlan's wife is on Instagram, and everyone knows it but him A virtual tour of Nick's new house What do you do with your apron if you wear it to the men's room? New After Lodge swag: an apron with a zipper under t...

What on Earth is happening with the Cajun Knights Templar? The Cato Institute ranks Indiana as #3 . . . and lost all credibility Prince Hall Templary "You'll never take our dues cards!" When can things down south get back to . . . normal? Harlan and John again distinguish York and Scottish Rites "Yeah, but the trains run on time in the Scottish Rite!" How can national appendant bodies better get a...

Nick, Tony and Jeff aren't with us tonight . . . Nick is shopping Harlan re-caps his time wandering in the desert: BlackHat and DefCon Is marijuana legal in Vegas now?! New Sir John fact: he was was a Blackjack dealer! Talk of tipping, now that we know an insider "I love you, Brother" Jeff shows up, welcome to the After York Rite Podcast! John's getting "throttled" this weekend Jeff "the wall" pla...

Are all milk men as grumpy as Bruce? John leaves York Rite for the Widow's Sons U.G.L.E. decides that the parts really make the man . . . is this how the infiltration starts? Former Tennessee big-wig scared straight Nick likes to quote from expensive books The Chaplain doesn't answer to the Master?! What insanity is this?! Nick is again shocked that people listen to this show Does money change peo...

Opening: Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé) Why can't Bruce just bring back the Glenn Beck whiteboard? You know nothing, John (Snow) What's new in entertainment? Congratulations to our Treasurer - Mason of the Year!!! . . . and we're gonna roast him, of course Now selling After Lodge branded CBD oil "My wife just took all of my man cards" Tony is live from the campaign trail Bruce goes on the keto...

Opening: Peacock (Katy Perry) Right off the bat, hassling Nick How often do you get to go to Lodge after kids? If you're ever in need, dial 1-800-CALL-A-BRO Will co-masonry be recognized one day? Tony calls in from Mobile Lodge 1 lost in the Midwest Harlan's heading to Black Hat in August, so message him if you want to meet up Lecturing about the FDIC Taking a trip to the lake with Bruce and a GIA...

Opening: Yakety Sax (Boots Randolph) Another set of fairs . . . sleepless, sunburnt and hungover We're changing our name. Welcome to the "After Fair Podcast" "This is Wilson, Tony isn't here . . ." We discuss the fairs, back to back weekends, and the wall of humanity that overran us The guys save the day with fresh toilet paper Tony puts Harlan's cell phone number on a billboard We host an hour-lo...

Opening: Bad Boys (Inner Circle) Harlan visits Texas, and nothing is happening this week in Masonry Welcome to Bro. Mike from Texas Is John an honest cop? Short answer: silence (no) Police departments switching to SUVs?! What it means to be a sh** magnet Then Nick shows up Bad jokes about Harlan's hotel take-out menu During which . . . Harlan's wife shows up?!?!?!?! Probably because of the "Thai t...

Opening: High School Never Ends (Bowling for Soup) It's the big 200th show Join us for an extra long open line Sunday, and get to know some of our fans! Closing: Do I Wanna Know? (Arctic Monkeys) Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter @AfterLodge Leave us a voicemail at 215-792-3538 Join us on IRC: irc.snoonet.org #freemasonry

Opening: Take a Walk (Passion Pit) Welcome to the After Lodge Harlan show! With a load of blasphemy . . . it's Tony, right off the bat Tony takes the show to the bathroom . . . again What do Masons think of Athiests? Can a Mason have multiple wives, in locales where that is legal? Who is Bill Schnobelen? We passed some Fellow Crafts Jeff goes to visit a "better" Lodge We nerd out about ritual Why...

Beginning: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) Why isn't Nick here? This was his show, he's the one who went to Masonicon! Introducing: the No-Sh*** moment of the week Then Nick shows up! What does Harlan sleep in? A suit? How Nick got invited to Masonicon instead of Bruce A recap of Masonicon by Nick Harlan runs a tangent about cannabinoid oil Who is Rick Astley? Hello again to Ass. Producer Ma...

Opening: I Heard Oklahoma Calling Me (David Allen Coe) Nick takes a road-trip to Guthrie w/ Bro. Dunning The After Lodge Podcast . . . did anybody recognize him? What are you reading? "Shampoo bottles when I poop" And even better, wearing the wrong AASR hat More old guys telling young guys what they want from Masonry Worshipful Bro. Squared invites everyone to his house, and locks them out More we...

Opening: On the Road Again (Willie Nelson) Attention to detail is a good thing, but not at the expense of the big things Our Master cancels the Lodge meeting . . . the hour before the meeting A little chat about social media "Bruce is a Postal god" Harlan's daughter starts her first soccer game Our Lodge faces embarrassment at the district meeting Tony things that the problem is too many young men...

Opening: We Care A Lot (Faith No More) Worshipful Bro.^2 joins us again after surviving the Pancakes for Puppies event Bruce says "your Lodge kind of sucks" How can a development company behind two bridge collapses stay in business?! The fallout from Pancakes for Puppies Another video game tangeant Harlan completed the big political convention, and is still in office The big fairs continue to loom...

Opening: Diamond in the Rough (The Nearly Deads) Live from the passenger seat of Jeff's truck Harlan skipped the Spring Equinox Festive Board . . . and we got a foot of snow That snow collapsed our Lodge's porch (and a bunch of other stuff) We may have single-handedly ruined Freemasonry . . . with puppies? Expelled for marijuana - can you get back in when it's legal? We watched "33 and Beyond" at...

Opening: Going Out In Style (Dropkick Murphys) Harlan tries "naked" e-juice Is anybody ever a "former" President? Tony goes on another past-chaplain rant Jeff can't identify the power button on a PC . . . or is it Mike's fault? The world's first "crypto heater" Our next big event: "pancakes for puppies" Nick is . . . afraid of ammunition? Or Masons with ammunition? Why do Protestants wear orange o...

Opening: Surfin Bird (The Trashmen) Worshipless Producer Bruce has abandoned us tonight So . . . how's that sign going? Our first Master Mason Degree without Captain America Harlan has a mental breakdown during serious ritual, it was stinky-winky Jeff . . . joined the York Rite - we can't tell if Harlan is ignoring him now Harlan's daughter becomes a local Scottish Rite icon Grand Lodges and "long...