That LARRY SHOW

What is a Death Bomb? • How powerful is one? • What scared Tony Spumonte? • Who is Bleeding Jesus Freddy? •How did he get that name?  • Why all inflatable gorillas should be stabbed  • Which sucks more: Sale-a-thons or Sale-a-brations? • The evil fireworks ring you should love and support  • What's inside Larry's bag of tortilla chips , and why did it make his kid puke? • Which is the greatest pat...

What song makes Larry go postal? • What is a mamaluke ? • TONY SPUMONTE's mob criteria for friendship • What your school never taught you • Best ways to choose your friends • The doctor you must avoid • Meet one of Larry's early TNS Senseis • Who are the dumbest guys we know? •   Parental showdowns you need to see •  What do Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Steve Jobs have in common? • All this and...

The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry's movement,  DAD'S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead  beat moms  •Two words that ID fathers you want to avoid (or deck) •  What is a lactating daddy? • Are you one? (If so, KYS) • Time travel with Larry (not for WIMPS!) • IN SEARCH OF...the sitcom that depicts mom as a villain  ...

Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry's Mexican Stand-Offs -- in Mexico • Why "I'll make the best of it" is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • Why were there flies on Larry's fly? • What the hell is Dolph Lungren doing in a Mayan Temple? • Head fakes and Jedi mind tricks • Larry's vaccine for Montezuma's Revenge (it's 80 proof) • The differen...

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to y our best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly , and how  • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t? • Why is Robert Blake  banging  a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King ? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found   O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry's imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch  2nd rate wimps ? •...

What are the 3 keys ? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane ? • What is he laughing about? • What is the "jelly bean corollary" and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence - how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word  that guarantees   success • What to do if you hate your friend's fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Star...

Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire •  Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What's an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains  • How a trophy wrecked a man  • Why alma mater pride says, "I'm a f...

What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry's predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson's Rage Board • The 3 emo...

Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic •  How Larry got a new job  and  escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? •  Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • "The customer is always wrong" - Oh yeah!?!? •  How to fight...

A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's  punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with  the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU. This show will make you a RAGE.

Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick - but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry's near-death experience at a lover's lane • Marriage - Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fak...

Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd •  5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter -  2 words tha...

GUNFIR E at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE  at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship... or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, mo...

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him  • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a gink... what's a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn't know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a sn...

How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think  - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them?  • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no suc...

Larry's clash with  a murderer  • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER  • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? • Jesus speaks  • What your parade preference says about you • The  psycho in your family tree  • What's an A rmageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • T he man who wants to build Trump...

How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST?   • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry...

Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS:  The greatest actor you never heard of  Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you shoul...

WORLD PREMIERE: Larry's hit song - It's a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry's last visit was his LAST VISIT .  • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz?  • What's wrong with Ariel's anatomy ?  • What happens inside Larry's HCACC? (That's Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber ) • The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom...

EVERYTHING you need to know about love . Love Casualties - how not to become one.  The CAN'T MISS opening line. Seduction tips from a serial killer. De-coding chick-speak . The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate . Identifying and avoiding lethal love . The truth about Jumbotron proposals. What makes the perfect pointy chick? The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. Tony Spumonte sa...

Larry reveals his doomsday forecast . What will it look like? What will it sound like? Why did Larry carry a loaded .38   to work? Did he use it?  Pointy chick threat-levels you need to know. Meet the mega-preppers . Tour a $3 million bomb shelter . What's the secret reason men prep?   Must-have weapons when SHTF. Doomsday advice from Tony Spumonte .  And more!!!

What   urge  really  drives men ?  (It's not sex .) Larry sentences an elephant to death.   Larry tells a giant  to   f**k off .  Noah's Ark of Death  - the untold story. A guy  skydives without a parachute , and  lives!   Larry discovers  hippies' secret hideout .  Advice that could  make your career . Cuddly,  herbivore bears that kill .  Larry's life-saving   "Hey Watch This"   app - and why yo...

Your "safe space" -- the SKOOL episode. Larry throws down with a  he-women gang - and it gets ugly . Time travel with Floyd Mayweather. Larry goes Country but can't escape the mob .  Does Tony Spumonte have Larry's back? Larry discovers a guitar god . How to win negotiations . How to light the jets on your career . Is education worth the price? Larry outs Ivy League dumbos. Are you college materia...