Matthew Zockoll
The Abbey of Bitter Tea River
Welcome to the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast, THE ONLY audio-experience that takes you within the broad stone walls of a fantasy-medieval monastery, and beyond! New to the show? Check out the Episode, "Start Here!" to hear what the show is all about! Make sure to check us out at www.abbeypod.com for extras and even more! While in season, tune in for fresh weekly episodes every Friday at 12pm EST. Come and step into another world!
Author
Matthew Zockoll
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Latest episode
Dec 19, 2025
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Episodes
Letter XXX- A Way to Remember 19.12.2025 12:23
William shares the project he had been working on with his parents, just before Winter closes down the mountain pass. To our listeners and friends; thank you sincerely for the support and your ears. We are honored! And now, without further ado, we hope you enjoy this end of Season 1! Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "...
Letter XXIX- Finale 12.12.2025 23:15
A bittersweet episode. We say goodbye (for now) to our friends at the Abbey. Although, maybe William is right. Maybe there will be one more letter sent before the world kneels before winter's clutches for several months. Its hard to know what comes next at the Abbey by the Bitter Tea River. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to sta...
Letter XXVIII- The Challenge 05.12.2025 16:53
William discovers he's kinda illiterate (he can't recognize other languages). He makes a lame attempt to escape judgement about it. Lankely makes a statement. Uncle Clam stuns the world. Simmons' power is rivaled all at once.
Letter XXVII- A Splinter, In My Hand 28.11.2025 7:41
William gets a splinter in his hand. More Abbey drama. William finds a cryptic note. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more? Check out our we...
Letter XXVI- A Blue Spyglass 21.11.2025 15:04
William digs further into the library of pieces left to him by the deceased Brother Medden. And amidst it, he finds a blue spyglass. Father Simmons continues to solidify his leadership atop the Abbey. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is told consecutiv...
Letter XXV- Poorly-Drawn Horses 14.11.2025 11:44
Have you ever seen medieval paintings of horses? Check em' out. A little horrifying. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more? Check out ou...
Letter XXIV- Not an Empty Life 07.11.2025 15:45
William relates sad news, and the light of brighter things shines at the end of the dark tunnel we have been listening through. Thank you, loyal listeners, for tuning in each episode. We are honored that you join us! Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is...
Letter XXIII- Theoretically Possible 31.10.2025 14:34
Ah, a good ol' whodunnit. Except that William is not playing a game with friends, but instead not sure what's going on. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appr...
Letter XXII- A Necessary Thing 24.10.2025 14:42
It is no small thing to speak of when your world spins out of control. So the tale turns somber for a time. It's no easier for William to experience than it is to hear of it. What will become of our injured friend? Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale...
Letter XXI- Hay There 17.10.2025 11:20
Hawks are fascinating creatures. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more? Check out our website at www.abbeypod.com for character details, an...
Letter XX- Laughing in Corners is Suspicious 10.10.2025 13:10
We shouldn't judge a book by its cover, right? What if someone has a peg leg? Missing a hand? At what point does appearance force a response? William hasn't figured that one out yet. But, it'll all be fine. He's sure of it. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in wit...
Letter XIX- A Dream 03.10.2025 12:00
Somehow, William finds a dream he didn't know he had (Well, that is, not that it loomed large in his mind). Yet to fulfill that dream may take more from him than he is willing to sacrifice. For time with those you love, or the presence of the known and stable, can be a hard thing to give up. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to st...
Letter XVIII- A Monkey, Waving 26.09.2025 17:02
When a chimpanzee does the wave with his hands for two solid hours, who is held accountable for that? Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with episode! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more?...
Letter XVII- UH-UH, NO HE DID'EENNNNT, GIRL, HE CRAZY 19.09.2025 12:02
In this case, its probably safe to assume the title is representative of what's in the episode. Only, its not reality TV, its a monastery in the middle of nowhere. Oooooh boy, what fun. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with episode! Our tale is told consecutively across t...
Letter XVI- A Monkey, Picking Its Teeth 12.09.2025 18:04
BIG STUFF GOES DOWN THIS EPISODE!!! Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with episode! Our tale is told consecutively across time. An appearance by a shy-ish character, an appearance by a new character, and the destruction of something held dear. Please be sure to rate the show;...
Letter XV- Something Altogether Other- The Abbey of Bitter Tea River 05.09.2025 13:59
Who else feels down after the greatest excitement dies away? William is not alone in that feeling, he's pretty certain. But then again, not everyone is William. Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with episode! Our tale is told consecutively across time. Please be sure to ra...
Letter XIV- The Circus of Fire and Light 29.08.2025 15:42
Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with episode! Our tale is told consecutively across time. In this latest letter to home from Brother William Thanegood, William describes the wonders of the circus, the strikingly-ugly lady at the kissing booth, and the disappearance of the Si...
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Letter XIII- A Superior Running Man 22.08.2025 16:14
When a challenge goes unanswered, and no one challenges the challenge (or the challenger), is the original challenger the undisputed champion? Another fantastic philosophical pearl found with the stony dust pile of the Abbey! Its another episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River Podcast! If just joining us, a perfect place to start is "Start Here," followed by jumping in with Letter I! Ou...
Letter XII- William is Insulted By A Puppet 15.08.2025 19:44
Mail's here! Are you scared of puppets? William doesn't seem to be. Yet Brother Ian refuses to let him forget his past sins, even though he really did... nothing wrong. William also assures his parents that yes indeed, the circus IS coming. They seem to have a crack marketing squad. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more? Check out our website at...
Letter XI- Overhyping Plants 08.08.2025 15:24
In this episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River, where's Brother Lankely? William overhypes the plants of the Abbey. Sometimes, writers get carried away. And he does not seem to have realized that. A brother stubs his toe. The podcast introduces video content for the first time. Cicadas buzz throughout everything. Its just another evening. But something happened to Brother Lankely.... Please...
Letter X- O-r-a-n-g-u-h-t-t-a-n 01.08.2025 18:00
Orangatan. O-r-a-n-g-u-h-t-t-a-n O-r-ang-uh-tan Hard not to say when you hear (or read) it. What word? Orangutan (correctly spelled). The big orange monkey, instead of the copyrighted "el gran perro colorado." As William says, this is a not-much-happened letter. Because, life isn't always so hectic as when the first Abbot fell on his face, or when Father Clam broke a bone (he's r...
Letter IX- Resting By the River 25.07.2025 16:45
Mail's here! In this episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River, William relaxes riverside under the shade of nearby trees. And: Overman Simmons nearly loses his cool. And you know that’s an episode in itself. Please be sure to rate the show; a five-⭐rating is appreciated! Curious for more? Check out our website at www.abbeypod.com for character details, an overview of the show, and contact det...
Letter VIII- A Bug Falls On William's Desk 18.07.2025 12:03
Mail's here! And it's the 8th letter if you can't read Roman numerals. In this episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River, well... the episode title does it justice. William can be rather introspective. But I've definitely seen beetles like he describes here. Hey, also, do you ever fold letters like he folds his? A single crease down the center to fit into the envelope? Or are you we...
Letter VII- Confounds, Inspires, Mystifies 11.07.2025 13:33
Mail's here! In this episode of the Abbey of Bitter Tea River, William tells us of the beauty of the Abbey and its folk. He also describes how a set of baby pigs has joined the animals on the Abbey grounds. Brother Hamish cooks again (who would've guessed), and the sweltering heat keeps most of the Abbey in the shade. Apparently, there is also a cat living at the Abbey, too. No dogs, yet.... Maybe...
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