That's So Fcked Up

Alphas, Chads, Mogging to up your SMV, jelqing... wtf does this all mean? Ash tells you alll about it in   ASH GOES DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE! Hang out with her one on one as she explains the manosphere, and a popular trend amongst young men on TikTok and in incel forums in the manosphere, looksmaxxing.  Recommended listening order for max context on this insane rollercoaster of a rabbit hole: THIS EPI...

🎁 On the twelfth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU Ep. 173- SEXY LOOPHOLES: Don't Let God Catch You Banging (with Kristen, May 2025) In this episode Ash and Kristen give you a little breather from the heavy topics we've had on deck recently! The gals talk about how the kids in different religions beat around the bush so Jesus doesn't see. The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates Catholic Girls...

🎁 On the eleventh day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 151- Unqualified AF: Dr. Phil and Decades of Destruction (with Fallon, Apr 2024) Where do we even start with "Dr." flipping Phil. He's not a licensed anything, accept for a-hole, and hasn't been for years. He's known for berating and being abusive towards guests, enabling victims of addiction, exploiting mental illness, and maybe bes...

🎁 On the tenth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... TSFU: Ep. 139- MLM Madness: Holiday Magic- Homemaking and Felating Dildos (with Fallon, Dec 2023) Have you heard of Holiday Magic?! It's an MLM that successfully ran from 1964-1974, and was created by a dude (obviously) who saw a bunch of home products and cosmetics in someone's garage one day and apparently asked if he could buy it all. These "b...

🎁 On the ninth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ash Learns The Bible: Ep. 7- Christmas Miracles (with Kristal and Ryan, Dec 2023) Merry Christmas Cultlings! Or Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, or whatever your jam is! This is our gift to you, ANOTHER PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode! Did y'all know that Christmas isn't JUST about presents and lights and decorations? It's actually kind of mainly abou...

🎁 On the eighth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Black Dahlia Breakdown: Full Series Part II - Ep. 3: Tamar and Fauna Hodel & Ep. 4: George and Surrealism (with Megan from Give Us Morgue, Mar 2023) This season was A LOT. So many people, places, incidents, etc. to keep track of, especially over the course of a month... so we've taken out the intros and outros from episodes 2, 3 and 4 so tha...

🎁 On the seventh day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Black Dahlia Breakdown: Full Series Part I - Ep. 1: The Murder of Elizabeth Short & Ep. 2: George Hodel (with Megan from Give Us Morgue , Mar 2023) This season was A LOT. So many people, places, incidents, etc. to keep track of, especially over the course of a month... so we've taken out the intros and outros from episodes 2, 3 and 4 so tha...

🎁 On the sixth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Feisty Festivals - Ep. 3: Fun Religious Festivities (with Michelle, Dec 2022) Ash and Michelle kick off the season with a couple of wild December rituals! Krampusnacht, a European tradition where drunk men dress as Krampus aka "the Christmas devil", and chase children through the streets, whipping them with branches and sticks; and a Peruvian Chr...

🎁 On the fifth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ash and Michelle Do the Bible - Ep. 1: Genesis - The Garden of Eden (with Michelle, Dec 2022) Ash and Michelle kick off the PATREON EXCLUSIVE series at the beginning with The Garden of Eden...  creation, nudity and serpents, oh my ! Michelle was in a Pentecostal cult for many of her teen years and learned the Bible like the back of her hand, whil...

🎁 On the fourth day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Binge or Bust? - Ep. 5: Running with the Devil - The Wild World of John McAfee (with Michelle, Sept 2022) Strap in folks because this one is a doozy, seriously, it should brighten your day! Ash reviews one of Netflix's million new true crime docs, Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee . "Through raw, revealing footage and intervi...

🎁 On the third day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ep. 48 - Mystery Island: Metal Dentures, Mayhem and Murder (with Cam, Apr 2021) Ash and Cam talk about the nuts-o shenanigans that went down on the Galapagos island of Floreana in the early 1930s! Ash covers nudist, Nietzsche obsessed, metal denture sharing, German couple Dr. Friedrich Ritter and his younger lover Dore Strauch, and what happened...

Welcome to a festive rewind through 5.5 years of chaos, cults and crime!🎁 On the second day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ep. 35 - Theory: An Intruder Did It- JonBeńet Ramsey Part II (with Cam, Dec 2020) In the second part of this two part episode Cam wraps up the RDI theory with some potential scenarios in which Burke may have done it. Ashley goes over several other possible suspects, and pres...

Welcome to a festive rewind through 5.5 years of chaos, cults and crime! 🎁 On the first day of Faves-Mas TSFU gave to me... Ep. 34 - Theory: The Ramseys Did It- JonBeńet Ramsey Part I (with Cam, Dec 2020) In part one of this two part episode Cam presents the evidence which suggests that the Ramseys may have committed the murder, the evidence that has led to the infamous RDI (Ramseys Did It) theor...

Happy early Thanksgiving y’all... we’ve got a doozy for you this week! Kristen tells Ash the insane story of Omaima Nelson, who murdered her partner Bill Nelson on Thanksgiving Day in 1991... Trigger warning: this episode is loaded with mutilation, bondage, decapitation and cannibalism... ummm, Happy Turkey Day? Episodes 180 & 181 available NOW on Patreon! Join us over there for early ad-free...

QAnon has been on Ash's "those mofos are crazy" list for a long time, but after this episode... we're not so sure! Join our Patreon for all of the behind the scenes deets! We've just introduced a new Parasocial Bestie tier that's only $2.50 a month! LINK TO GOFUNDME AS I AM NOW SURVIVING IN INDONESIA, AFTER ESCAPING THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE OF 1930'S NAZI GERMANY... OOPS, SORRY, I MEAN 2025 GOOD OL...

QAnon has been on Ash's "those mofos are crazy" list for a long time, but after this episode... we're not so sure! Part II out now on Patreon!  Join our Patreon for all of the behind the scenes deets! We've just introduced a new Parasocial Bestie tier that's only $2.50 a month! LINK TO GOFUNDME AS I AM NOW SURVIVING IN INDONESIA, AFTER ESCAPING THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE OF 1930'S NAZI GERMANY... OOP...

Yes, that's right, after half a decade of trying to piss people off, TSFU got a bite back... and by a pretty big fish! Ash is officially a Suppressive Person or SP, someone that the church of Scientology finds threatening. Lil' ol' TSFU?! A threat?! We feel incredibly validated, thanks for the publicity gang-  Read the hit piece here ! Join our Patreon for all of the behind the scenes deets! We've...

Ash and Erin each present half a dozen songs that totally stabbed us in the back... most of the songs mentioned sound cheery and fun- and are very much NOT. If you have Spotify,  add them to your spooky season playlist, Happy Halloween y'all! Note: Episode 176 was a video update and is only available on Patreon, along with a ton of other exclusive content! Check it out, there's even a FREE version...

Anonymous chaos, gore galore, and the darkest side of the surface web. Ash and Erin tackle online harassment, from 4chan's early days to the Gamergate mess and beyond. Be careful online y'all, it's the goddamn wild west. And don't go to 4chandotcom because it's apparently become a porn site since we recorded 😅 ( or maybe it doesn't exist... I'm 38 and autistic and this was recorded 6 months ago!...

Ash and Kristen dive into the case of Sharon Lapotka: murder, sex, consent, and the dark side of online fantasies. WTF is going on online?! From BDSM to 90s internet rabbit holes... this one is wild! LINK TO GOFUNDME AS I AM NOW SURVIVING IN INDONESIA, AFTER ESCAPING THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE OF 1930'S NAZI GERMANY... OOPS, SORRY, I MEAN 2025 GOOD OL' U.S. OF A! ✨ Check out our Patreon, there's eve...

🚨 Jax Gratton is currently missing a 34-year-old well known and admired hair stylist in Denver, Colorado 🚨 📸🔗LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON PATREON FOR FREE - NO ADS, AND PICTURES AND LINKS NOT INCLUDED HERE🔗📸 She went missing on April 15th and was last seen leaving her apartment near the 4200 block of E Iliff Avenue around 10:00PM.  She left with a couple small bags and was wearing striped, pais...

The usual TSFU content is back in full swing over on Patreon! They're more than TWO weeks ahead- Patrons got episode 175 this week! In this episode Ash and Kristen give you a little breather from the heavy topics they've had on deck recently - check out the Patreon to see what you've been missing! The gals talk about how the kids in different religions beat around the bush so Jesus doesn't see. Ma...

WANT AD-FREE, EARLY RELEASE EPISODES (THIS HAS BEEN ON PATREON FOR TWO WEEKS ALREADY)... AND TO JOIN IN ON THE BIBLICAL SHENANIGANS? CHECK OUT OUR PATREON! Ash and Erin wrap up the shit show that is  The Curious Case of Natalia Grace  (TCCoNG) with episodes 3 and 4- The Hell Loop and Breaking the Chains! S3 E3- The Hell Loop: "Natalia moves in with the DePauls, yet Cynthia and Antwon's grip tighte...

WHY WAIT TWO WEEKS (TSFU IS ON A SHORT BREAK) TO HEAR RECAPS OF THE LAST EPISODES, EPS 3 AND 4, WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THEM AD FREE ON PATREON RIGHT NOW?! Ash and research assistant Erin Collins finish recapping the second episode of the FINAL SEASON The Curious Case of Natalia Grace  (TCCoNG)! "Natalia escapes her controlling parents, but she must face a dark past of lies and alleged abuse, uncertain...

They're BAAA-AACCKKK! And so are we with a re-release on one of the wildest cults we've covered yet! Have you seen the colorful ads enticing you to come experience "China before Communism" through the art of song and dance at a Shen Yun performance? What about the far-right wing newspaper "The Epoch Times" that preaches misogynistic, racist, homophobic and prejudiced views? They're both owned by t...