The After Lodge Podcast

Welcome to the After Lockdown Podcast! Day 12 of the quarantine and more confusion about what episode we're on The end of the world is here and we're all sheltering in place with the toilet paper our Brethren have thrown at us over the years Bruce finally gets to live his dream . . . and it's not what he expected We've been studying languages since there's nothing else to do Virtual Masonic gather...

Welcome to Episode 230-something! Fr. Tony Silvia returns after a few years to hang out with us again Harlan discovers that Father Tony isn't the Father Tony from Security Now What is the Rite of Memphis-Misraim - and who's working it these days? Fr. Silvia delivers some explanation on modern Memphis-Misraim practices Hand sanitizer is becoming a black market commodity? Other podcasts are more beh...

We're still going after the abrupt segue in Episode 238 After Lodge Jason and Sir John are still with us - hours later John starts explaining why he lives up North and never in Florida Cars, motorcycles, the weather, and alcohol How John managed to sneak past Lodge security to crash our degree John desecrates a sacred jersey Re-visiting all the things that went wrong when we did this last year Spi...

We're crashing El Dorado Studios . . . and John is in town!!! John crashes our annual Master Mason Degree Harlan finally finished the big carpentry project Details from the weekend's chinnigans Bruce takes medical advice from Jason over medical professionals and misses an outing Will this show take months to actually publish? Probably . . . Jason talks Harlan into reconsidering LASIK, with more pe...

"Tim from Ohio" involuntarily joins us as Tony takes After Lodge to him We consider a merger with Scotty's lodge Harlan's sojurn with his carpentry project continues Tim tells us more about how Ohio does it wrong "Red Hat" - Shriner, MAGA, or KCCH?! The Kung Flu is spreading. Is this the end? John tries instigating taking sides in ongoing Irish conflicts Tim's a pilot! We lay out more plans for Jo...

What episode is it? We've lost track in preparing for the annual Longest Day in Masonry The chili cookoff smack talk seems lacking this year Scotty does a book overview of Papal Magic: Occult Practices within the Catholic Church and The Mason who Would Be Pope chapter The power of ritual, in Freemasonry and elsewhere Oak island, conspiracies and hidden treasures Harlan disappears mid-show, we thin...

Happy New Year! We think it may be our sixth anniversary show! Also, Happy Birthday John "Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss" What's with the creepy box of tissues? Australia is on fire; did John's fans do it? Scotty goes down to Arkansas We're men with many different hats This week's Lodge meeting was too much Harlan Scotty's new plans for the future . . . and some good Dad jokes Ema...

Just the three of us tonight Harlan gets to play toothfairy - hopefully without traumatizing any children Jeff is out tangling with some old AMIGA systems It's the time of year when the milk delivery service shines Should we invade the Northern Masonic Jurisdiction? Canada has a Scottish Rite?! Who knew Could Hooters' catering help raise Lodge attendace? We expose the wives' conspiracy - the Dark...

Everyone's happenings Harlan plans a pyrotechnic Hanukkah display Lodge elections happened . . . kind of Tony wakes up in John's moose country Ice fishing is a real thing?! Crashing into wildlife in a rental BMW "The Circle of Past Masters" A review of the Lodge's Greatest Moments 2019 Followed by a irreverant review of religious holidays Merry Christmas, everyone! Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com...

Bro. Msgr. Scott Rassbach joins us this week There so many Freemasons in the Apostolic Johannite Church Harlan gets clarification that LDS and AJC are different things . . . A history of Gnosticism and Freemasonry Sir John masters the unmute button Diving deeper into Gnosticism Don't use Whitecastle as a verb - gross When a petition for reinstatement expresses: "this is just to get into the Shrine...

Welcome to our special guest, Bro. Chuck (/u/k0np) He's another engineer, he builds death rays John uses technical difficulties to bust up the nerd talk Chuck gives us the solution to all hardware problems A brief explanation of law school - and why Chuck didn't go Turns out, "one day wonders" can work out . . . sometimes Lodges in the civilized land country can have alcohol?! Blasphemy! More Scot...

We open up with the Sounds of a Grand Lodge communication Harlan delivers an update Unicorn School , find a copy at your local kindergarten Scotty reveals his World of Warcraft /played time Are M.U.D.s still a thing? Why not, IRC is! Total time in Lodge vs. time in game A recap on what happened at Grand Lodge - it was anticlimactic Tony's infamous Halloween party is this weekend and what happened...

John's new office door - Private Eyes for Hire Harlan got a last minute appointment as a Grand Lodge delegate The new website is (finally) live! We should . . . plan some better P.R. strategies "So, what kind of stipend do you get as a Lodge Secretary?" Another episode of printers gone rogue Celebrating 150 years of Templary How much Masonic swag is too much? Scott needs to know An update on Sir J...

Harlan's plans to crash Scotty's Block Lodge Getting back for the Past Master Degree - it's like herding cats Scotty's going to be an Oompa Loompa! John is ready to be Chaplain, as soon as he gets some Master-Elect intoxicated enough Harlan reads to the kindergardners . . . yes, it's just like on Recess (the cartoon) First time Costco experiences What's a "dog whistle" in politics? We have to educ...

After a summer-long hiatus, we're back on the air! Broadcasting from our new platform. Special thank you to the Jitsi project Somehow we make banter out of a creek . . . and then Ass. Producer Marshall returns How Harriet Tubman was the 19th Centry's real-life Wonder Woman Harlan goes all-in with Soccer Dad Seems the After Lodge Podcast is making an appearance in our Grand Lodge Education Committe...

Harlan gets the cold shoulder down in Dallas John update: the final appeal is filed Masonic Video Theater was a flop, perhaps we'll try again Even more opining on technological woes Scotty goes down to Arkansas Masonic Facebook groups . . . perhaps it's time to just move on Harlan finally broke down (as we all knew he would) and bought Hamilton tickets for his daughter A Knights of Columbus and A....

Starting late because: reasons Looks like we're an every-other-week Podcast now Did Tony leave to join the Knights of Columbus? Harlan is recruiting local Masons to contest Lions Club turf . . . and loosing York Rite: do Grand Commanders have "sovereign immunity"? John has entered seminary We're going to be crashing the Masonic Restoration Foundation conference Perhaps we'll hit the Scottish Rite...

Last week's show was so horrible--even for us--we just burned it Welcome to take #2 of Episode 224! The Angry Chaplain has come to spread his message of hateful love: we must stop Arabic Numerals!!! Harlan meets another new friend in Uptown, Pete the snake Tony runs from "live snakes, dead snakes, and sticks that look like snakes" Rentable scooters, public transit breakthrough, or littering eyesor...

Harlan successfully moved to uptown We finally got through the edits and posted the Anniversary Shows New house, new towels, brown recluse Is Sir John coming back to visit us this summer? Living like hill people Random tangeant: what is R.L. Stine doing these days? Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us on Facebook and Twitter Join us on IRC: irc.snoonet.org #fr...

Did Harlan forget how to do the show, it's been so long? We've been busy editing down the fifth reunion show . . . it's coming Harlan finally (went) broke and is moving "on up" Suckering the Brothers in to helping move How could the Lodge run without the USPS? It probably couldn't Jeff had a stay in the hospital What happened with the M.W. of Georgia? What could make you leave the Craft? We surviv...

The crew continues to recover from John's visit Harlan is moving and finally gets a bust of Thomas Jefferson for the new house Mold and misery We had the big by-laws meeting, we raised dues, and . . . it was uneventful Moving into the Consistory One of our Lodges is selling the property without warning? The big BBQ is right around the corner And lots of tasty food talk Are we ever returning to the...

The fifth anniversary show continues with John's Oops Saga Harlan has lost control by this point, Jason and John together . . . Recording ran so late, we were late to the after After Lodge party Pineapples, pizza, and beards "They sent out the retraction letter . . . ?" for the 20th time Eventually, we get on with the Oops Saga What's up with the IRC? "So, they sent out the retraction letter . . ....

Opening: Canada Dry, K-Mart Rendition We are live at El Dorado Studios to celebrate FIVE YEARS . . . on Pikey Mountain with After Lodge Jason Also, John flew all the way out to our town to join us live! There were a lot of edits, we probably missed a bunch Jason and John hit it off, things went south And Harlan gave up on show notes about here, so . . . If you missed it on Twitch, grab it now! Clo...

Light crew After Lodge tonight What happened to the show last week?! A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the 5th anniversary show John needs to know: can you carry a parachute on a commercial airline? The After Lodge Arraignment should be on Tuesday morning Did Harlan try to be a fake cop? Teasing out John's York Rite crusade . . . stay tuned for the big show Perhaps someone will fly out from Australia? Reli...

Harlan discovers chocolate covered espresso beans Plugging another podcast (a legitimate one) Daddy Nick shows up with those new dad eye bags What's the hangup with profanity . . . is it generational? No. How to curse like a Nun Ancestry DNA tests - what could possibly go wrong? A musical Christmas thanks to Tony Grand Censor Bob is a clown, really The After Lodge version of the Order of Quetzalco...