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Get it? It's like the title is saying "THIS IS SPARTA" from the movie "300" and today is the 300th episode. I thought it was clever. Anyways, the worlds richest beggar has like 50 million rupees, that crazy indian Link. Disney is race swapping all of the "Snow White" characters, and yeah, this is getting pretty weird. Oh well, let it be right? Madonna might be faking he...

Chipotle made a robot called the "autocado" that peels avocados really fast. Robots are stealing our jobs! The White House couldn't figure out who was messing with cocaine in their place. Crazy, in the most safest house there is. Oh well. Virgin Galactic is flying to space next month, hopefully they do better than the Titan submarine that ya know, imploded. Trans Miss Netherlands is ge...

I watched the Tucker Carlson and Andrew Tate interview on the Twitter and it was a pretty good dialogue between two somewhat competent people. Now that doesn't mean I campaign for Tate, or that I'm on the side of the right with Tucker, but I do enjoy a good conversation where two people can freely talk about what they want to and not be held back by any sort of restrictions. So hear me tal...

I'm doing fine. Amtrak trains are derailing, maybe its a sign of the devil. Calfornia man gets a hefty payday from the police, but he was white so it doesn't matter. You can hear a heartbeat at 6 weeks but what does your brain tell you after 5 months honeybun? A man in Kentucky discovers a horde of civil war gold coins, no slavery at all I'm sure. Oh and the government made 20 billion...

Just another day here at funky eskimo studios! Did you see Hugh Jackman looking all cool as Wolverine in Deadpool 3? James Lewis, the suspected Tylenol killer died. I wonder if he had a headache? Threads keeps getting bigger and bigger but I'll stick to twittter for all the NSFW stuff. Oh and Antartica is melting ice. No duh, its freaking hot. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...

I'm slowly learning about cybersecurity, but school still sucks. Some kid playing Counter Strike Go pulled a skin worth 200K, good for him I guess. Lucky bastard. Elon Musk is calling Zuck a cuck, so that's hilarious. Tom Hanks turned 67 years old. Lets party like its white boy summer! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jonah Hill is setting boundaries but his ex doesn't like the emotional abuse she feels from them. A guy on a scooter shot some people in New York. Typical NYC. Latvia elected their first gay president, so yassss queen. Oh and the only good meteorologist is a sexy one. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another day, another dime. Steve-O is jumping of bridges again instead of burning them, trying to stay relevant. Taylor Swift release her version of "Speak Now" and good for her! I'll have to listen to it and review it. Oceangate is suspending operations. I mean duh, those people had the worse 48 seconds of their lives before instant death. Britney Spears got slapped, Zuckerberg is cen...

Check out my YouTube channel to see me and Mint Salad talk about the movie "Idiocracy." Ricky Martin is single now, so I guess he's living la vida loca, huh? Alzheimer's drugs are approved, and they are EXPENSIVE. CDC says men can breastfeed, but they're not sure off the side effects. Oh well! Oh and Jill Scott made up a black version of the Star-Spangled Banner, because its he...

Go to my YouTube channel and check out my movie date with the beautiful Dirty Dalish while we watch "Little Shop of Horrors." Tom Holland and Zendaya are happy together, yawn. Californians are moving to Texas, duh. McDonalds is doing a wedding package with nuggets and chicken sandwiches in Indonesia, Meta officially put out their twitter killer app "threads" and we talk about the d...

White powder was found at the white house. Hey, that makes alot of sense, doesn't it? Joey Chestnut wins the hot dog eating championship again, even with a weather delay, thank the gods. Transgender women that are lesbians are just men with extra steps, right? Oh and a monkey carried around its dead baby and then ate it. There was a story like that where a girl gave birth and threw her baby aw...

I started off school pretty alright, so lets keep this going hell yeah! Ketchup supposedly is supposed to be refrigerated, but who cares it won't kill you like mayo. What the heck is "Bidenomics?" Cause it sounds really stupid, y'all. Its gonna stay hot as hell through the week so make sure you keep your penguins cold, especially if they're gay penguins. Oh and some guy without...

More shootings going on in America, but the media can't turn this into a race war so they aren't gonna talk about them. A pregnant woman golfer competes in a tournament, which I didn't even know gender existed and assuming only women can get pregnant is hateful! Canada is banning cosmetic testing on animals, but it lets minors choose their genders and get mutilated into sex changing op...

Let's watch My 600-pound life together and feel better about ourselves! Amanda Bynes is out of the crazy house. I wonder if she's single? Rowdy protests going down in France over the shooting of a young boy by the police. Wow, that sounds familiar. Postal service is raising the price of stamps those bastards. Oh, and a woman says her brain exploded but it was just a stroke. My mom had one...

Former WWE wrestler Darren Drozdov died. Hope it wasn't from puking. Now that all the smoke is cleared from New York they are buzzing with flying aphids. What do they keep doing up there? Supreme Court says a web designer doesn't need to build a gay website. I thought we handled that with the bakeries. Dylan Mulvaney is talking smack about Bud Light, and the Magic the Gathering One Ring ca...

It's still freaking hot here in Texas. Some dude died by getting stung by bees! Not beads, bees! Snapchat has a plus feature, and has four million people subscribed to it. Who the heck uses snapchat? Some youtuber named Colleen I guess was grooming some kids, but she's a woman so it's ok as long as she sings her apology with her ukele. Also a big cruise ship is coming out in January. H...

Chrissy Teigen needed a surrogate to have another baby. Good, at least she won't pass on those ugly genes she has. An old chimpanzee sees the sky for the first time, Biden uses a CPAP machine cause he's old and needs oxygen to sniff children, Google is kind of slowing down on Pride month by nixing a drag show and Texas set a power use record because its freaking hot as hell here. God Texas...

P!nk had some ashes of a mother thrown at her at a concert. Elon Musk is training with George St. Pierre to fight the Zuck so that's cool. Barbie's dream house is real and available to Airbnb. Epstein still wasn't murdered OK WE GET IT HE DIDN'T OFF HIMSELF QUIT TRYING TO MAKE IT REAL. Futurama is back on Hulu and Ryan Seacrest is the new host of Wheel of Fortune. I wish Vannah Whi...

Today I interview the face of the Predator Poachers, Alex Rosen! We talk about how long he's been in the pred hunting business, what goes on in the mind of a pred, why he wears shorts and a t-shirt when facing them, and what you can do as a parent to help protect your children from facing the dangers of sick adults. You can support the Predator Poachers on Locals for $7 a month here: https://p...

They're here, they're queer, and they're coming for your kids! NYC Pride parade is a little scary with the chant they got going. Mr. Beast says he could've been on that titanic submarine. How scary! We've got grooms dying, airline workers dying, and the kid who was on the submarine just wanted to do a rubix cube under water and break a record. That's gonna be a new netflix...

The Russians are turning on each other! That's really "putin" them in a scary situation, huh? More trains are derailing here in America, you have a baseball team in hot water for loving bacon, a wife leaving her husband for having an aneurysm, and Bam Margera is loose in Las Vegas! Oh yeah and Elvis might have felt guilty of being with underage girls... but I'm pretty sure he felt...

So everyone on the OceanGate sub supposedly died right when they went down and the Navy barely told us 4 days later. Was it for false hope or did they want us to be distracted from another government narrative? Elon Musk wants to face Mark Zuckerberg in a MMA cage match and this might actually happen. Also schools are just letting anything happen for these kids man, we're just losing control....

Today I interview the amazingly talented and wonderful person, Lemondoza! We talk about her inspirations for her music and art, how she's part of the "Pussy Riot" army by having her art being featured in their feminist art exhibit, her opinions on the Ukraine war and how times have changed from the old days of outdated religion and unnecessary wars. You can find her on twitter https://...

The little Titanic submarine is almost out of air, will the story be a glorious rescue or a nightmare ending? Elon Musk is banning Cis and Cisgender from twitter, and I'm not too sure why. He's also challenging Mark Zuckerberg to a fight in the octagon. I don't know, Mark's got a lot of colored belts and an Asian wife so he must know kung fu. Also, they're making chickens in a...

They still haven't found the little submarine that had those Titanic lovers going and sight-seeing. Hunter Biden pleads guilty of something but isn't going to jail for some reason... I wonder why? The Pentagon has an accounting error so now they can send 6.2 billion more dollars to Ukraine. Pure insanity! Hopefully they at least help out Zion Williamson not get his sex tape released and th...