Teen Creeps

It's a clip show, baby! Kelly and Katai lovingly reflect on some of their favorite moments from the podcast. Clips are from: Episode 4 Christopher Pikes Chain Letter Episode 10 Christopher Pikes Remember Me Episode 21 Christopher Pikes Master Of Murder Episode 26 R.L. Stines The Babysitter Episode 28 Sweet Valley High #100: The Evil Twin with Ryan Mogge Episode 37 Richie Tankersley Cusicks Overdue...

Comedian and Podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin! They learn a lot of things in this episode: Sometimes grandmas lie! Sometimes mean teachers just want what's best for you! Sometimes you gotta go back to your roots and burn Susan! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, a...

Writer and actor Ego Nwodim joins Kelly and Katai to talk Mirror, Mirror by D.E. Athkins! They talk street-diving, elbow-cupping, and hot-dogging! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY...

Podcaster and resident SVH expert Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping, Hellmouthy) returns for Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #82: Kidnapped by the Cult! This episode has everything! Bowl til you drop! Sexy rewrites! A cult leader with the profile of a Greek god and feathered blonde hair! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps...

Writer and Podcaster Nick Wiger (Comedy Bang Bang, @Midnight, Doughboys on Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Jay's Journal by Anonymous (AKA Beatrice Sparks)! This book has it all! Boner Boys! Angel dust orgies! Mom's fresh baked bread! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.c...

Happy Halloween, Creeps! As a spooky Halloween treat, Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Halloween Night 1 and 2! These books have it all! Weird vague costumes! Murder plan fakeouts! Sequels that are exactly the same! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www....

Kelly is joined this week by guest co-host Omar Najam (13 Days 13 Shorts, Twitter: @OmarNajam) to talk R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Haunted School! This episode has it all! Fossil-drinking children! Multi-dimensional convergences! LOTS of fan-correction! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://...

Broadcaster Emma Fyffe (@EmmaFyffe) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire 3: Red Dice! They talk beautiful priests, Stone Cold Sita, and trigger warning: this podcast discusses sexual assault and harassment. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencre...

Kelly and Katai are back to Pike with The Last Vampire 2: Black Blood! This book has it all! Creepy moms! Agent Vampire! Tickle popsicles! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CR...

Kelly and Katai chat and heal from the trauma that is V.C. Andrews's My Sweet Audrina! Blood clot projectiles! Chameleon hair and haunted eyes! #VERA! For a hilarious rundown of Vera's star moments (and other VC goodness) check out casteelkidsstolemygroceries.tumblr.com and follow @possiblemermaid on Twitter! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www....

Writer and actor Mike Carlson (@phatcarlson, Podcast the Ride, coming soon to Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland! Vague ride mechanics! Famous character actor Gale Gordon! Moms that bounce back from car explosions! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREE...

Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's The Perfume! This book is OFF. THE. WALL. Ancient Egypt! Perfume Possession! Eating your twin! We want your stories! Call in with your spooky, embarrassing teen, or book-related stories at 747-333-6995 and leave us a message! We just might play yours on the podcast! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.pa...

Animator and Author Einar Baldvin (The Crawling King) joins Kelly and Katai to talk William Sleator's Interstellar Pig! A book about a summer beach vacay turned almost-space-romp! Sexy aliens, pink piggies, and sun poisoning! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod htt...

Kelly and Katai are talking Richie Tankersley Cusick's The Lifeguard! This book has all the tropes! Asshole Twist! Hannibal Lecter Would Totally Eat You! Old-timey Prospectors! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www....

The wonderful Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, The Purrrcast, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: Calling All Creeps! Our hero Ricky Beamer is the Screech of the Goosebumps world! The story may simply be a reframing of the narrative to paint Ricky as the hero! Also, bagged milk! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more:...

Kelly and Katai are talking RL Stine's Secret Admirer! This book has it all! Predator community college guys! Best friends who are slightly overweight and therefore the villain! Dating advice: if he asks you if you like jazz, LEAVE! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreeps...

Kelly and Katai chat the final-ish chapter of RL Stine's Cheerleaders series: The Third Evil! This book has it all: Catty best friend evil spirits! Doing splits on top of graves! Cutting off someone's braid and making it look like a snake! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/tee...

This week it's RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The Second Evil! Is the evil spirit back? Of course it is! Kelly and Katai discuss rakish therapists, blobby cow eyes, and the mystery of the matte black hotel room key! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagr...

Kelly and Katai talk RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The First Evil! They talk sexy Victorians, dancing in cemeteries, and boiling in showers! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEP...

It's our very first Goosebumps Wednesday! Kelly and Katai talk Goosebumps: The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena by RL Stine! Everyone's the villain but the monster! Absentee moms escape terrible families! We all learn to leave mythical creatures alone! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twit...

Kelly and Katai chat R.L. Stine's Twisted! Where sorority hazing turns into... MURDER! Sleepy beach towns! Using lipstick as concealer! Three dimensional characters, FOR ONCE! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.f...

Kelly and Katai talk Monica Hughes's INVITATION TO THE GAME! They talk boring dystopian futures, survivalism, and massage parlor etiquette! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN C...

Kelly and Katai talk Diane Hoh's The Accident! They chat gaslighting ghosts, punny pictionary, and boating boys! For those with gentle ears: this episode gets quite blue! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebo...

It's another Feral crossover event! Comedian, Actor, and Writer Drew Droege (Minor Revelations) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's THE LAST VAMPIRE! They talk camp vs. cheese, explosion escape plans (not what you think!) and kids with AIDS! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://...

Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Katai and Kelly to talk Lois Duncans THEY NEVER CAME HOME! A character drama about loss, one-eyed monsters, black tar heroin, and insurance (car and health) hacks! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreeps...