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Mathematician wins award for randomness studies. Florida homeless can't sleep in public. Daniel Penny trial starts in October. Reddit is going public. Campell soup hates Ohio. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Courts can't decide if illegals are illegal or legal. Subway is going to only have Pepsi products now. Beyoncé's new album is called "Cowboy Carter." UN says the Earth is really hot. Scientists are cutting HIV out! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Richard Simmons is dying for y'all to love each other. Putin warns of World War 3. YouTube wants you to label A.I. realistic content as computer generated. Nvidia is turning into Skynet. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

No news today, just talking about a couple of T.V. shows and the idea that a story should be kept to one season and not be this world building in one season only to be cancelled. Let's finish one story one season and then start another. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Taylor Swift has some nice legs. Trump says he needs to win, or else! Dr. Dre really could use a second opinion. Elon Musk is making spy stuff and McDonald's global outage had people wondering if it's actually any good. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Twitch stream identifies as a dog. Dead by Daylight might be anti-trans. Mike Tyson is ready to beat Jake Paul. MMA in a car is a thing. Elijah Wood will play "Green" in Among Us cartoon. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Six eighth grade students are charged with private messaging racist things. James Crumbley is feeling the sins of his son. Africa internet is down, and Dogecoin goes up cause Elon Musk talks about it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I love to sleep. Robert Kennedy Jr. is about to pick a VP. Don Lemon is not gonna do a show on X after a bad Elon Musk interview. Microsoft is Skynet. Montana man bread genetic mammoth sheep. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

X-Men 97 creator fired weeks before its release. Uvalde police chief is resigning finally. Trump wins Republican nomination and Biden wins Democratic nomination. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Boeing whistleblower found dead of apparent suicide. Lauren Boebert is at it again. FBI director is hating what's coming in at the border. Trader Joe's canvas totes are reselling at high prices. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oppenheimer wins best picture at the Oscar's. Protesters try and bother the awards. Madonna makes fun of a handicapped girl. Muslims are gonna Ramadan. Princess of Wales deletes her photo. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

That crazy Benjamin Franklin. Women arrested for throwing red liquid at the VP. Moscow student arrested for pro-Ukraine Wi-Fi router name. Meghan & Harry visited Uvalde. Australia is over graped! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Beverly Hills students are suspended for A.I. dirty pics. Founder of an LGBTQ non-profit wanted by the FBI for fraud. NASA's Europa is sending a poem to Jupiter's moon. Bitcoin and gold are up, and Uvalde police still suck. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

J.K. Rowling hates the trans. Rest in peace Akira Toriyama. Biden gave the state of the union. Kim Jong Un is ready for war. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson are ready to fight. Starbucks drinks are ready for spring. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tim Allen is back! Target is starting their own subscription service. Political dudes are kinky. Missile explodes close to Zelenskyy. Rooster Teeth is shutting down. Arizona appoints a Heat Officer. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Taylor Swift wants you to Vote! Michelle Obama is not replacing Joe Biden. Cookie Monster hates shrinkflation. Caitlin Clark is setting mediocre basketball records and Simona Halep is hot and privileged. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Alot of fish died from some made up disease. Scientists are making tiny organs from pregnancy fluid. EA Sports is making a NCAA football game again. Taylor Swift is supposedly related to Emily Dickinson. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I talk way too long about a sandwich I ate today. Total eclipses and toe sucking. Negotiations for a six week cease fire for Gaza & Israel. Thanks Kamala! Autistic prisoners exist, and fish are going extinct. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Work is the same stuff, different day. I'm going to interview more people, I promise. Let's talk about my love of peanut butter and my hatred of throwing up. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Pope is against gender ideology. Beloved orangutan Sibu passes away. Reddit is trying to be worth stock money. It's hard out here for Terrance Howard. Health insurance companies aren't safe from hackers. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Prayers for Justin Bieber, I guess? Putin warns of nuclear war. Israeli is still fighting with Palestine. Huge Texas wildfire, and a dude leaks some Pentagon secrets on Discord. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Titanic sub documentary coming out soon. Mitch McConnell is out. Idaho keeps botching executions. Baby pig gets pardoned, Lauren Boebert's son is a criminal and pesticides are bad for you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Succulents are a popular choice for two simple reasons: They're beautiful to look at and nearly indestructible. A flower blooming in a desert is worth more than a rose blossoming in a rainforest. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Taylor Swift's dad beat up a paparazzi. Family Dollar is disgusting. The first Miss U.S.A. passed away. Heat is keeping dogs from sledding and might make penguins sick. Reba sets the record straight. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mark Zuckerberg is doing a press tour in Asia. US airmen dies after setting himself on fire to protest the war. Nick Offerman is against homophobia. Globally we are all poor and sad. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy