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A man taped his wife to a chair in the basement because he wanted to watch football in peace, apparently not understanding that courts and paperwork exists for exactly this reason. Also: If it occurs to you to tape your wife to a chair for some peace and quiet, maybe that marriage isn’t for you. Brian tells a "fun" story about an old girlfriend and football. Brian’s cock and balls have changed col...

Finally, Jocktober comes home. This week, TGO Radio looks back at TGO Radio, an episode recorded in early September 2010 (season four, episode fourteen). Brian’s voice is high, the show sounds like shit, and it’s all we can do to get through it without a ritualistic suicide. Brian has to get a quicky colonoscopy to make sure he doesn’t have cancer, but if he does have it, he’s going to do his best...

Before we can even get to Jocktober, Brian is cursing the equipment and swearing he’s going to replace everything before next year. But then we get down to business: 99.5 FM’s “Smiley in the Morning,” from Indianapolis. Co-host Nikki has a celebrity gossip segment that eventually gets into the Tom Cruise movie Digger. Neil Young says it’s one of the best movies he’s ever seen, like that’s some kin...

Last week we urbaned it up for Jocktober, so this week we bring you Fargo, North Dakota’s “The Morning Playhouse,” quite possibly the whitest show in morning radio history. While we’re at it, is there anything funnier than that dummy getting killed by the tiger? The Playhouse has a word of the day that ends up being several words. The Playhouse also has a relationship advise segment, which is a ta...

Be sure to secure the Waffle Houses, because Jocktober is getting urban this week, as we visit Boston’s “The GetUp Crew.” It’s a dynamic completely unknown in the radio world, where they have a regular guy, a probably wacky sports guy, and a hole to keep them in line. You won’t believe it. Like last week’s show, and maybe a million other shows across the country, The GetUp Crew has a “Second Date...

Brian has talked about doing it for almost the whole life of this show, and this year we’re finally doing it: Jocktober. It was an Opie and Anthony tradition where they analyzed bad radio from across the country, and it’s finally made its way down to us. Here are some highlights to entice you to listen: This week we’re listening to Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Brian runs down their cast bios...

This week’s show opens with a story about a man who basically pepper sprayed an entire row of people in a movie theater, and continues with: Brian recalls the story of the writer who yanked some stranger’s phone out of their hand and threw it away. The boys went to see Baby Metal in Michigan. A mention of Skid Row leads the boys into a discussion of butt rock bands, Betty Boop, and Olive Oyl. Bria...

Brevard County’s 2025 Deputy of the Year has pictures of himself giving a Nazi salute and wearing a Hitler mustache, and that’s not even close to the worst shit he did. Also: If you were a girl raised without a Dad who loved you, you do what that deputy’s ex-girlfriend agreed to do sexually. Yeesh. The boys reflect on Inglourious Basterds and … Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Spiro Agnew resigned t...

A “disruptive passenger” was duct taped to his seat after dropping N-bombs and “lashing out” at staff – wouldn’t you know, the boys think he should have been thrown out. Not to mention: TGO Radio finally watches the video of the guy in the paper Burger King crown for the first time. When Brian is Dictator, people who act up on airplanes will be immediately executed. Brian: “They’re going to have M...

We’re proud (?) to present a Video Store this week, watching season two episode two of the “reality” show Jay and Pamela. It follows Jay and Pamela, who have brittle bone disease and have to go around in motorized wheelchairs, as they and their Central Casting friends prepare for Jay’s 30th surprise birthday celebration. Also covered: The King drops by to discuss midgie puss; the upshot is unsurpr...

49ers owner Jed York proves you’re never too wealthy to go slumming for pussy. Or, as Jeff says, you’re never so wealthy that you can’t eat at McDonald;s. Also this week: The Cos and Lemon pop up at the same time, creating the TGO Multiverse. Are we doing anything on Election Night? Topol, the smoker’s tooth polish. Brian hit the wall at work, b/w driving in a circle doesn’t impress Jeff. Jeff has...

This week’s show is completely off the rails (in a fun way), starting with a bear breaking into a woman’s home to steal her leftover KFC, and continuing with: Gangs, Teams, bear experts, and broskis. Brian could never have been a gay. In an unheard of series of events, the boys had lunch together and are going to a concert next month. Godsmack discussion, b/w local rock radio loved Godsmack and Lo...

It’s not as much of a surprise as it should be that a preacher was banging an underage boy; the plot twist is that the man of god has HIV and didn’t tell anyone. Also this week: James Gregory and filling up the gas tank. The boys debate starting a gay dating app called Pillow Biters, b/w gay sex in Nazi Germany. Sugar Drop grapes. Brian has dumped out in every bathroom at his new job. Jeff’s got n...

Once again this week, more old men are getting swindled by young pussy, except this time the girl is arrested for stealing from, basically, everyone she meets. And more: This show really needs a gay to explain things. Not a character, but a real gay. The Asian noise. Magic Shell and the Cock Sock, b/w Marvin the Martian cock toppers. We finally address Jeff’s throat rattle and sniffing on the show...

You’re never too old to learn a lesson. For example: If you’re a 67-year-old man looking for a “sugar baby,” you’ve got to expect things will go south on you. Also for you this week, our humble listeners: You’re never too old to get a twitch in your pants over a dreamy young man. Brian is back at the casino on a regular basis. We haven’t played Jeff’s intro all season long … UNTIL TODAY! Whoooo!!!...

Brian didn’t feel like doing show prep this week, so the boys spent a whole day trying to decide which videos to watch. And we got there, also talking about: Branch Rickey and light minor league baseball talk. Jeff thinks the boys should take colonoscopy prep together. The first video is showing kids how to be good people, and obviously we’re not good people. Brian likes to run red lights. Western...

At what age should you know never to swim in any small, muddy body of water in Florida? Sooner than 31, we say. Way sooner. Also: Brief July 4th conversation, and Brian once again busts Jeff’s balls for his toilet paper Kleenex gimmick. The guy in Ft. Wayne, Indiana who cut his cock off, set it on fire, and used it to set a garage on fire, b/w Boston Corbett castrated himself. An Oklahoma woman gr...

What better way to celebrate America’s birthday than by taking the week off? But fear not, we’ve recorded a Video Store of us watching an episode of “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” where they discuss the Kennedy assassination. Eventually we lose patience with this low IQ dummy and tap out, but before then, we’re having a great time. Have a listen. (Recorded June 4 for broadcast July 3.)

This week, an absolute pimp of an 85-year-old man was caught in his tiny car, smoking a cigarello, and driving 110 miles per hour in a 45. He was arrested (along with another guy) for drag racing. (We have the video of his arrest, too.) Also: Brian is obsessed with Hollywood Graveyard. Brian made a serious tactical error trying to do something adventurous at work, and learned a lesson. Light baseb...

First up this week, a Pasadena cop was jerking around and shot another cop in the shoulder, proving once again that every police force in America should implement an IQ test. Also: Dead Pool Update: Gene Shalit died, and team Brian takes a 2-1 lead. Brian speculates on the sex lives of Kermit and Miss Piggy. A Dick Cavett correction. An HOA voted to exterminate hundreds of geese, and the boys are...

This week’s episode was recorded last New Year’s Eve, in case we needed an “emergency” show during the 2026 season. And we did. Listen as the Boys discuss: Brian was newly unemployed, and Jeff is surprised he's not living in the studio. Light football talk. People being loud. Jeff stepped in dog shit, and actively has a stroke while describing it, we think. When pets die. Light teevee talk. Judy H...

This week, the boys learn that the best way to deal with a woman who wants to leave you is to demolish your own house. Also: Jeff had to take care of a drunken asshole at a baseball game. (By the way, if you feel the need to get hammered at a minor league baseball game, check yourself into a program.) Brian saw a fatso falling and rolling down a hill, and it was one of the greatest moments of his...

It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also: Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!” Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl. Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week). Jeff hates this guy he wo...

On the Rousey v. Carano fight, Brian didn’t even have a chance to get his pants down. Also this week: Jeff was sick but is feeling better | a late breaking story about a landlord who was banging some woman in his tenant’s living room | Brian loves sluts | Follow Up: A study finds that people who love corporate speak aren’t smart | before he loses his house, Brian says he’s going to blown a load in...

Welcome to year 22 and episode 400! Fun show this week (except for the part where Brian thinks he’s going to lose his house): Let’s break down that 400 episodes, and it’s some sad shit | sucking dick and balls from the back | Brian’s natural enemy is an old man at Staples | the boys hate corporate speak | Jeff is getting his retirement plan together | a Secret Service agent was jerking off in a Mi...