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Hello, Darlings! We have a NEW Season of Housewives!!! We are back, and it feels so good. New OC means Shannon's hand waving, my confusion towards Travis and Gina, and Tamra being angry. Let's get into everything from the first episode, and what we think the new Season will bring. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! It has been nearly a month since we last spoke, let's talk about what has been going on. I love you. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! Guys...1.2 Million in back taxes...That is all that I can think about. A $17,000/Month mortgage...I NEED TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE'S INCOMES!!! In other news, I'm chatting about Nia's voice, the obsession with Brittany, and Danny's ripped knee jeans. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! Take a pinch of "NYC Prep", add a dash of early 2000's, and mix in Real Housewives kids...BRILLIANT. Guys...I am very excited about this...let's get into this monotone mess. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! I'm popping in so we can chat about the Breaking News in the world of Bravo. IT IS IMPORTANT WORK!!! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! We are back in the heat of The Valley (and the gloom of a windy beach day in Malibu) to watch Janet and Jason cry. We are thrown into a party for Enchiladas (?), at what appears to be Arianna and Tom's house, and we watch Janet threaten to go against Kristen...oh...no... Jax shows up in a FaceTime and reminds us that he is a reprehensible monster. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Hello, Darlings! We are back in the 100 degree Summer heat of The Valley. And it feels so good...and sweaty. We get some jump scares seeing old VPR faces, and Brittany decides that, "No Fin Else Matters." Oh. Dear. I ponder the reality that there are women out there that will still sleep with Jax, and feel horror at the fact that the mortgage on that horror house is $14,000.00/month. Enjoy! Hosted...

Hello, Darlings! Ok...I get why people dislike Janet now... This episode of "The Valley" was full of repetition, and old VPR faces popping up. Kyle and Scheana and her Stanley Cup. A new monster appeared in this episode, and of course he was a "Life Coach" (who blamed a woman for a man calling her a slut). Gotta love these Bravo folks doing anything but going to a professional psychotherapist. Als...

Hello, Darlings!! We are going to start off by comparing Nara Smith's "What's In My Bag" to mine...Spoiler, my bag contains gummy bears, and hers has love notes... Also, THE VALLEY IS AMAZING! Jesse drinking two bottles of Champs before 11 am, Michelle screaming that Jesse has a gay man paying his bills (?), and Zack being a ginger. Ugh, I love it. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Hello, Darlings! I want to say a HUGE thank you for all of the Birthday messages!-I LOVE YOU!! I'm here to chat BravoCon, an update about Lydia's brother's death, and Sonja Morgan tried to get out of a $1,000.00 dinner bill-SHE'S BEEN IN PR HER WHOLE LIFE! Oh, dear.... Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! We are back to discuss this week's episode of The Valley! So, here's the thing...there are heightened emotions, rage texts, ovulation, a case of Prosecco, however, the greatest thing is that we have finally solved the mystery of Jesse's Pomeranian tattoo. Let's get into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! The Valley is back...and Jax free! Kristen and Officer Luke (Civil War), are spreading secrets and sucking up to Jesse while not realizing that Jesse is totally using them. Duh. Michelle is being told that she is a lady of the night, Janet has a birthday at Dave and Busters (in Northridge), and I love this show. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! Here is a SNEAK PEEK of today's Patreon episode, in which I dive into a true crime case that has military killers, blackmail, and a terrified young couple. Join Patreon now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! We are back to examine the members of High Society, and we are greeted with a familiar Bravo face...Devorah Rose. This episode of High Society contains MAJOR Dale moments including her chasing a Prince through a New York Gala. Jules sleeps until 1:30pm and calls people "disgusting", so nothing changes with her. Join me as we navigate the dark world of these "socialites". Enjoy! Ho...

Hello, Darlings! We need to do a little catch up, a good goss sesh and talk about what we should all watching. The Bravo news never takes a day off, and neither should we. Let's get into it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! The first episode was dark, and this episode of The Valley was...pitch black. All of these players have horrendous character traits, and then something drags us back to them...except Jesse. Jesse terrifies me. The house of Jax and Brit is haunted by lipstick laden glasses, coke residue and anger. Pure anger. Let's get into it!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Hello, Darlings! This is a Sneak Peek of my Subscriber Only Patreon Episodes in which I dive into True Crime cases that are not so well known. A Pastor with 3 kids, a happy couple with a love of the Baptist Church, and a killer on the loose. Let's get into it. To Listen To The Full Episode Now! Join Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! I told you that I will be covering every episode of the one (and only) Season of iconic 2010 Reality Gold " High Society" , however, I cannot wait until a week passes to share another episode. So here I am. LET ME LIVE!! The monsters from Episode 1 are monstering just as bad, and I will take you into the world of the long suffering people who surround Jules Kirby including a house...

Hello, Darlings! WOWZA. Do I have a TREAT for you. You all know about my love for early 2000's unhinged Reality Shows, and I believe that I have stumbled up true greatness. This show only ran for 1 Season and follows our darling Tinsley Mortimer as she divorced Topper. We see Tins out and about in NYC with her sister Dabney and some absolutely HORRIFIC friends. I mean, wouldn't-be-allowed-on-TV-to...

Hello, Darlings! It is time for us to catch up on the Bravo world, gossip and everything Pop Culture. I am discussing the latest on the shocking news of RHOC's brother's murder, what happened to make Meredith get suspended from RHOSLC, Garcelle's mass unfollowing and much more. Let's get into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! This is a FREE snippet of one of this week's Patreon episodes for all of you beautiful listeners who may be debating whether you want to join our Patreon Cult Club! Remember, when you Subscribe to Patreon you will get TWO extra episodes a week, all TRUE CRIME. Enjoy! Join Now Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Darlings! We are at the Final Part of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Thank God that we have "The Valley", because we are Housewife-less apart from RHOA!! Why can we not have ALL franchises on at ALL times?!?! I was tuned out of the first part of this Reunion, but was right back in when Erika was discussing her son, and Tom. Kyle says everything about Mau, without saying anything directly...

Hello, Darlings! Can you believe that we are back in The Valley?!?!? Well, we are! We are smack dab back in NoHo and Valley Village and ready to see Jax be maniacal, Kristen get engaged and pregnant, a lot of fighting, a lot of screaming...I can't wait! WARNING: I am in A MOOD, so I cannot be held responsible for what I say in this episode such as: -They are all monsters -Michelle has an annoying...

Hello, Darlings! We have reached the end. We have spent TWO MONTHS watching this show...Do I regret it? Absolutely not (Cappucina!) This is another head scratching episode in which you can never understand really what is going on from one scene to another it's all happening, but nothing is happening. Nevertheless, I get into every random conversation they have from Woody Allen(!) stories to "Baldw...

Hello, Darlings! We are at the point of the middle of the Reunion 3-parter, and this second part always seems like a filler. We do get Tilly snacking away and talking about her jewels, and THANK GOD we have Kathy in a cape brushing her teeth with an eyebrow brush. Oh, an amethyst keeps jumping out of Kyle's hand. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.