Teen Creeps

This week Kelly and Katai read "Night World: Witchlight' by L.J. Smith, tragically the last entry in the unfinished Night World series. It's supernatural soulmate time again, kids! They talk sad websites, embarrassing fan service, Marvel's Midnight Suns, shifting characterization, Jeremy Renner, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Avalanche" by Arthur Roth, the touching story of a boy who tries to shoot a coyote and gets snow punished. They talk forgiving the protagonist, therapizing yourself in an avalanche, and reveal the wonky recording schedule by talking about Christmas movies (and specifically 'Love, Actually') for most of the episode. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free...

Kelly and guest cohost and movie correspondent Oscar Montoya (@ozzymo) talk modern classic M3GAN! GO SEE THIS MOVIE! This depression cure-all has it all: wall-to-wall camp, unforgettable walk-ons, doll day-to-night looks, and TITANIUM! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://tw...

This week Kelly and Katai read "The Carver" by Jenny Jones, the touching story of a girl who lives near a creepy haunted copse and a creepy haunted boy with a creepy haunted knife who carves creepy wooden puppets and still the creepiest thing that happens is she ends up with her shitty ex. They talk scary scenes, ghost poisoning, how Marty is the best, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREO...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Nightmare Hall: The Wish" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl whose friends use a fortune telling machine that works by monkey paw wish laws and almost gets sucked into space by the wind. They talk annoying lack of lore details, DIY wind tunnels, confusing physics, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch,...

This week Kelly and Katai read "The Surprise Party" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who starts off trying to throw a fun surprise party for an estranged friend and ends up in a D&D sting op to catch her homicidal, cheating boyfriend. They talk sex LARPing, likable heroines, not knowing how Dungeons & Dragons is played, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad fr...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street: The Perfect Date" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a boy who meets the girl of his dreams, only to find it getting complicated by the sled-face zombie of his dead girlfriend. They talk gaslighting zombies, tucking your hard-on into your belt, being too dumb to recognize anagrams, and not needing an explanation. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON t...

This week Kelly and Katai read "The Daughter of Doctor Moreau" by Silvia Moreno-Garcia and talked questionable science ethics, lush writing, sympathetic characters, bad dads, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/t...

This week Kelly and Katai read THE SECRET BEDROOM by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who starts off trying to steal someone's boyfriend and ends up possessed by a ghost! They talk gaslighting ghosts, spooky scenes, calling your date's girlfriend to see why he stood you up, and Bloourd, the best and least known character in Shadyside. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free epi...

This week Kelly and Katai were once again joined by beloved Teen Creeps Film Correspondent Oscar Montoya (HBO Max's Minx) to discuss the movie "Barbarian." They talk creepy gender dynamics, relatable mothers, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencre...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Ski Weekend" by R.L. Stine, the thrilling story of things that all happen not on a ski weekend, but after a ski weekend, so why is this called "Ski Weekend?" They discuss not skiing, men wrestling strangers, weird men on Thanksgiving, Ariel Monroe Medical Woman, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: http...

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This week Kelly and Katai talk about Mike Flanagan's Netflix series 'The Midnight Club,' the adaptation of not one, but seven Christopher Pike books! They discuss book to series comparisons (obvi), pet themes, 90s vs Gen Z attitudes, the Garden Wife Controversy (a Twitter main character no one will remember in a month's time), and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes li...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Blood Roots" by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the touching story of an orphaned teen who returns to her ancestral Southern plantation home and finds out just how fucked up one family can be. They talk unexamined racism, ambiguous action, falling into hiding, eating your mom, and more! ***CW: racism, incest, sexual assault, cannibalism*** SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PAT...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Driver's Ed" by Caroline B. Cooney, the touching story of a pair of teens who steal a stop sign and ruin everyone's life. They talk psychological trauma, cold moms, forgiveness, how Mac is MVP of the book, and just generally gush over Cooney's writing. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/...

Katai is back from maternity leave, and she and Kelly are joined by Teen Creeps Sweetheart and Film Correspondent Oscar Montoya (HBO Max’s Minx) to discuss the 1998 film “Urban Legend!” They talk Katai’s harrowing labor experience, Rebecca Gayheart’s lip sync-worthy performance, Scream parallels, iconic deaths, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, mer...

Guest cohost Omar Najam (A Court of Fey and Flowers, 13days13shorts) joins Kelly to talk Richie Tankersley Cusick's The House Next Door! They talk murdering someone with ornamental scissors, the beauty of true love, and weigh out embarrassment over being asked out on a dare vs. the promise of immortality. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: ht...

Guest cohost Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly to talk Gallows Hill by Lois Duncan! They talk about Salem Witch Trial mass hysteria, Patrick's very own Slenderman, and weirdly a lot about 9/11! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter...

Kelly and guest cohost Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) talk Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: Who's Who? Jessica is pretending to be the punkiest punk rocker and the richiest rich sophisticate in order to date two guys at once, and Elizabeth is practicing her recorder! Plus, the most unforgivable airport sins. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and m...

Kelly and guest cohost Oscar Montoya (Minx on HBOMax) talk Happy Birthday to Me! They talk very avoidable deaths, crotch weightlifting kills, and brain poking! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.face...

Kelly and guest cohost Omar Najam (The Borros Saga: Banesbreak on PixelCircus, Dimension 20's A Court of Fey and Flowers) talk Richie Tankersley Cusick's Vampire! There are a ton of hot guys in this book, and all of them want Darcy, and only one of them is her uncle! And there are NO vampires! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.pa...

Kelly and guest cohost Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) talk Lois Duncan's Locked in Time! They talk the saddest age to be stuck living forever, hot tortured stepbrothers, and read tweets from the worst twitter account in existence (hint: we're pawfully sorry to expawse mew to this accmeownt!) SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad-free full episodes, minisode...

Guest cohost Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly to talk Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High: Hostage! They talk vigilante justice, a perfectly terrible proposal, and Regina Morrow's cruel fate! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.in...

This week Kelly and Katai read "Hang Loose" by Linda Cargill, the touching story of a girl who thinks she's being stalked by literal rope. They talk irritating dialect writing, a killer playing 4-D chess, big ol' watermelon boobs, forgetting your own ghost lore, and hating absolutely every single character. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes like this one, merch, and more:...

This week Kelly and Katai read Philip Gross's "Facetaker," the touching story of a teenage manipulator who tricks other teens into acting like assholes by vaguely implying a photo booth has powers. They talk extremely vague photo booth lore, deranged aunts, getting off on lying because you're sad, very imbalanced sacrifices, badly executed themes, and more. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to...