That Show F*cked Me Up!

In this episode: infidelities were announced, newfound passions were discovered, mother-in-laws arrived, doubts about marriage arose, fake friendships were brought to light, benders were continued AND most importantly a$$ was ate. Yes, you heard that right f*cked up fam! HBO Max is a proud advocate of those activities and honestly we stan. Enjoy this episode and all of its precious moments.  Also,...

Do you agree that we are all Monkeys driven by the simple desires? If you agree with Mark Mossbacher, I think that you should unpack your issues before you end up drunk in the resort bar asking the hotel manager what it feels like to get- Oops. Got ahead of myself! Enjoy episode 3, you mysterious monkeys! 

Cheers to a “New Day” and a NEW EPISODE! You see what I did there? Badum tss. Hope you enjoy episode two of The White Lotus!

Welcome to The White Lotus Resort, F*cked Up Fam! Y'all ready for the vacation of a life-time? Who thought that there would be so much drama and f*cked up shit in the hospitality business...? Trick question. I bet that everyone who has worked in hospitality knows the truth behind the façade of a "luxury" resort. I know that I mentioned that I chose this show for its levity, but tbh I think I set m...

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO "THAT SHOW F*CKED ME UP!" This episode is definitely a celebration of 365 days of pure chaos and I had to get hammered for this special celebration! Join along as I reminisce on all the stupid stuff I said, all the times I mispronounced a word, and all the wonderful things that have happened since the first episode dropped. Thank you so much to all of the wonderful listeners...

What do cults and religion have in common? A power hungry asshole with a God complex leading the way. Oops. Too soon? I don't care. I severely apologize for how freaking chaotic this wrap-up episode turned out to be, but honestly I was just mirroring how chaotic this whole season was. Hope you enjoy the final episode of season 5! I'll see you when we "check in" for Season 6 (that was a pun & a spo...

If there were two words to describe this final episode, they would be “Poetic Jesus”. Similar to Poetic Justice, but Catholic. HA! I spent most of this episode crying, so if hearing someone cry makes you cringe then emotionally prepare yourself for the cringiest heartbreak ever! As always, thank you for listening & stay tuned for next week’s wrap-up episode!

If your religious hommie invites you to go to church at midnight please promise me that you'll say "HELL NO". That's all I got to say about this episode. Stay safe, f*cked up fam. Don't let a religious leader try to fool you... Enjoy the episode. 

Father Paul is starting to rile up the congregation with talk of God's army and fighting for God's kingdom and I'm starting to get scared... "Mom, can you pick me up from church? The priest is starting to sound a little bloodthirsty..." HA! See what I did there? I am a literal comedic genius. Also, what's up with all the missing people in the Crockpott? Maybe, somebody should do a little something...

A groundbreaking moment in "That Show F*cked Me Up!" history! I finally got to sit down and have a chat with the Chatty Fox herself aka Melissa Palafox! We talk all things from public health (pap smears & medical queefs) to TV shows that f*cked her up and we end it with RELIGIOUS TRAUMA and all the lovely things associated with it. Disclaimer: I do not have any experience/etiquette with hostin...

Lamentations is basically that part in the Bible where the world goes to sh*t. I feel like this episode is definitely living up to its name. Mike Flanagan really said “f*ck a character arc” with this episode. Ouch. All I can say for now is- Enjoy!

As a non-confrontational baddie, this episode shook me to my core! If you haven’t watched “Midnight Mass, episode 3 is definitely in the must-watch list. The concept of forgiveness and guilt is brought up and how it is sometimes easier to forgive others than to forgive yourself… Ouch, that was too deep for this silly-little description. Tune in and let me know what you think of forgiveness! Enjoy....

Dead cats! Dog! Festivals! AA sessions! Miscarriage scares! Miracles! Oh, the beauty of Crockett Island! If you’re intrigued by this description, listen to my retelling of episode 2 of Midnight Mass. Amen.

Since I was raised Catholic, but not Catholic enough to know wtf the book of Genesis was about, here is what Google told me “The Book of Genesis opens the Hebrew Bible with the story of creation. God, a spirit hovering over an empty, watery void, creates the world by speaking into the darkness and calling into being light, sky, land, vegetation, and living creatures over the course of six days.” P...

We f*cking made it to the end of Season 4! In conclusion, we are all in debt and we are all hanging on by a thread. Loving life... That was sarcasm in case you didn't catch it! Also, I’ll be taking a week or two off (not sure yet) to work on Season 5! Don’t miss me too much. ;) Here are my sources:  Gambling Addiction: https://www.addictioncenter.com/drugs/gambling-addiction/#:~:text=Gambling%20ad...

One Lucky Day? For who? WHO?! Can someone please tell me who is having a lucky day in the Squid Game Universe?! Cause Gi-hun isn't... And everyone else is f*cking dead! THEY MOTHERF*CKING DEAD! Nonetheless, this episode definitely messed me up, despite of how short it was. Short- but bitterly heartbreaking. No sweetness involved. None at all.  We made it to the end of Squid Game, but don't be sad...

This episode was short but it was definitely deadly… Ready for heartbreak? No? Well, too late. Enjoy!

Very Important People? More like V ery I ndecent P erverts, amirite? Just giving you a quick heads-up that I am angrily rant throughout most of the episode, so have fun!

Most of you have BFFs but you don't know true friendship love till you have your very own Gganbu. A made up word? Maybe. Is it still powerful as heck and deeply emotional? Hell yeah.  This episode tore my heart to shreds and then fed it to the sharks... When in doubt, let your Gganbu beat you in a life or death game, amirite? 

I would not describe this game as a "fair world", but to each their own... This episode, got a little cray-cray, but no worries our faves are still alive and thriving. For now. Stay tuned for the next few episodes because sh*t is about to get real and hearts are going to be broken. How exciting! 

When in doubt, stick to the team that makes you a better player. However, if you’re one of the unlucky players in the show, then it’s every person for themselves. Moral of the story- Don’t trust nobody.

There is one specific character in this episode who I want to smack across the face as hard as I can. Listen along to find out who I am talking about. His name rhymes with Crab Rangoon (not really), but if you know you know... 

This episode is probably one of the saddest episodes in all TV Show history because it shows that everyone is going through their own personal type of HELL. Everyone is struggling financially. EVERYONE. It's crazy to think that people think that money doesn't buy happiness but I honestly think that money does help, because with stability comes happiness. All the Squid Game characters are unstable...

Y'all played "Red Light, Green Light" when you were kids, right? Well, this episode feels just like that but with a slight, teeny, tiny, barely noticeable twist. That's it. That's the episode description. You're welcome. 

What really is catfishing? Don't worry I'll answer that for you in this episode! AND I'll also give you a walk through of two of the most notorious MTV Catfish episodes, so tighten your seatbelts cause we're in for a wild ride, and not the good kind.  Any last minute lingering questions? I sure had some, starting with "Did Nick cheat on Sophie?". Listen in to hear my unfiltered/uncensored and...