That’s So Random: A Random Movie Podcast

Jack E. and I try to digest a very cheap and very silly Australian horror movie. Freddie Mercury as a medium, the safest $20 bet you’ll ever make, and a guest cameo from the world’s most chillaxed baby.

This is a movie to watch with your grandma. But since both of mine are dead, I watched it with artist Joe Humphrey. Half-assed bullies, full-assed dog hoarders, and the importance of asking follow-up questions.

It’s Christmas-ish in not-quite-July as Lindsay and I enjoy a frightfully festive little late 80’s horror movie that is long on Satanic Panic & questions, short on snow & answers. Useless grandpas, sassy kids, & inept cops abound.

Wherein Shannan and I talk about a Nickelodeon original movie that is way more entertaining than it has any right to be and I commit way too hard to a really dumb bit.

If your movie is a cross between a documentary on trees and B-roll from a Slipknot video, does it count as a movie? Emily and I must decide.

Terry joins me to talk about a franchise-killing werewolf movie that is 98% line dancing and 2% werewolf. Plus: the shocking true tale of that time Terry LITERALLY died. 

Amanda joins me to talk about this Italian schlock that so shamelessly rips off Aliens, it’s amazing that James Cameron didn’t fold them like laundry in a court of law.

It’s a family reunion as Chris and I are joined by our sister Shannan to shout about an especially laughable Christian movie. Lazy kidnappers, odd marriage proposals, and apple assassins await.

“You got your Bigfoot in my Christian movie!” “You got your Christian in my Bigfoot movie!” Two bland tastes that go bad together.

Emily and I regret to inform you that the spiders in this movie are, in fact, not made of ice. They occasionally walk on snow. The movie should be called “Cold Spiders (I Guess)”. But they’re pretty big, which seems like the more pressing issue.

Sebastian returns to cover a forgotten slasher gem. The Raimi boys, gory glory, and abusive boyfriends getting to play hero instead of getting murdered first, which seems unfair.

Dreamy guests Piper and Chris join me to ask the important questions: if you die in your dreams, do you die for real? If an entire movie is a dream, can you care about any of it? What is Dean’s deal?

A lovely little movie about autistic love and I’m joined by the lovely voices of Emily and Brevin. Lovely! Listen to autistic voices, damn you!

Relive your childhood with Aaron and I while we discuss bad accents, cool puppets, and inter-species romance! PLUS: my interview with Hans Gilsdorf, a man who made those turtles look so good.

We’re earning that “Explicit” icon this episode as CJ Pen from A Smutting Disaster Pod joins me to talk horny ghosts, cringey creeps, and the not-so-glory days of mid-90s soft core porn.

Randomness goes my way for once as Lisa G. and I gush over an absolute banger with an impeccable comedic cast: Clue, the only acceptable board-game based movie!

Rainy and I trudge through this body-horror film disguised as a fanciful tale for tween girls. Why does this town have no cars? Or care about beach murders?!

Katie Jayne returns to discuss this dull and drab family flick. Talking dogs, deadbeat moms & moms who aren’t deadbeat enough.

The horror streak continues with this camp(ing) horror-comedy that forgot that comedy. Ben and I discuss how to be bad at crimes, how to be bad at chainsaws, and whether to boobs or not to boobs.

Nations collide as Andrew and I discuss a ‘72 zombie cult classic from the director of...A Christmas Story? Theater kids are the worst!

Sometimes the good in a movie balances out the bad, and that’s where Sebastian Moreno and I find ourselves while discussing this low-budget horror surprise.

Chris and I dive into a very odd movie that asks “What if we made The Omen but the devil was from outer space?”

Another lame Christian movie, as Brenna joins me to talk ho-hum music, white privilege, and shitty dads.

Celebrating 25 episodes, Kerry and I do our first full length feature commentary. It’s Christmas on Valentine’s Day with a true classic. Do watch along.

It’s our first animated movie, as Chris and I discuss a not-really-for-kids french emo fairy tale, a cool announcement about next week’s show, and a sidetrack about The Crow.