Technopathic

This is the first episode of Technopathic.

Will Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk cage fight? What celebrity is releasing their own line of paternity tests? Should Harry and Meghan give up on Hollywood? The answers to these questions, plus house hunting sucks, in today's show.

How can you be a better neighbor? Why should you keep your Crocs out of the car? Why is Tom Cruise annoyed this time? The answers to these questions, plus Matt is leaving, in today's show.

Should you take a vacation to the depths of the ocean? Is it inappropriate to go to a concert when your stepdad is lost at sea? Should Matt ditch his washer and dryer and replace them with a person? The answers to these questions, plus dishwasher perfection, in today's show.

Can you make a career out of cleaning dryer vents? How can you make sure you aren't leaving a pet or small child in a hot car? Who needs eye-contact training? The answers to these questions, plus a championship forfeit, in today's show.

What is the most important season for selfies? How many pounds does Joey Chestnut gain during the hotdog-eating competition? What place accepted a 40-year-old gift certificate? The answer to these questions, plus Kate fails to show off her slang skills to her children, in today's show.

Will Matt convince Kate to start saying "no cap" and "bet" to her children? How can you get an afternoon jolt without resorting to coffee? What is the best fried pickle? The answers to these questions, plus a roller coaster quiz, in today's show.

Why should you take photos of ketchup packets? How can you become luckier? When does summer truly begin? The answers to these questions, plus Weird State Items Quiz, in today's show.

Why is Kate anti-orange? Who should you give water? How does a mouse floss? The answers to these questions, plus a hodgepodge of Father's Day stuff, in today's show.

Who are the candidates to replace Sajak on Wheel of Fortune? Which kids benefit the most from social media? What foods should you eat to keep mosquitos away? The answers to these questions, plus greedflation, in today's show.

How are teens bullying chatbots? What's another reason to eat vegetables? Do banana peels count as litter? The answers to these questions, plus blood and baths, in today's show.

What's the correct way to eat a cupcake? Should you switch to a silent alarm to wake up? What is Gen Z saying this time? The answers to these questions, plus buffalo scams, in today's show.

Do you have rizz? How do you make instant cheesecake? Can ChatGPT make you rich quick? The answers to these questions, plus smile coaches, in today's show.

What is bed rot? Why should you fear Gmail's "Help Me Write" feature? Should you wear a diaper to the Taylor Swift concert? The answers to these questions, plus a McFlurry sandwich, in today's show.

Why can't you wrestle a bear in Missouri? How did Amazon kill off Samuel L. Jackson? Should you strap an air conditioner to your neck? The answers to these questions, plus misspelled words by state, in today's show.

What's the worst place to be barefoot? Why are inmates excited to share a prison with Elizabeth Holmes? What plant might help your sleep? The answers to these questions, plus PowerSlapGPT, in today's show.

Why are a bunch of lighthouses for sale? What is the oldest kiss on record? Where is Jeff Bezos getting married? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Summer Job Quiz, in today's show.

Should you put your credit score on your dating profile? How did a flushed diamond ring resurface 13 years later? What is the latest in smart denim? The answers to these questions, plus diarrhea in the pool, in today's show.

Is Taco Tuesday coming to an end? What beverage won the "Best Functional Drink" award? What pool etiquette should you observe this summer? The answers to these questions, plus Swedish Death Cleaning, in today's show.

Why won't the royal family sign autographs? How much does Taylor-Swift-concert rain cost? How bad is Netflix cracking down on password sharers? The answers to these questions, plus a condiment wizard, in today's show.

Should you let your kid light their homework on fire? What do smokers do without smoking lounges at the airport? How can you avoid a fee for heavy luggage? The answers to these questions, plus Memorial Day travel, in today's show.

Is Kate unknowingly using a racist expression? How can you hack your bad dreams? Where should you worry about bedbugs in your hotel room? The answers to these questions, plus a Florida man throws lunchmeat at cops, in today's show.

How many pizzas does it cost to buy tickets to Taylor Swift? Should you call for an Uber? Where is Toys R Us opening? The answers to these questions, plus wake-up injuries, in today's show.

What is industrial catfishing? What do stupid people and dead people have in common? Is  The Golden Bachelor going to be as sexy as  The Bachelor  and  The Bachelorette? The answers to these questions, plus the latest $400 Lego set, in today's show.

Is it cheating to let ChatGPT compose your wedding vows? Should you "watch" the Taylor Swift concert from the parking lot? Can men read romance novels? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Most Likely, in today's show.