The 2 Montys Podcast

A hundred episodes of stories, chaos, weddings, vendors and pure madness, and this one might be the wildest yet. To mark the milestone we pulled in some proper Two Montys favourites to help unpack everything from drunk guests hiding bottles under tables to kitchens losing the plot, tight timelines that were never going to work, concierges saving the day and the eternal confusion over what planners...

White Clover join the boys for a wild deep dive into the most chaotic wedding they’ve ever played. Bees, blackouts, dodgy champagne maths, a grass fire and a maid of honour who faked a medical episode to avoid her speech. It’s all real, all from one unbelievable night. Plus plenty of chat about upcoming events, bad crowd behaviour and the strange creatures you meet in the wedding world. Absolute c...

This one goes off the rails fast. We open with a wheelchair story, accidentally roast a blind man, talk about a guest who rocked up dressed better than the groom, and somehow end up deep in a conversation about latex outfits, cloacas and a goose with questionable intentions. There’s also a venue shutdown, a photographer meltdown, a step-mum who turns the wedding into a full-blown drama series, and...

This week the lads dive deep into the chaos of weddings, vendors and the wild units you meet along the way. From escape-room key pickups at the Bay to vow books, scissors-scissors stand-offs, mystery text messages about sapphire foraging and the eternal battle for a decent vendor meal, it’s all here. There are rogue videographers, singlet-wearing photo-booth heroes, blokes heckling speeches, and a...

Will from Euphoria Films is back for another chaotic chat with the boys. This week, they unpack tales of the loosest celebrant you’ve ever heard of, question why dog people can’t go anywhere without their furry mates, and discuss posties hurling parcels at supersonic speeds just to save a few seconds. It’s classic Montys mayhem.

Welcome back to another episode of the world's favourite Monty-themed podcast. We're joined by (now) best friend of the show, Will from Euphoria Films, as we break down a rather wild story involving stained tracksuit pants, obnoxious camera placements and pettiness to an all-time level. Editors note: Haron's shot was definitely intentionally focused on their sign as repayment to Kimmy...

Haron and The King are back with another completely unplanned ride, from airport chaos and dodgy travel habits to a passionate defence of the humble DVD. You've come to expect this, but let's be real, there's not much coherent about this ep.

The boys are finally back, cobwebs blown off and mics fired up. This week, they’re joined by very special guests Jayme and Kyle fresh off their charity wedding, one of the wildest parties we’ve seen. From confetti cannons to slab cakes, sax solos, and emotional vows (with a few rogue C-words thrown in for flavour), it’s a full debrief on how the day went down, what went wrong, and what went perfec...

Jayme and Kyle are back from their 2 Montys wedding extravaganza, slightly hungover, fully married, and ready to spill everything. From chaotic dance floors to canine fame, the boys break down how their dog Enzo accidentally became a TikTok superstar (to the absolute disgust of The King). It’s weddings, dogs, and a little bit of delusion, welcome to Enzo’s World .

Starlink internet rants, wedding day disasters, drunk tattoo reveals, old people behind the wheel, and the eternal mystery of tissues on the backseat shelf. Haron and The King spiral through stories of bridal meltdowns, Coachella-level outfit planning, and questionable life advice, all while barely keeping the episode together. Unprepared, uncensored, and somehow still hilarious – it’s everything...

King and Haron roll in with no plan (as usual) and somehow spin 35 minutes out of milk frothing, wedding chaos, and dogs that won’t shut up. Haron recounts dodging roadblocks through stranger’s paddocks just to make it to a Byron Bay ceremony in time, while King admits the only time he’s truly stuffed up was rocking up to a wedding an entire week early. From barking-dog rage and secret anti-yap ga...

This week Haron and King serve up pure chaos: kids being yeeted through wedding photos ( the only podcast where babies become photo props ), mums hijacking speeches to save marriage “for God and country” ( Bible studies meets open mic night ), and ninja vows that escalate into someone secretly buying a six-figure HSV. Somehow, between rants about Cockbuster Video and watching VHS dating tapes that...

The Montys are back, coffees in hand and already taking the p*** out of each other. This week, it’s all about weddings that spiral into “organised chaos,” why the shoe game never really works, and how sometimes a packed run sheet just means more fun for the MC. Haron brings tales from a South Gippsland fairytale wedding, complete with mum’s wisdom that had the crowd in stitches, while The King rel...

The King and Haron are back in the studio on Riverside, but not before they catch up on a busy few weeks. The King recaps a "goat party" fundraiser he attended for a Newcastle photographer. Haron then talks about a last-minute trip to the Hunter Valley for a couple of days of wine tasting and good food. The pair also share their pet peeves, from the stress of Book Week and unoriginal cos...

The Montys are back, this time with fresh linen chat, questionable cocktails, and the return of their infamous side-tracks. From the joys (and failures) of online sheet shopping to oversized wine pours, awkward Uber etiquette, and a few too many stories about nudes gone wrong, nothing is off-limits. Along the way they cover weddings, plasma donations, oddball Facebook groups, and why AI jokes shou...

Episode 85 of the 2 Monty’s Podcast is a wild mix of wedding world gossip, bizarre encounters, and questionable life choices. The King kicks things off with a story about working alongside a magician at a wedding whose tricks were so good they had vendors following him around like groupies. From there, the lads dive into the ethics of borrowing (and returning) adult toys, a “Scrub Daddy” lookalike...

Strap in. This isn’t a podcast so much as a controlled demolition of normality. Adam basically loses his mind live on air, if you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when someone’s ADHD medication starts to fade, get ready. What begins with a philosophical detour about time spirals into dog-induced vacuum wars, the sacred debate over toast versus sandwich bread, parenting anecdotes that blur into...

This week we’re joined by our brilliant mate Julie Muir. Celebrant, mentor, writer and (accidental) stand-up comedian. We cover everything from ADHD diagnosis and how it's shaped Julie’s life and work, to the chaos of working in the wedding industry, the crushing weight of Instagram, and the unexpected joy of taking a mid-career creative sabbatical. There’s also a heated discussion about cruis...

Jordan from JP Creative Photo & Film joins the Montys, but good luck hearing her over the boys as they do what they do best, talk over the top of our guests. They cover wedding punch–ups, chaotic family dynamics, and actually drop a helpful tip: give your photographer a family photo list. Seriously, it can help avoid some seriously awkward moments. Check out Jordan’s work at: www.jpcreativepho...

The Montys are joined by a friend of the pod, Ray Gibbons, who walks us through traffic infringement chaos, accidental licence suspensions, corporate sleuthing, and his new venture, Shiny Disco Balls . Along the way, they uncover shady domain name drama, the stress of running multiple businesses with zero admin access, and somehow manage to shoehorn in a live plug for Ray's photo booth empire...

Britt is back in the studio and she’s brought cannoli and her very own neon sign. That’s the kind of guest commitment we can get around. Things unravel quickly. The King ends up with a suspicious dusting of icing sugar down his shirt that looks a lot like you know what. Britt runs a pop-up affirmation session. The Montys twist every wholesome sentiment into something deeply unhelpful and vaguely o...

This week, the Montys spiral into an unexpected deep-dive on livestock auctions as Monty reveals his plan to source meat for his wedding straight from the saleyards. Is it sustainable? Is it legal? Is it even edible? No one knows. We’re joined by Ben Pittman from Uptown the Band, legendary bassist, wedding circuit icon, and man with a very urgent haircut. He drops a few nuggets of musical wisdom b...

The Montys are back at Shout Brewing and straight into the usual nonsense. From petty insults to questionable life advice, nothing’s changed. This week, they spiral through tangents, chaos and a few accidental moments of brilliance. Most importantly, we find out who Haron has chosen to officiate his wedding… and it’s not who you think. Pull up a stool, pour a pint and settle in. It’s unfiltered, u...

After a rogue long weekend, a missed upload and a slight tech breakdown, the 2 Montys return in peak form. Haron roasts King's new "f**kboy" hat, King shifts blame for missed episodes, and the lads read a listener dilemma about whether grandma's birthday cash can be morally laundered into booze, blow or Beats headphones. There's also a wanking pool party gone wrong, a tuna-sc...

Monty and King are back, limping through stories from their brutal May 50K challenge. Blisters, bad maths, ice creams mid-breakdown and the kind of petty rivalry that raises thousands for charity. Monty also shares a surprise twist involving candles, a Melbourne hotel and a counterproposal no one saw coming. Plus, the boys gear up for a big weekend with the Community Over Competition crew and dish...