Terrible Person

Gary and Selena open with economic paranoia, collapsing currency, and why the cost of food feels disconnected from reality. Inflation, grocery prices, and the slow panic of everyday survival set the tone as they spiral into how fast money stops meaning anything. They dig into conspiracy culture, NASA skepticism, ocean theories, giant squid myths, and why deep water feels scarier than space. The co...

Gary and Selena spiral through a Budweiser Zero fueled blackout that raises serious questions about sobriety, fake beer confidence, and how easy it is to feel drunk without alcohol. What starts as a harmless nonalcoholic experiment turns into stories about public embarrassment, grocery store paranoia, and realizing your brain can betray you faster than your body. They move into celebrity decay and...

Gary and Selena kick off the Budweiser Zero experiment and immediately test whether sobriety is more mental than physical. What begins as curiosity around nonalcoholic beer spirals into fake blackouts, placebo intoxication, and realizing how easy it is to feel drunk without alcohol. They unpack aging anxiety, sobriety identity, and the creeping dread of getting older while still feeling unprepared...

Gary and Selena spiral through supply shortages, wet wipes, and the reality of wiping without toilet paper as they revisit pandemic panic, empty shelves, and how quickly normal life breaks down when basic systems fail. They unpack hygiene desperation, gas station survival runs, and why wet wiping feels wrong on a spiritual level. The conversation turns darker with train derailments, water contamin...

Gary and Selena kick off the peanut butter saga with domestic chaos, cabinet smears, dirty spoons, and the rage that comes from discovering mystery food residue in shared spaces. Peanut butter becomes a symbol for irritation, passive aggression, and the breakdown of household peace. They argue over naps, noise, sleep schedules, and reality television volume while dissecting the mental toll of nons...

tructures. They discuss unsolved aviation questions, the rumored fifth plane, government investigations, cockpit access, box cutters, and unanswered inconsistencies that still surface decades later. The conversation turns toward true crime and internet fame with discussions of violent headlines, rapper controversies, shock value culture, and how notoriety now replaces accountability. They examine...

Gary and Selena question reality from the jump, digging into whether anything in modern life is real or if everything has been flattened into noise, branding, and distraction. They explore simulation thinking, alien origin theories, genetic manipulation, and the idea that humanity may be the result of outside experimentation rather than natural evolution. Dinosaurs, fossils, extinction timelines,...

Gary and Selena spiral through internet culture, celebrity obsession, and media chaos as the conversation drifts from online sex economies to global politics and modern surveillance. They break down the mechanics of OnlyFans fame, influencer culture, and how attention gets monetized while questioning why certain people rise while others disappear. The discussion moves into celebrity scandals, publ...

Gary and Selena explain why the regular episode schedule breaks down and why this release exists at all. They address internal tension, creative disagreement, and what happens when a recording goes sideways in real time. The episode touches on podcast direction, audience expectations, and the friction that comes from trying to balance honesty, boundaries, and momentum. They talk about online podca...

Gary and Selena continue the direct confrontation with a romance scammer and break down what happens once contact is made and the script starts to crack. They talk through the psychology of romance scams, emotional manipulation tactics, and how scammers respond when their control is challenged. The episode moves through real time reactions, misdirection, stalling tactics, and the moment communicat...

Gary and Selena open the first confrontation with a romance scammer and break down how modern online scams operate in real time. The episode explains how romance scams start, how trust is manufactured, and why gift card requests are a major warning sign. Gary shares firsthand experience dealing with a scammer connected to someone close to him and walks through how manipulation escalates once money...

Fifteen minute cities, centralized living, and the long running push toward urban density spark a deep dive into whether governments are slowly steering people away from rural land and independent living. Train derailments, environmental contamination, and long term land damage raise questions about who benefits when entire regions become unlivable. Celebrity culture takes a hard turn with headlin...

Gary and Selena spiral through celebrity conspiracy, internet culture, and the strange intersection of fame, scandal, and media narratives. They revisit long running debates around Michael Jackson, music industry corruption theories, and the idea that powerful institutions protect their own. The conversation branches into Robin Williams, Spielberg era Hollywood, and how certain actors rise to mass...

Gary and Selena react to a viral TED talk proposing a new way to teach sexual education by comparing intimacy to pizza instead of the classic baseball metaphor. They break down the strange logic behind the argument, question whether anyone actually learns about relationships this way, and explore how education, culture, and language shape the way people think about sex. The conversation drifts int...

Gary and Selena open with a chaotic state of the podcast, reacting to criticism, online reviews, and the strange expectations listeners bring when shows evolve. The conversation jumps between internet outrage, celebrity culture, and the constant churn of bizarre headlines that dominate the news cycle. They react to stories involving Farrah Abraham, Rihanna’s Super Bowl performance backlash, Madonn...

Gary and Selena dive into the aftermath of Valentine’s Day with stories about strange restaurant experiences, overpriced drinks, and the bizarre realities of trying to celebrate a holiday that feels more like a marketing event than anything romantic. The conversation jumps from awkward service encounters to the strange economics of dining out, expensive soda, and the weird energy of holiday crowds...

Gary and Selena react to a chaotic week filled with strange news, internet scams, and everyday disasters inside their apartment. The conversation opens with the aftermath of Valentine’s Day, two cats causing complete destruction, and the unexpected responsibility of cleaning cat disasters while trying to keep the show on track. Gary shares the story of a real phone call with a Nigerian scammer and...

Gary and Selena open with Super Bowl energy, American pride jokes, and a conversation about conspiracy culture after being labeled an “all right” podcast. From there, the chaos escalates. They revisit Taxi Driver, controversial director cameos, and the strange real-life obsession that led to John Lennon’s murder. The episode shifts into celebrity headlines, including Alec Baldwin’s legal troubles,...

Gary and Selena open with Super Bowl week chaos, Phoenix Open madness, and headlines swirling around the “big game.” They dive into claims about human trafficking spikes tied to major sporting events, celebrity spectacle culture, and the darker side of massive global gatherings. From there, the conversation shifts to Sam Smith’s Grammy performance, Beyoncé’s dominance at the awards, and the uneasy...

Gary and Selena dive into a series of disturbing and bizarre stories surrounding predators, scandals, and celebrity controversy. They react to accusations involving Harvey Weinstein and Oprah after singer Seal calls out Hollywood’s long-rumored culture of abuse. Gary and Selena also unpack the Casey Anthony documentary and the unresolved questions surrounding the death of Caylee Anthony, revisitin...

Gary and Selena spiral through everything from ear problems and near-miss DUIs to guns being pulled during traffic stops and chaotic high school memories. What starts with hearing issues turns into stories about police encounters, teenage stupidity, teachers quitting mid-semester, and the strange reality of never getting caught when you probably should have. Gary and Selena also react to viral con...

Gary and Selena spiral through red-eye flights, first class chaos, and tornado turbulence on the way to Alabama. Edibles before takeoff, dry mouth at 30,000 feet, adaptive cruise control rage through Oklahoma and New Mexico, and a pet-friendly hotel meltdown after losing a cat inside a metal bed frame. Add Cracker Barrel meatloaf, a disastrous steakhouse tip, and a pizza-in-bed Goodfellas night, a...

Gary and Selena dive straight into chaos, starting with awkward conversations about Little Women of LA, OnlyFans, and the psychology behind fetish culture. They debate relationships between little people and full-size partners, question internet obsession, and immediately spiral into Google searches that probably should not have happened. From there it only gets weirder. Gary gets peed on by a tin...

Gary and Selena kick things off with a chaotic episode recorded on a tight deadline before a cross-country road trip. Travel plans, overnight drives, Alabama visits, and birthday week chaos set the tone as Gary prepares for a long drive across the country while Selena tries to keep the show somewhat on track. The episode quickly spirals into listener voicemails, a wild phone call with the Critter...

Gary and Selena ring in the new year with an engagement story that starts at a bowling alley and ends with a surprise proposal before midnight. They break down the exact moment it happened, the custom ring details, the shock factor, and the immediate regret of forgetting the ring at home the next morning. The night continues with drunk voicemails from Wyoming, recorded snoring evidence, and a deba...