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At what age should you know never to swim in any small, muddy body of water in Florida? Sooner than 31, we say. Way sooner. Also: Brief July 4th conversation, and Brian once again busts Jeff’s balls for his toilet paper Kleenex gimmick. The guy in Ft. Wayne, Indiana who cut his cock off, set it on fire, and used it to set a garage on fire, b/w Boston Corbett castrated himself. An Oklahoma woman gr...

What better way to celebrate America’s birthday than by taking the week off? But fear not, we’ve recorded a Video Store of us watching an episode of “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” where they discuss the Kennedy assassination. Eventually we lose patience with this low IQ dummy and tap out, but before then, we’re having a great time. Have a listen. (Recorded June 4 for broadcast July 3.)

This week, an absolute pimp of an 85-year-old man was caught in his tiny car, smoking a cigarello, and driving 110 miles per hour in a 45. He was arrested (along with another guy) for drag racing. (We have the video of his arrest, too.) Also: Brian is obsessed with Hollywood Graveyard. Brian made a serious tactical error trying to do something adventurous at work, and learned a lesson. Light baseb...

First up this week, a Pasadena cop was jerking around and shot another cop in the shoulder, proving once again that every police force in America should implement an IQ test. Also: Dead Pool Update: Gene Shalit died, and team Brian takes a 2-1 lead. Brian speculates on the sex lives of Kermit and Miss Piggy. A Dick Cavett correction. An HOA voted to exterminate hundreds of geese, and the boys are...

This week’s episode was recorded last New Year’s Eve, in case we needed an “emergency” show during the 2026 season. And we did. Listen as the Boys discuss: Brian was newly unemployed, and Jeff is surprised he's not living in the studio. Light football talk. People being loud. Jeff stepped in dog shit, and actively has a stroke while describing it, we think. When pets die. Light teevee talk. Judy H...

This week, the boys learn that the best way to deal with a woman who wants to leave you is to demolish your own house. Also: Jeff had to take care of a drunken asshole at a baseball game. (By the way, if you feel the need to get hammered at a minor league baseball game, check yourself into a program.) Brian saw a fatso falling and rolling down a hill, and it was one of the greatest moments of his...

It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also: Brian wants to Video Store “It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum”and “Heil Honey I’m Home!” Brian may finally have a job, b/w the casino and reflecting on that girl. Grok gave the boys a script for the show (which we’re going to perform next week). Jeff hates this guy he wo...

On the Rousey v. Carano fight, Brian didn’t even have a chance to get his pants down. Also this week: Jeff was sick but is feeling better | a late breaking story about a landlord who was banging some woman in his tenant’s living room | Brian loves sluts | Follow Up: A study finds that people who love corporate speak aren’t smart | before he loses his house, Brian says he’s going to blown a load in...

Welcome to year 22 and episode 400! Fun show this week (except for the part where Brian thinks he’s going to lose his house): Let’s break down that 400 episodes, and it’s some sad shit | sucking dick and balls from the back | Brian’s natural enemy is an old man at Staples | the boys hate corporate speak | Jeff is getting his retirement plan together | a Secret Service agent was jerking off in a Mi...

To celebrate TGO Radio's 21st anniversary, we're going to revisit a "worst of" episode from 2016, including a clip from the only episode Brian ever recorded alone.