Funky Eskimo
thats all funny
im a sick person that hates everything and ill just talk about it. follow me on twitter/instagram @lorenzoarreolaPodcast art provided by @retrohorrorinkFor any merch from the show or if you want custom graphic art or one-of-a-kind commissions visitwww.retrohorrorink.com
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Episodes
Hawk & Snake Tag Team 09.08.2023 13:25
Hey everyone, I'm here just doing my homework trying to relax and watch the walking dead. As far as news go, a woman in Texas was attacked by a Hawk dropping a snake on her, so that's pretty cool but unlucky. Americans are pulling out their 401k's at alarming rates, me included. The Pope warns that artificial intelligence might make people start fighting, and I'm like, dude, religi...
BawitdaBudlight 08.08.2023 15:45
Now they're trying to cancel my homie Chris Noth. JUST FOR CHEATING ON HIS WIFE? Boy's will be boy's, baby. Paypal launches their own crypto called stablecoin, which, honestly doesn't sound all that stable. Elon Musk says he needs surgery before he fights the Zuck, so now he's got an out and he's prepping us for the trilogy. WWE SummerSlam made alot of money in ad revenue,...
Billion Dollar Barbie 07.08.2023 13:35
Hey guys, just staying the same here. Doing school stuff and watching wrestling and The Walking Dead. Did you hear that Barbie made over a billion dollars? Next in line is Monopoly or Play-Doh. Oh, and Elon Musk says the fight with the Zuck is definitely on, gonna be exclusively streaming on X. Finally, pests are ruining trees, microscopic nematodes or something, I don't know, the world is a h...
Anniversary Bomb 06.08.2023 13:35
Jamie Foxx is now being hated on for saying something that COULD be interpreted as something... and Jennifer Aniston is being hated for accidentally liking that post that COULD have been saying something so that means we have to cancel them. Hiroshima is celebrating the dropping of the atomic bomb, guess they're just like us with 9/11. Some indigenous woman from the Amazon said deforestation i...
Cheat of the Week 05.08.2023 11:30
I'm just here watching the Walking Dead and wrestling. A person in Texas was found with alot of dead animals. Like ALOT. Not sure what gender it is. Jonny Manziel tried to unalive himself. A man cheats Home Depot out of 300 grand with a pretty decent return scheme. I give it 7 stars. Finally, a twitch streamer, Kai Cenat, incited a riot in New York to his subscribers by making them riot in the...
California Love? 04.08.2023 15:50
Lizzo is coming out saying she's not the villain, but the people that are hating on her are saying she's a pretty dirty birdy... A first generation iPod sold for almost 30 grand. People are crazy I tell you. California is trying to ban childhood marriage but planned parenthood and some other organizations are thinking that's a bad thing for... reasons. Finally, in Louisiana its a law t...
ScientoloGee Whiz 03.08.2023 15:29
Things are going decent in my life, but I am taking ALOT of meds so yeah i'm hoping it gets better. Leah Remini is suing the church of scientology. Good luck with that honey. Vince McMahon is being subpoenaed by the feds, but give him a break! He just had spinal surgery. C'mon! Supposedly it takes 1.8 million dollars to retire in the US now, and yeah that sounds about right. Finally, Uno t...
Feeling Mean as Hell 02.08.2023 15:45
Go to my YouTube and check out my episode with Mint Salad where we review the movie comedy musical "Reefer Madness." Taylor Swift is in the news cause she's white and beautiful and giving her workers bonuses, and Lizzo is in the news cause she's harassing her dancers for either being fat or not being fat enough, we're not sure. Trump is being indicted. Not sure what that means...
JJJ 01.08.2023 16:45
Rest in peace to the great Pee Wee Herman, Mr. Paul Ruebens. Taught me that it was ok to masturbate as long as there are circumstances. People are trying to sue Taco Bell for fake advertising, but shoot I think you get the most bang for your buck from them then anywhere else. Blue blood from the horseshoe crab is valuable now I guess, and a Chinese zoo is said to have a person cosplaying as a bear...
Submarine to Venus 31.07.2023 14:00
Mitch McConnell is old and everybody knows it! Lebron Jame's son must be on a list from the government, cause his hearts not doing so well. Some Japanese dude spent 2 million to make the perfect furry suit. It still looks weird though. Oh and Oceangate, you know the sub that imploded, they want to send a thousand people to Venus. Maybe its hotter here than it is up there. Advertising Inquiries...
The Loverboy Method 30.07.2023 21:30
I watched the Candace Owen's interview with Andrew Tate and in this episode I kind of go over what I retained from the interview and summarize their ideas as well as give my takes and thoughts on why they may be right but not really the best way to tell in this world ya know? I'm here to just make ideas, not give them out. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-O...
Interview with Josh Potter 29.07.2023 45:25
Joining me today is Former @YMHStudios Podcaster, Sports Enthusiast and host of the @TheJoshPotterShow Josh Potter! We talk about how Magic Johnson is still alive, Damar Hamlin being a clone, his favorite sports movie, Tom Brady kissing his son on the lips, and his appearance on the roast of @bertkreischer with @whitneycummings and other comedians you can catch on the only fans tv network. You ca...
Interview with SunFyre Part 2 28.07.2023 44:19
Sunfyre joins me for a second interview where we get more personal and talk about her recent trip to Seattle, her upcoming appearance dates, and when she's not drumming or dancing what her other hobbies are, as well as talk about her family, her move she's going through, and her future with balancing Sunfyre the personality and Sofia the person. All of her links are right here-------- http...
Spacing Out 27.07.2023 14:20
I made another great bowel movement today. God it felt good. Sinead O'Connor has passed away. Drink a pint for her and hope she finds her pot of gold. Kevin Spacey is free of all charges. Hooray, hope he and Hillary Clinton celebrate good times. This girl Mollie broke swimming records for Australia. Shes actually a girl! Crazy, right? Oh and Senate GOP Mitch McConnell started freezing up like...
KKKmart 26.07.2023 12:47
Go check out my youtube channel to see Mint Salad and I talk about the original "Evil Dead" movie. In the news, some black girl faked her kidnapping so she could leave her kid with her parents. Typical. Kmart and Target are going to merge into a very terrible company, probably. Travis Scott is releasing a movie which may or may not have people getting trampled. Oh and Apple has some rare w...
Tall Glass of Consent 25.07.2023 22:00
I'm done with season 2 of the walking dead, so there's that. Also, I watched the original Evil Dead Movie, and took the best poop I've take in a long while. RFK Jr. says he's more censored than Trump, and yup I believe that buddy. Microsoft launched a limited-edition controller that smells like pizza. Ok, cause why not? Tennessee student is suing his school for free speech because...
Revenge of the Fleas 24.07.2023 14:00
YouTube thought my singing of "Gold Digger" sounded so much like it, they copyright struck my last episode. Seriously. Elon Musk wants to rename Twitter to just "X." Drake got a vape thrown at him at a concert. That kind of rhymes. Oh, and a dude from Texas who got bit by a flea lost some of his arms and legs. Man, insects suck huh. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bran...
Jamie Foxxcinated 23.07.2023 17:15
Let's talk about Carly Simon for awhile, cause its my show. I hope Jamie Foxx is doing better, cause you ain't messing with no broke, broke. The Sound of Freedom is doing great, hopefully it makes child trafficking cool again. Experts are saying the Titan Submersible was doomed to fail. Well, thanks for letting us know now. Lastly, Natuecoco says shes the creator of NPC streams. I knew an...
Waffle House Woman 22.07.2023 16:00
My pug is lucky to be alive after my stupid street dog attacked her. Lana Del Ray is looking good in a Waffle House waitress outfit, my fantasy. Young Thug is still in trouble, maybe he should try a name change. Spotify is going up one dollar a month, and this isn't the price is right so that sucks. Finally, tourists are getting fined for taking selfies with dingoes in Australia. Stay away fro...
Try That in an Artificially Simulated Town 21.07.2023 12:30
A.I. is starting to take the jobs of screen writers and actors. Some little girl won 800k for her nuggets being too hot in a McDonald's lawsuit. Jason Aldean is taking heat for his song "Try that in a small town" which would have flown completely under the radar but now its trying to get canceled but making it bigger than it should be. Its an alright song, I guess. Finally a man dresse...
Interview with Johan Lenox 20.07.2023 42:45
Today I interview composer, musical artist and roller coaster enthusiast Johan Lenox! We talk about his upbringing in classical music composition, his obsession with roller coasters, how Kanye changed his life and how he was able to be apart of his album, his own release of his album "WDYWTBWYGU" out everywhere you stream music, and what the future holds for his musical journey. You can fi...
Pink Dolphin Wednesday 19.07.2023 15:00
Check out the show I do with Mint Salad every Tuesday on my youtube channel! Taco Bell was kind of able to get the taco tuesday trademark back on the free market so good for them I guess. A pink dolphin was seen floating around in Louisiana so thats kind of arousing huh? Oh also its super hot in Texas still, if you're wondering. Finally, Tiktok is making a deal with Warner Music to make some m...
Interview With Tae Phoenix 18.07.2023 52:08
Today I interview the amazingly talented, singer-songwriter Tae Phoenix! I talk to her about where I remember her music from, her successes in crowdfunding, her challenge being autistic in the music industry, going back to school in your later years, and finding a balance with it all in a world that seems to be burning down and divided. We end the podcast with the song that made me a forever fan,...
Give Me Your Hand 17.07.2023 18:15
I'm kind of going through an existential crisis, taking my meds and making myself exhausted in my body and mind, wondering if there's a reason for anything, a reason for yourself, a reason for someone else. But don't let it get to you where it makes you insignficant... but also don't make it to where you feel overwhelmed with the idea that you matter more to the world than someone...
Boycott Pizza Crusts 16.07.2023 17:20
Boycott Target and Reclaim the Rainbow are on top of the Christian charts for rap songs that help spread the anti-woke MAGA loving culture. I mean they sound alright but that one fat religiious dude sings legit like an angel. Tesla made their first official Cyber Truck, so good for them. Maybe I can ride around in it smelling like burnt hair from my cologne. Pizza crusts in a trashcan led to findi...
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