Teen Creeps

Guest co-host Oscar Montoya (HBOMax's Minx, Podcast Killed the Video Star) joins Kelly to talk Cherry Falls! WATCH THIS AMAZING MOVIE! They talk father-daughter martial arts chemistry, toe-biting (harder!), and affording yourself the kindness that you afford others. CW: this episode mentions sexual violence (no graphic descriptions) SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like t...

Guest cohost Meridith McNeill (Swell Boys) joins Kelly to talk R.L. Stine's The Dare! They chat unhinged girlie moments, piercing green eyes, and how rich kids get away with everything! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teen...

Guest cohost Omar Najam (Banesbreak, PowerPlay) joins Kelly to talk about R.L. Stine's First Date! They talk Hot Lizard Summer, relationship/self-love advice, and accidentally call the main character the wrong name the entire episode! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Nightmare Hall: The Roommate" by Diane Hoh. They talk loving Lacey, wearing masks, college nostalgia, and how if you're not present for the call then girl that call did not take place. *** We want to take a moment to address the June 24th, 2022 Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe versus Wade. This decision stripped away the right to have a safe and legal abortion...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street Seniors: Episode One: Let's Party" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a group of high school kids who get together at a party, and that's it that's basically all that happens and everyone lives. They talk having a disrespect kink, too many characters, escaping to the big city of Deluth, and the unstoppable trio of Patrick Melrose, Phil Burbank, and Gar...

Kelly is joined by guest cohost Brendan Milove to talk R.L. Stine's The Mind Reader, yet ANOTHER teenage psychic and older man romp! They talk shared sibling DNA (how much can we get away with, here?), very unfunny protagonists, and the funniest drowning scene in history. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps C...

Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly to talk LoDunc's The Third Eye, and they just can't get behind this one! They talk adult cops dating psychic teens, very stupid protagonists, and hatch maybe the best get rich quick (over nine months... ten?) scheme ever hatched up! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: h...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street: Missing" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of two dum dums whose parents go missing while infiltrating a MAGA cult. They talk inept FBI agents, ass kicking girlfriends, and go deep on relationships and guilt! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREE...

Kelly is joined by guest co-host Omar Najam (Banesbreak on PixelCircus, Power Play on QueueTimes) to talk Carol Ellis's Zodiac Chillers #2: Scorpio Society! They talk making enemies at Sugarfish, Father's Chocolate, and driving for the first time in a car that you had previously only ever ridden in! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Wanted!" by Caroline B. Cooney, the touching story of a girl who goes on the run when she ISN'T suspected for murder. They talk Eggbort, embarrassing memoirs, meaningless MacGuffins, the wrong way to splorp ashes, naked hideouts, and the lowest stakes run from the law in all of literature. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, mer...

This week Kelly and Katai read “Fear Street: Haunted” by R.L Stine, the touching story of a girl who falls in love with her own future murder victim, sort of. They talk ghostly timeline logistics, loser boyfriends, and find themselves in one of their shorter episodes on account of LIFE STUFF. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.pat...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Nightmare Hall: Guilty" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl who gets more outgoing after her boyfriend dies and almost gets murdered for it. They talk friends not seeing red flags, being confused about characters' family trees, stanning Allan's villain turn, squealing over your stalkee stalking you, and the complicated physics of garment bags. SUBSCRIBE TO TH...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Starstruck" by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the touching story of a girl who wins a contest to meet her favorite actor and almost gets murdered. They talk highly questionable men's fashion, being stuck in the 1940s, manic pixie dream boys, humorless Twitter killjoys, Helpful Honda terrorists, and being totally baffled as to who the killer is right up to the very end. S...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Secrets of the Shopping Mall" by Richard Peck, the touching story of a couple kids who run away from home to live in a mall and encounter some extremely cloying runaways. They talk books for babies, whether there's a supernatural element, and the muddled pro-capitalist message at the core. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, mer...

This week Kelly and Katai read “Swans in the Mist” by D.E. Athkins, the touching story of a girl whose sister marries a guy who it turns out was on the market for a teenage daughter to groom and lock in a tower… oops! They talk non-problematic V.C. Andrews, loving Lilli but feeling like she gotta die, having no use whatsoever for Jon, and Jason Ducat being the new Tiny Grandpa. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TE...

This week Kelly and Katai read “Fear Street #9: The Stepsister” by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a drip who is too dumb to know her actual sister hates her. They talk classic murder pranks, why you shouldn’t date your sister’s ex, whining about cake, and an iconic confession by way of dead bunny toss. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: ht...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Eve's Party" by Nick Turnbull, the touching story of a devil child who gets a worm put down her dress in 1936 and decides errbody gotta die. They talk Point Horror for British Babies, how one of Kelly's hypotheticals was drawn from the cultural zeitgeist, differing interpretations of Eve, shark mind control, and condensed milk and mushrooms (yum).*** ***CONTENT WARN...

This week Kelly and Katai read "The Star Group" by Christopher Pike, the touching story of five good aliens who are unfortunately not good at their jobs and one evil lizard alien who is unfortunately very good at her job. They talk being dirty little soda bitches, lizard people Excel sheets, shipping everyone with everyone, the truth of hypnotainment, and how human souls get put in bellies.*** ***...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Vampire's Love #1: Blood Curse" by Janice Harrell, the touching story of a beautiful Sloppy Joe vampire who falls in love with a human boy. They talk being blinded by the book length, aspirational over-identifying with the main character, having no choice but to stan Chelsea, and why you definitely shouldn't go to prom with Vlad. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Second Sight" by Sinclair Smith, the touching story of a blind girl who gets a psychic's cornea implanted into her eyeball and joins the NYPD. They talk the weird subgenre of teen girl/grizzled detective buddy cop thriller they keep encountering, not buying red herring bullshit, and accidentally rant about culture wars for about 40 minutes. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CRE...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street #31: Switched" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who switches bodies with her best friend by jumping off a wall. They talk running running running, people losing their heads, loving a sad ending, and pointy teeth hypotheticals. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/tee...

This week on the pod... cast... Kelly and Katai read "The Blindfold" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl getting her ass handed to her over and over again in an old courthouse. They talk liking the protagonist, not feeling the romance, being too stupid to just move old bones, the show Pen15, and not caring about a building. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like thi...

This week Kelly and Katai read the first of the Zodiac Chillers series, "Rage of Aquarius" by Carol Ellis, the touching story of a very average Gemini who kills all his friends in the name of his dead Aquarius girlfriend. They talk problematic red herrings, making your astrological sign your whole identity, and what they would and would not do to prevent an international incident. SUBSCRIBE TO THE...

Guest Cohost and film correspondent Oscar Montoya (Podcast Killed the Video Star, Inside the Disney Vault, Minx on HBOMax) joins Kelly to talk the 2001 slasher VALENTINE! They talk physically confusing twist endings, dangerous men in all the wrong places, and watch a David Boreanaz video! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon...

***This week Kelly and Katai were joined by SVH Correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) in reading "Sweet Valley High: Wrong Kind of Girl" by Francine Pascal (aka Kate William aka maybe someone else), the touching story of a very nice fifteen-year-old girl being tortured by a sociopathic twin with sea green eyes and a dimple in her left cheek. They talk why Jessica is the way she is, irrespon...