That’s So Random: A Random Movie Podcast

I’m joined by Kerry and Maria to discuss a film that is a masterclass in how NOT to balance tone. Is this a movie about rape & suicide or a movie about dognapping while disguised as bushes? Disgustingly, its both!

A special crossover episode with the fellas from another podcast of the same name! Dutch angles! Roving teenage maruaders! The worst final line in the history of movies!

The return of Crystal Bernard! The return of Piper VanSteenwyk! The return of The Driller Killer...? Sorta...

Well, we did it...we found the WORST movie. Ever wish you and all your white friends could say the n-word every 2 minutes, but you can’t, so you write a “comedy” movie so that you can get away with it “ironically”? That’s this movie.

Kerry & I are joined by our only outdoor kid, Kaeo, to talk about a Disney Channel Original about baseball, Home EC, early 2000’s gender studies, and shitty dads.

Oof...Kerry and I discuss this incel reddit forum turned into a movie and deeply apologize if you watched along.

What’s better than making fun of a bad movie? Why, making fun of said movie WITH the writer/director of that movie. Brooks Benjamin joins Chris and I for a walk down memory lane, incompetent killers, and cool old phones.

Closing out this garbage year in style, I am joined by Disaster Girls co-host and all-around lovely human being Amanda Smith to discuss giant cave bears, teeny tiny bears, & wonky teleportation.

What?! A good movie?! What a breath of fresh air! Chris and I urge you to watch this secret horror gem before we spoil the hell out of it!

Kerry and I discuss this incredibly silly 70’s sex farce and get real tired of looking at breasts. Inexpilcable cameos! Batshit performance! Double entendres that put James Bond to shame!

If you love the Book of Job, but wish it were more romantic, boy, do Maria (@bluesy6454) and I have a movie for you! Joey Lawrence! Angel magic, but not really!

I’m joined by @mvbrat91, a real cool cat, to discuss a slightly watchable sci-fi/horror flick from 90’s VHS juggernaut Full Moon! Jackass Flats is a real place! James Hong appreciation! Misleading movie posters!

I fulfill a dream by having my twin sons on to talk about a trash 80’s exploitation sequel to a movie that doesn’t exist! A staple of this podcast returns: the anti-twist! Who’s the bigger psycho: the vigilante killer or Kitty?

The lovely and talented @pipergetinmyvan and I dissect the rarest of beasts: a not-terrible Christian movie. Dyslexia, the homeless, and arson: this one’s got it all.

There should be only one! Chris and I discuss the straw that broke an already dubious franchises’ back. Freddie Mercury spins in his grave! What happens if you eat an immortal? How does any of this work?

A movie so bad, I needed TWO guests to do it justice. Dubious safecracking! Emo kids are SO scary! How to let your kidnap victim escape in two minutes or less!

Ryan Murphy and I made the longest episode yet, for a movie that maybe deserves that time and attention. It’s Brosnan! It’s *shudder* Christmas Jones! A real dumb gadget and a ton of real gross double entendres!

@katiejaynethe1st and I discuss a 90’s tv movie that is either surprisingly woke or really, really not and we can’t decide.

Chris and I discuss another subpar sci-fi(?) movie. Why is Gina Carano? Why does black lung look so delicious?

Kerry and Heath struggle with their own whiteness while discussing this Kollywood horror-comedy that is neither scary nor funny. When is a plot twist not a plot twist? Who’s babysitting that baby? Is this a good or bad movie? We don’t know!

@nerdshirt and I discuss this Netflix original. Will Sam Worthington ever be worthy-ton? Et tu, X-O Manowar? Does NASA’s plan make any sense at all? (Spoiler alert: It does not.)

@kerryvalarece and @heathlambert78 talk this 1951 morality tale that’s basically Reefer Madness, but for playing the ponies. Is that Alfalfa? Is that The Beaver’s mom? Is that the whitest dance party ever captured on film?

Heath and guest @kerryvalarece discuss the 1982 children’s fantasy classic(?), how messed up kids movies were back then, and how girl Gelflings rule, boy gelflings drool.

The introductory episode of That’s So Random: A Random Movie Podcast