That LARRY SHOW

SCANDAL CLAUS - Larry's musical uppercut to icons destroyed by sexual misconduct • Why Larry needs YOUR help - NOW! • How social media may destroy mankind • Larry attends a Christmas parade in 83 degree heat • Facing your Ghosts of Christmas Past • Why Bethlehem is L.A.'s twin city • Why all gifts are crap • The TNS Dojo 2018 Tour - why it MUST happen • All this and MORE!

A woman forces Larry to dance and tries to drown him in vomit • Larry is sexually harassed (again!) at the company holiday party • Gifts that say "I like you... sorta" • How to attend (but not attend) holiday parties •  How getting religion can get you out of an awkward Christmas dinner • When the box is more important than the gift • Your PRE-HOLIDAY primer - listen or suffer - the choice is your...

How Charlie acquired a 35 - woman harem - and you can too! • When America hoped Manson would kill Geraldo Rivera • What makes a Manson chick a Manson chick • Why Ted Kennedy & Charles Manson were similar • Why Elizabeth Warren could be a Manson chick • Why Charles Manson was the rock star of psycho killers • What is the Manson challenge and are  you up for it? How Hollywood triggered Charles Manso...

Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you •  Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football : the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 minutes shorter this year? • Live leaked recording of a Thanksgiving stabbing • How to protect yourself from a crappy Thanksgiving • Larry's can't miss side-dishes • All this and MORE in this MUST LIS...

Why mankind is doomed • Who is to blame? • Why Hollywood is a sewer • Find out what Larry knows about 2 guys on the Hollywood shame list • Why Louis CK is an unfunny turd • What you can and cannot say during seduction • SHAME STOPPERS - Larry's new Shark Tank business you'll want to invest in • Sex robots: are they the answer? • Discover who is on Larry's hit list • All this and more!!!

Trapped in a dark, rat-infested basement... how does Larry escape? • What to do when your idiot boss is a "company man" • How to identify (and avoid) company men • Tell-tale words that company men use • What job titles actually reveal about the job • When quitting is the only option • When and how to leave on bad terms •  How Larry got conned into a lousy part-time job • All this and MORE!!!

How Larry beat the house • Larry's "system" • Can you make  your own luck? • Larry's numbers racket • How gamblers are created • Larry's winning streak • Why do gamblers gamble? (It's NOT to make $$) • How you can beat the house • The 2 kinds of gamblers • Where can you find more drama than all of Broadway? All this and more!

Larry & Tony Spumonte visit Houdini's grave - does Tony leave another body there? • How Larry saved Halloween - and you can too • Why Larry Trick or Treated at the butcher • Larry's 1st Halloween - what was his costume? • Screw VR - get Larry's Wish Fulfillment Glasses absolutely free! (Listen for instructions) • All this a more!!!!

Larry roasts the ragers • An inside look at the L.A. Road Rage • The test that separates the cool from the creepy • What are Dick's fans really like? • What really unites and divides us? • Dumped? Here's what to do • Sick of "big leaguers? " Here's how to flip them • All this and MORE!

Larry meets Hef • Larry goes to the Playboy Mansion •  Discover why Hef was a NERD and a CUCK and driven by RAGE • Larry meets his first Playboy Playmate (at 15!) • What's really happening in Vegas post massacre ? • View the tip of the bullsh*t-berg • How to deal with shy chix - and what makes them shy? All this and more!!!

If you listen to only a single episode of this show... make it this one. Thank you and God bless us all.

Larry bartends for a murder victim • What was in Johnny Fontana's notebook that made Larry hate government? • Who pulled guns on Larry, and why? • What Larry knows about Goodfellas that Scorsese doesn't • What was behind the exit door at the mob bar ? • Why did Larry sleep through college? • Will Larry reveal the secret of the world's greatest burger ? • How did Dave the Fence cure a cough? • All...

Triage/ first aid for a busted heart • How to armor yourself emotionally • How to get over a bad romance - fast • How to win the games females play • The season that may force Larry to leave So Cal •  How Larry's autumn leaf burnings caused the establishment of the EPA • How to make yard work fun with DIY pyrotechnics  • The (now) banned story that made Larry fall in love with autumn • All this an...

How to sling BS like a master • Which chicks should you dump • How to re-set with a babe when she's already written you off • Pretentious words we hate • Larry rewrites the Gettysburg Address (Lincoln fans will be rip-sh*t) • Head slap moments • What's a "thought rut" and how to dig yourself out of it." • Re-wiring your mind and your vocabulary to win at work and love • How to make winning a habit...

Larry takes on 2 man-hating broads at a supermarket and wins • Words you must NEVER use at the TNS Dojo. • Elvis shot his sports car : why you should, too • Larry's Clark Griswold moment • How to vanquish a female who thinks she is superior • Can you judge a head case by her clothing? • Femme fashions that signal "psycho." Which demo is most often victims of violence? (hint: it's NOT women.) All t...

What are the 3 worst words in the English language? • Why Larry hates Labor Day (and you should too)  • What does Labor Day really mean?  • Why is it a Commie holiday ? • What happens when you turn 30? • How do you keep it from happening to you? • What do women say when they turn 30? • When is it time to quit your job? • How do you know when some chick is the one  •  All this and more!

How to find "the one" for you • How to disentangle   from a bad romance • 7 words that can keep you from wrecking your life • How self - reliance lets you choose a life mate  on your terms • The difference between friends and acquaintances • Why mood-levelers are poison • How to enjoy your own company • How to enjoy dining alone • @ Commie words never to use at the TNS Dojo • After this episode yo...

Interview with Kim Jung Un's personal hooker • The EXACT date of WW III revealed • Why Kim Jong Un is the HERO WE NEED • What's in Kim Jong Un's cargo container-sized toy chest? • The "special place" where Kim likes to be touched • Why Dennis Rodman is our only hope • Who was Larry's personal boogeyman? • Why you should embrace the apocalypse • How Kim compares to other boogeymen • Is Kim a cross...

East Germany, c. 1970 = the new normal • On Planet Snitch accused = guilty • Hear an audio file from inside  Lena Dunham's skull •What is Zersetzung , and why are we living it? • What single word unmasks PC pukes?  • Who invented doxing? • What is the code of Omerta?  • What does a massive urinal have to do with fixing a tattle-tale? • Why TOS is sh*t • What to say when cretins quote "policy" • Al...

GOD RE-BRANDED... as Tony Spumonte! • Take a ride... in Tony Spumonte's inter-dimensional Cadillac • Give Us This Day Our Daily Gnocchi • Why God has become hip as a flip phone • How to win a Lottery • What is the Splat Calculator? • Tweeting your prayers • If Tony Spumonte saves the world will he still be a criminal? • Who created the Cosmic Cherry Bomb? • Why Karma is Krap • The good, sustainabl...

Who is Brenda the Bride and what does she want from Larry? What wisdom does he give her and all single chix? What's the Krell Brain Boost and why does Elon Musk need it? Why is Elon Musk a pinhead ? Is Larry's local supermarket a portal to another dimension? Who's Ravishing Rashmi and how pointy is she? How did Larry miss being killed by a NYC bus, witness a double homicide that looked like an eff...

Why dogs are better than people • How a dog ruined Larry's Christmas, and his father's car , yet delivered this show to you • Why Larry loved Freddy, the world's most psychotic, homicidal canine  (and you will too) • What did Larry find in a junkyard that became an article of clothing he wore for years? • Is Trixie a dog name, a hooker name, or both? Meet Mama Jenkins, a .12 gauge totin' maniac wh...

Larry's prank call that had NYC cops chasing their tails •  The mass-suicide that was hilarious! • Why YOU are in a CULT and don't even know it • Which cult did Larry escape from? • How a creepy, talentless dwarf got a harem (and you can, too!) • The cult that hitched a ride on a comet • What to wear to heaven • Why St. Peter cares about your shoes • The pointy chix who fought for Larry's soul  •...

Like free speech? Like seeing a billion dollar Goliath get its ass kicked by a David with a microphone? Then this your episode. 5 fast minutes of brutal, head-snapping, lie-pummeling truth. CNN hits the Dojo floor like the rotting cadaver it is. T.N.S, baby!

The martial art chicks use to kick your ass • How social media can trigger a diabetic coma • The phrase that separates liars from truth tellers • How Larry's pal was lobotomized by a pointy chick • What is the " truth app? " • Life hacks from the dojo • What do serial killers and super-heroes have in common? • What's in the tortilla chip bag that made Larry's kid puke ? •   All this and more!