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Kelly and Katai read Silver Ravenwolf's WITCHES' NIGHT OUT and discuss arson pranks, terrible stepmothers, how hard it is to turn a profit on a restaurant, and enjoy Kelly's interaction with the Bloomberg campaign (RIP, you fucking monster). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/te...

Kelly & Katai return to the LJ Smith's Night World series with CHOSEN and proceed to drool over Quinn and Rashel's hot hot hot chemistry. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN...

Kelly and Katai welcome Sweet Valley High Correspondent Ryan Mogge back into their loving embrace to cover the duology (yes, that's a term) SWEET VALLEY HIGH: TREASURE IN DEATH VALLEY and SWEET VALLEY HIGH: NIGHTMARE IN DEATH VALLEY! They discuss horny teens, rich kids discussing finance, and Kelly and Ryan challenge Katai on what does and doesn't constitute a treasure curse. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN...

Kelly and Katai dissect R.L. Stine's BROKEN HEARTS and get into the finer points of getting horse thrown, the dangers of dating within your social circle, the quality of high school Drama wigs, and the direct correlation between not being able to try out for Brigadoon and becoming a psychopath. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/tee...

Kelly and Katai talk Dario Argento's Phenomena with comedian and writer Justin Michael (Infinity Train). It's got bugs! Glass death! Murder moms! Chimps! Sleepwalking! It's 8 movies in one dreamy mishmash of a tale starring Jennifer Connolly at her least expressionary. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CR...

Why listen to Kelly and Katai talk about R.L. Stine's The Snowman, when you can listen to the two main characters have a conversation about it in the bit that will not die? SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.faceb...

CONTENT WARNING, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S V.C. ANDREWS TIME! The Dollangangers are back in this sequel to Flowers in the Attic and shit is creepier than ever. Watch Cathy make bad decision after bad decision with not just one man, but four! We've got brothers! Adoptive dads! Ballet partners! Stepfathers! It's a camp buffet of incest, sex, waxing grandmothers, homicidal moms, and house fires. Buckle up,...

R.S.V.P. OR DIE! Kelly and Katai discuss Diane Hoh's The Invitation! It's like "The Most Dangerous Game" meets "Mean Girls" and it's pretty good! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY T...

This week Kelly and Katai read Caroline B. Cooney's THE STRANGER! And oh wow, we were not expecting what we got. There you are, thinking you're gonna read a story about a cute new boy in school who will be a murderer or something. But you're wrong. Instead you're gonna read a story about a cut new boy in school who's actually a living cave because vikings. What a treat! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEP...

Kelly and Katai read New Year's Evil by Michael August, an entry in the little known "Scream" series, which was apparently in need of a better copy editor because hoo boy, typos! They discuss how you can always tell someone's a witch by the way people don't run into them, how two pounds is all that stands between you and the dark forces, and how everyone loves a good thrall. Thank you to listener...

Kelly & Katai are taking a break to be with their families and loved ones for the holidays, but they wanted to share one of their favorite Patreon Outside Genre episodes with you! Happy New Year! Thanks so much to listener Jen K. for the book suggestion! We got another cozymystery y'all, and it is NOTHING like what we thought it would be! A best friend that is all about hookin up and makin mag...

It's the return of Shadyside's most spoiled resident, Reva Dalby! Kelly and Katai discuss her appalling lack of growth, inept kidnappers, but most importantly, they rank their favoritecrudits.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreeps...

RL Stine experts Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (Goosebumps: Welcome to Deadcast) join Kelly and Katai to discuss The Best Friend, a touching tale of a gaslighting so outrageous that Angela Lansbury herself would say, "That's too much." They also talk stunning covers, iconic RL outfits, and try to figure out what they're going to be for Christmas.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get...

Kelly and Katai dig into Joan Lowery Nixon's "The Other Side of Dark" to talk about tragic murder and dangerous drug dealers, but mostly to talk about how fucked up it would be to go into a coma at 13 and wake up as the world's hottest 17-year-old.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitte...

This week Kelly and Katai welcome regular podcast correspondent Ryan Mogge, not to talk about Sweet Valley High, but to talk about the super freaky RL Stine Fear Street trilogy "The Cataluna Chronicles!" They discuss witch trials (real ones), some of the most gruesome deaths in the whole genre, how William Parker should STFU already, and who went to the most progressive elementary school.* SUBSCRI...

Kelly and Katai discuss another gem from Kiersten White, "The Guinevere Deception," the first installment of the Camelot Rising trilogy. They talked their different shipping styles, knot magic, theorize about who Guinevere really is, and try to parse through five hundred years worth of King Arthur lore through inconclusive googling.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merc...

Kelly and Katai are joined by Baby-Sitters Club Correspondent Alice Wetterlund to discuss 'Baby-Sitters Club Mystery #2: Beware, Dawn!' And then by accident also talk about 'Baby-Sitters Club Super Mystery #2: Baby-Sitters, Beware' because the titles are way too fucking similar and Katai got confused when telling Kelly which book to read! It's fine though. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Two for...

Kelly and Katai discuss Jane McFann’s Hide and Seek, expecting a standard high school stalker story and instead getting a sad story about the inherited trauma of Vietnam! Cool! They also give a remedial lesson for 9th grade boys on how not to be dicks.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://t...

This week, Kelly and Katai give you a special peek behind the paywall with The Schoolmaster's Progress by Caroline MS Kirkland. Prim mouths! Spelling fights! Unlucky pickles! Public Domain Theater's got it all. Listen and enjoy! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod h...

Fan favorite Oscar Montoya joins Kelly and Katai to watch horror classic Scream, and to discuss the ins and outs of loud reporter suits, extras that do extra, and all the movie trivia. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https...

Kelly and Katai dive into 1996 horror classic Fear, and discuss lippy kissing, terrible renderings, and stepmoms that are all over the map.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN C...

Kelly and Katai are joined by Amanda Lund and Maria Blasucci (The Big Ones) to watch Casper the Movie and to discuss baby ghosts, sexual awakenings, cardigan Bill Pullman, and MFK the Uncle Ghosts.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teenc...

Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike this week and crack open "The Lost Mind," all while diving into three part souls, amnesia recovery, and gettin high bro.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/...

Kelly and Katai allow another R.L. Stine into the studio this week as they read "The Babysitter 2," and discuss women taking responsibility for men, scary kids, and jealous receptionists. Content Warning: sexual assault. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://w...

The Creeps dust off their copies of "Everlasting Rose" by Dhonielle Clayton and discuss teacup pets, spider ladies, and hottie bodyguards. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CRE...