Temporally Scripted

Send us Fan Mail What a week. The Epstein files have dropped and it's absolutely mental. 3 million documents, connections to everyone from Mandelson to the Royal Family, and some of it reads wilder than fiction. This week on Temporarily Scripted, we're digging into what's actually in the files — insider trading allegations, government agency ties, and what it means for Keir Starmer&...

Send us Fan Mail ⚡ EPISODE 41! Solar storms mess with Jack's crystals, Johnson & Johnson faces 67,500 cancer lawsuits, and a one-tusked elephant in India has killed 22 people. Plus: AI caught memorizing entire copyrighted books word-for-word. ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro - Solar Storms & Jingling Crystals 03:00 Solar Flares Could Send Us to Stone Age 10:00 Johnson & Johnson Talc: 6...

Send us Fan Mail 🎉 EPISODE 40! From yogurt conspiracies to 55mph wheelie bins - we've officially lost the plot. Today: Keir Starmer's latest U-turn, creatine as "brain powder," China's AI leap, and the British engineer who made a wheelie bin go faster than most mopeds. ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro - Episode 40! Adam Makes Yogurt 05:00 Keir Starmer's Brick Card U-Turn (...

Send us Fan Mail 🎯 HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026! Our first episode of the year covers Trump's audacious Venezuela move, whether psychopaths are born or made, and ChatGPT's surprisingly boring "human for a day" fantasy.  Plus: stolen valor, Birmingham's phantom fireworks, and the Victorian diet where you just... swallow a tapeworm. ⏰ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro - New Year, Less Road R...

Send us Fan Mail 🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS from Temporally Scripted! 🎄 Our festive special covers everything from Ozempic launching in India to robo-taxis invading London, plus the most chaotic Christmas blunders in history. Grab your eggnog and settle in! 🎅 TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro - Festive Vibes & Dollar Store Christmas Trees 03:06 Ozempic Launches in India at $24.35/Week 12:03 Robo-Taxis Coming...

Send us Fan Mail A baby seal walks into a bar... no really, it happened. Plus: the UK's staggering COVID fraud scandal, mutant animals thriving in Chernobyl, and a 61-year-old legend who built a 123mph garden shed.  🔥 TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro - Old People, Missing Billions & Bar Seals 01:00 France's Aging Crisis: 1 in 3 Will Be Over 65 by 2070 05:00 COVID Money Scandal: £11 Billion L...

Send us Fan Mail Physicists at UBC claim they've mathematically ruled out the simulation hypothesis. Plus: a judge got fired for wearing an Elvis wig to court. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia explore whether reality is real, why Carl Jung is trending on TikTok, and a raccoon that got blackout drunk in a liquor store. **This episode:** ✓ UBC physicists say simulation theory is mathematically impos...

Send us Fan Mail 30,000 people paid $6 for boxes of actual cow dung on Black Friday. Meanwhile, Facebook buried a study proving their platform causes depression. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia uncover Meta's hidden mental health research and count down the wildest Black Friday disasters. **This Week's Stories:** ✓ Facebook's buried "Project Mercury" study on mental health dam...

Send us Fan Mail An AI-generated country song just hit 2.3 million monthly Spotify listeners. Plus: someone's suing for their human right to eat Vegemite in prison. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia uncover the truth behind the "first AI #1 hit" that isn't quite what it seems. Plus the week's wildest stories from ultra-processed food to North Korean executions. **In this episode...

Send us Fan Mail Someone failed their UK driving theory test 128 times, spending £3,000. The previous record was 21. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia can't believe this is real. Plus: China just wiped out Nvidia's entire business model overnight. And the world record for snapping cucumbers that absolutely nobody asked for. **In this episode:** ✓ 128 failed theory tests (was it a man or woman?...

Send us Fan Mail A $500/month robot that cleans, cooks, and guards your home just launched. Meanwhile, a comet with its engines pointing THE WRONG WAY is heading past Earth. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia break down the week's wildest developments from flooded Vietnam. Plus: Why Doug Casey says skip university, and wine for dogs is apparently a thing now. **In this episode:** ✓ Neo humanoid robo...

Send us Fan Mail Bank of England warns the AI bubble could burst. Hollywood actors threaten mass strikes. And California just made AI legally required to identify itself. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia break down why the AI hype train might be heading off a cliff. Plus: Nuns breaking out of retirement homes and a man dressed as a cat terrorising Liverpool. **In this episode:** ✓ Why actors are threat...

Send us Fan Mail We both quit 900-day Duolingo streaks. Here's what that taught us about consistency. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia explore why most people fail at consistency and what actually works for long-term change. After years of waiting for motivation, we discovered the counterintuitive truth: action breeds motivation, not the other way around. **In this episode:** ✓ Why motivation is b...

Send us Fan Mail Someone just paid $22 a month to have AI recreate their dead dad's voice. Welcome to 2025, where grief has a subscription model. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive into the week's most disturbing tech development: AI companies literally profiting from death. Plus: Conor McGregor's presidential ambitions, Chinese zoos banning TikTok for monkeys, and a drunk raccoon get...

Send us Fan Mail Rupert Murdoch just handed his $16.8 billion media empire to one son. The others get "only" $1.1 billion each. Welcome to the most expensive Christmas dinner drama ever. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dissect the week's wildest news stories with zero filter. From the Murdoch succession battle that makes Succession look tame, to a man arrested for living in an Oregon cr...

Send us Fan Mail Ten years ago, we were broken. Jack weighed 9 stone and lived on "pasta madras."  Adam's idea of meal prep was microwave noodles with beans. Today? Different story. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia share the brutally honest journey from student-level chaos to actually having their lives together.  No BS morning routines that take 4 hours, no "just manifest it"...

Send us Fan Mail Life expectancy has doubled. Poverty has plummeted. So why is everyone so damn miserable? Jack Austin and Adam Garcia tackle the uncomfortable paradox of our time: by every measurable metric, life should be amazing.  Instead, depression rates are at an all-time high, one in three young adults reports mental health issues, and suicide is the second leading cause of death for people...

Send us Fan Mail Remember when breakfast was just sugar-coated sugar with a side of sugar? Jack Austin and Adam Garcia take a hilarious journey through decades of terrible food choices, failed diets, and the shocking truth about what we fed kids in the 90s.  From Nesquik cereal (yes, the rabbit poop one) to modern carnivore diets, we share what actually worked for our health - and what definitely...

Send us Fan Mail Netflix has a body count problem, and we need to talk about it. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive into why 60% of Netflix's most popular content revolves around murder, violence, and true crime.  From Squid Game to endless serial killer documentaries, we explore how the streaming giant turned death into entertainment - and why millions can't stop watching. In this episode...

Send us Fan Mail After 2000+ hours using AI tools, here's the truth nobody wants to admit. Jack Austin (AI consultant) and Adam Garcia expose why AI is deliberately designed to seem smarter than it is.  From lazy ChatGPT responses to the real reason AI keeps apologising, this conversation cuts through the hype to reveal what's actually happening behind your $20/month subscription. In thi...

Send us Fan Mail Remember those baggy jeans that could fit two people? Yeah, we wore those. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia take a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking all the questionable choices from their 20s that now make them cringe.  From fashion disasters to festival toilets, gaming addictions to terrible life decisions - nothing is off limits in this brutally honest conversation. In this...

Send us Fan Mail Are you approaching 40 and feeling completely lost? You're not alone. Jack Austin and Adam Garcia get brutally honest about middle age, midlife crisis, and why your forties might be the best years of your life.  From the pressure to "have it all figured out" to the unexpected freedom of saying no, this conversation cuts through the BS about getting older. In this ep...

Send us Fan Mail Is the Metaverse dead or just waiting for its moment? 🥽💀 Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive into virtual reality's broken promises in this hilarious episode of Temporarily Scripted.  From Meta's $70 BILLION losses to Apple's Vision Pro flop, we explore why the "next internet" never showed up - and whether it's coming back to haunt us. In this episode,...

Send us Fan Mail Could AI save humanity or are we just dreaming? 🤖✨ Jack Austin and Adam Garcia explore the brighter side of artificial intelligence in this mind-bending episode of Temporarily Scripted.  After last week's AI apocalypse deep dive, we're flipping the script to examine how AI could usher in humanity's golden age. In this episode, we explore: How AI is revolutionizing...

Send us Fan Mail The thing is, we're all worried about AI taking over... but what if it already has? 🤖 Jack Austin and Adam Garcia dive deep into the dystopian potential of artificial intelligence - and it's way more mental than you think.  From the "dead internet theory" (spoiler: most of what you're reading online might already be fake) to AI drones hunting humans in Uk...