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Elon Musk owes a small bakery for 4000 pies. Amy Schumer says she's not fat, she's just big faced. Google Gemini is ok with pedos and genocide. The government says not to worry about spy balloons. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Funeral home director had a bunch of cremains and a body at his evicted home. K-pop writer found dead at work. Nvidia is worth 2 trillion dollars. Texas man was listening in on his wife's work and made millions. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

China loves hacking. AT&T suffered a huge outage. Bobi the dog loses his Guinness World Record. Supreme Court is cool with settling the Boy Scouts sex abuse scandal. We should go to the Moon more. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Happy news about depression. Bobbi Althoff A.I. dirty stuff is going around. Embryos are babies too? Yakuza leader arrested, rapper Kodak Black is free, and Ye is #1 with his new album. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oklahoma student dies, and 2 men charged with the parade shooting, and the news narratives are unique. A momfluencer is charged with child abuse, Delta is offering flights during an eclipse, and zombie deer disease is a thing. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Linda Hamilton says no more Terminator movies. Historians say Trump is the worst and Lincoln is the best. Women are better at exercise than men. Capital One is buying Discover. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Beyoncé cut her hair and is brave for it. Tribal violence in Papua New Guinea is going down. John Travolta is 70 years old. Israel vows to finish the fight by Ramadan. Zachary Ty Bryan has a bunch of DUI's. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sylvester Stallone has a lot of hot daughters. Science is dangerous. Trump dropped his own kicks at sneaker con, God bless America! Ukraine will forever get our money and NASA is doing a real life "Bio-Dome." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Trump is ordered to pay millions of dollars in fines. Kelly Osbourne is getting super thin. Two juveniles are in custody for the Chiefs parade shooting. Beyoncé is topping the charts in country music. Kelly Rowland is a diva. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Did you know German chocolate cake isn't from Germany? OpenAI is doing amazing text to video with Sora. Rod Stewart sold all his music. Rachel Dolezal got fired for her NSFW accounts. Kanye says he's helped Taylor Swift all along. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another day, another shooting in America. Leah Remini thinks scientology agents are following her, and I believe it. Fantastic Four has cast their main characters, with people. Putin prefers Biden, and rice-grown meat is a new thing. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Deadpool and Wolverine trailer is the most viewed trailer of all time. Michael Jackson Biopic out next year. Meghan Markle has a new podcast coming, and J-Lo might be retiring from music. Polar bears are starving. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A couple more shootings going on here in America. There's a landslide happening in the Philippines that's pretty bad too. Elon Musk says he's not helping Russia with Starlink, and Biden is calling for a stop to "Shrinkflation." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Kansa City Chiefs win the Super Bowl, hooray for Taylor Swift and hooray for the government. That was Biden's plan all along. The Pope is hanging out with Argentina's president and Beyoncé  is releasing a country album. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Super Bowl is here, let's talk about it, I guess. People are upset about a commercial with a peanut allergy, a Kansa City mother put her baby in the oven, and Spain has some cool fights. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ozzy Osbourne is mad at Kanye for sampling "Warpigs" at a live concert. OpenAI is look for trillion of dollars to invest. Kamala Harris is defending her old pal, Joe. Amazon is getting NFL exclusive rights and Sony bought Michael Jackson's music. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tucker Carlson interviewed Vladimir Putin and it was pretty interesting. President Biden is getting angry cause the media asks him if he's too old to be in office. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A woman high on drugs runs over an Amish buggy and tries to blame her twin. Mexico beats China in imports. Coke has a spicy new flavor. Disney is partnering with Fortnite. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Biden wins Nevada. I guess that's good. Toby Keith died. R.I.P. red solo cups. Taylor Swift hates people following their jet location and Elon Musk is helping Gina Carano sue Disney. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

McDonald's franchisee is paying 4.4 million to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit. King Charles has cancer, probably an embarrassing one. Obese people are getting more drugs. Lauren Boebert is hotter than Nikki Haley. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Grammys was on, and Taylor Swift not only won Album of the Year but announced another album. Billie Eilish won song of the year Jay-Z says Beyonce should have won more, and Killer Mike got arrested. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

California has a huge storm coming. US is giving more money to other countries. Knife attack in Paris. Marilyn Manson finishes community service, and 50 Cent is giving his 2 cents on migrants. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Target keeps messing up. Alyssa Milano isn't charmed with the trolls. Joe Rogan makes a new Spotify deal. Lizzo is in tons of trouble. Megan Thee Stallion is making boss deals. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

FCC is banning A.I. robocalls. Lululemon is making stuff for manly men. "Suits" is making a spinoff show. More layoffs in the world and the NBA are spending money like nothing. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The FBI is afraid of Chinese hackers. Target is firing employees for not following a "15 minute" rule. Teri Hatcher is off of dating apps. Call me! Pennsylvania man beheads his father and puts it on YouTube. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy