The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it

Send us Fan Mail The 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and TROPICAL FISH (seriously).

Send us Fan Mail A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on ACTUAL HAUNTINGS. The Amityville Horror, Annabelle, Borley Recory and Evil Dead.....AGAIN (FFS). You ears will want to separate from your...

Send us Fan Mail After a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love  movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVIL DEAD 2 - Check! (of course). All this plus Download 2024 gossip, Carl rambles on and Rich has underpants issues.

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer space What will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the journey or will they take a load of stupid stuff that will have no use to them whatsoever in outer space like for example a rubber ring to float...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we talk about our  craziest holiday experiences. Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag  Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it with a naff fluorescent fedora  Why did Rich almost get arrested by the sheriff in the USA for just saying hello in American

Send us Fan Mail IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE  IT OR NOT CAME FROM A LARGE CAT LIKE CREATURE. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE  3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT PODCAST CARL AND RICH ARE GRILLED B...

Send us Fan Mail IN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES.  WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE  SPINACH EATING PIPE SMOKING LEGEND THAT IS POPEYE AND THE OUTCOME OF THIS  ONE WAS JUST HOW WE WANTED IT TO GO. HOW ABOUT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE AND JOHN WEST SLUGGING IT...

Send us Fan Mail In episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, are Calippo’s a good idea and if not why the hell not? They're delicious. Which supermarket would you raid for food supplies first and...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to podcast #9 We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of water, and we also hear from Carl as he tells us his unique phobia of not being scared of heights unless he falls off the ladder or mountain....

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories. Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like does SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY STILL HAVE A HEAD / ARE BIRDS REAL OR DRONES / IS J K ROWLING EVEN A REAL PERSON AND IS THE EARTH AS FLAT AS A SHROVE TUES...

Send us Fan Mail In this edition of our podcast the 3 unwise men talk about UFO'S, UAP'S  and ALIENS which CARL, the younger member of the podcast can't actually spell without help from his weary co hosts We talk about our own personal encounters and sightings of strange things that we have seen flitting around in the sky. All this and more discussed in our own unique way with a big...

Send us Fan Mail The Big City is a weird place, full of the best and worst this lousy planet has to offer...we recount some of our encounters in The Big Smoke - the filth, the grime, the oozes and the lunatics..... From a man having a full on battle and brutal fight with a Warburton's thick cut loaf in the middle of a busy street in the middle of the afternoon to a man who collects pint glass...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Podcast #4 where we talk ghosts and all things that not only go bump in the night but go bang and crash in the day too. We have a special guest, Ghosthunter Pete who has some creepy  ghost stories of his own as well as ghostly encounters that we the hosts have experienced at some point in our weird lives. So sit back, open a nice can of ectoplasm and let us regale you w...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we recall moments in our lives where we very nearly bit the dust so to speak. From RICH almost blowing up the house and half the street to CARL flapping around in a stream wearing an inflatable wet suit which almost  resulted in him drowning in his own spit. We also hear how PETE fell out of a static caravan and broke his boob and ribs on a folded up deck chair. We...

Send us Fan Mail We discuss the merits of gigs and festivals. Getting covered in urine, festival toilets, Harry Styles, the mysterious entity know only as Durton....

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks Podcast our main topic is Horror movies where we pick our favorites  from this wildly varying genre of films. We argue why getting trapped under the bed whilst trying to fix the slats like RICH did can trigger a horrendous episode of claustrophobia much like watching the movie Buried. In our Podcast we always like to start off with some hot news about our daily lives...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever seen a ghost, a Draculs a UFO, UAP or just something really strange and bizarre that left you feeling uneasy or scared? In this episode of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT we delve into the world of the unexplained and recall some of our own scary encounters. We also have CARL'S DAD ...  A guest with a ghostly story all of his own. Want to hear some scary st...