The 3rd One Sucks

This week we're continuing our Chvrches run with 2018's Love Is Dead! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a somehow inoffensive "stomp, clap, hey" song on it? Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/4ePbJdHu99l50AwUnG1baG Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 00:40 First Listen - 2:06 Mark Has Questions - 3:37 Dan & Mark Com...

This week we're continuing our Chvrches run with 2015's Every Open Eye! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a song that will quickly settle into your heart and make you emotional! Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/11kNM2Qz9AnObYsX3PQzuM Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 00:39 First Listen - 2:58 What would make you rate an album...

Hope you did your homework listeners because we are FINALLY covering Chvrches, starting with 2013's The Bones of What You Believe! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is a haunting anomaly from another universe! Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/4mTFNkSq63GHT8i1HKC0nZ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Fan Review - 00:41 First Listen - 4:52 Mark & Dan...

This week we're closing out the season with 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an adult human woman calling a spider daddy. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:28 First Watch - 4:22 Film Talk - 10:37 Ranking Time - 1:13:05 Outtake - 1:16:10 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesu...

This week we're talking about 1992's Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is a hyperbole in the form of a metaphor. Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:45 First Watch - 5:08 Film Talk - 9:15 Ranking Time - 1:05:16 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One S...

This week we're talking about 1989's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one can't keep it's own fake science straight. Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:04 First Watch - 2:19 What Have We Been Watching? - 6:18 Supposed Film Talk But It's Mostly 20 Minutes of Tangenting About Jurass...

This week we're talking about 2023's The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually two bad movies crammed into one for some reason? Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:58 First Watch / Mark Hates Snow Men / Talented Actors- 2:39 Film Talk That Steadily Goes Off...

This week we're talking about 2015's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one sure does meander for most of it's runtime, huh? Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review / Retroactive Ruining - 1:05 First Watch / Turner & Hooch & Monkey Cop - 7:38 Film Talk - 12:35 Ranking Time - 1:1...

This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree". Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Preamble - 00:00 Intro - 00:38 Audience Review - 1:32 First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24 Film Talk - 7:58 Palestine - 29:00 Bac...

This week we continue our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants us be cool with an elderly lady walking into a chemical weapon fog in a sacrificial gesture for her more able bodied comrades. Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:05 First Watch - 3:43 Film Talk - 5:55 Ranking Time - 1:...

This week we begin our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with (shocker) The Hunger Games. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the kid from Zathura in it! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:12 What Have We Been Watching? - 3:40 First Watch - 10:43 Film Talk - 18:31 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is h...

This week we finish catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants to milk you for your blood! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:02 First Watch - 3:06 Film Talk - 7:55 Ranking Time - 1:40:38 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3...

This week we continue catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one IS A SPACESHIP! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:50 First Watch - 3:16 Film Talk - 6:54 Ranking Time - 1:04:50 Notes: Since the time of this recording I have purchased and read The Last Ronin...

We are finally back to talking about movies! In particular we're kicking off Season 5 proper by jumping back into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Turtles Forever! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is too cool for school! Timestamps: Pre-roll - 00:00 Intro - 00:39 Audience Review - 1:53 Franchise Experience - 2:51 Film Talk - 19:39 Ranking Time - 1:09:46...

Pals, our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen finally draws to a close for the time being with 2023's The Loveliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has CRJ's worst song on it according to me, Bleachers! Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/4bRYGKmKOkXvKL1QBf0cGk Timestamps: 1. Anything to Be with You - 14:55 2. Kamikaze - 18:12...

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2022's The Loneliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a hardy endorsement from... Rae-cists?! Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3l2Gi0hMjZV2uvKoWlFkoQ Timestamps: 1. Surrender My Heart - 12:13 2. Joshua Tree - 15:04 3. Talking to Yourself - 17:32 4. Far Away - 2...

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2020's Dedicated Side B! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one features me, Bleachers from Bleachers. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7oHKKCXCFIv3J1Yh5F08pu Timestamps: 1. This Love Isn't Crazy - 8:50 2. Window - 12:43 3. Felt This Way - 16:04 4. Stay Away - 19:40 5. Thi...

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2019's Dedicated! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one straight up stole a song from Miss Piggy and Amy Adams. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/25it7uSpNFuRoD6uNc0Tfu Timestamps: 1. Julien - 7:33 2. No Drug Like Me - 11:35 3. Now That I Found You - 14:57 4. Want You In My Ro...

This week we cover our first EP for the show as we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with Emotion: Side B+! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we're really only covering as an excuse to talk about Cut to the Feeling. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5DtDYAJmzCmazrf3eYBtgG Timestamps: 1. Cut to the Feeling - 17:02 2. First...

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her deeply beloved 2015 record Emotion! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at least doesn't include Rock Lobster, the most horrifying song in the world. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/6UjZgFbK6CQptu8aOobzPV Timestamps: 1. Run Away With Me - 13:05 2. Emotion - 17:17 3....

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her 2012 release Kiss! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "basically a Call Me Maybe delivery device". Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3tFK16bCiCvBp2h8Btfjpv Timestamps: 1. Tiny Little Bows - 14:47 2. This Kiss - 18:09 3. Call Me Maybe - 21:58 4. Curiosity - 25...

This week we're joined by friend of the show Jake Mason as we begin our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen, starting with her 2008 debut Tug of War! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one interpolates a children's song to less than stellar effect. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3ahsqOBQl7gs4e8sKfNai7 Timestamps: 1. Bucket - 19:30 2....

This week we're blasting off to space as we finish out Pet Symmetry's current catalog with their third full-length Future Suits! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "worse (worse), worse (worse), it's worse..." Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fp4ZczUrt0I4lgDXavu9p Timestamps: 1. Simply Irresponsible - 9:25 2. Object Objectiv...

We're back for round two as we tackle Pet Symmetry's second full-length Vision! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a gentle opening that also punches you? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5PwmGbG9yJLNOMMYEnSrQo Timestamps: 1. "Everyone, If Anyone" - 11:48 2. "Stare Collection" - 13:48 3. "Hall Monitor" - 16:3...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump... in the fall?! WITH MARK?! SAG AFTRA and The WGA are on strike so while that's going on we're gonna talk music instead! Starting with Pet Symmetry and their first full length record, "Pets Hounds"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is somehow our overlap amidst our somewhat disparate music tastes? List...