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Who should wear shapwear? Is Subway bringing Jared back? What's cuffing season? The answers to these questions, plus drunken cleaning, on today's show.

It it cold enough to drink red wine? Nilla Wafers or vanilla wafers? Do semi trucks have bathrooms? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's van life, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate hungover from celebrating the equinox? Would you drink turkey and gravy soda? Is there a better way to open your condiment packets? The answers to these questions, plus North Korea, in today's show.

When will the leaves change? What weather is appropriate for the pool? What chores should you pay your kids to do and what should they do for free? The answers to these questions, plus the autumnal equinox, in today's show.

Why should we care about pop stars' heights? Can you still subscribe to Tiger Beat magazine? Did Kate enter the mosh pit at the Garth Brooks show? The answers to these questions, plus Nick Jonas' sweater, in today's show.

What new candies are headed to our mouthes this Christmas? Are you using too much soap, detergent, and toilet bowl cleaner? Will Kate carve a jack-o-lantern? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate Bingo, in today's show.

What new emoji are coming to your phone? Why does Kate dislike the clown emoji? Why does Matt like the clown emoji? The answers to these questions, plus Harry Potter turns 20, in today's show.

Why should you be shopping for Christmas right now? Should Matt live in a van? Should you give ranch to the children on Halloween? The answers to these questions, plus the Matt and Kate take on the new iPhones, in today's show.

Which state are you most likely to die from animal attacks? Why is there an ATM at Kate's church? What caused Kate to sign up for so many jobs at her kids' school? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate analyze the video of the cat that fell into an American Flag, in today's show.

Do we trust Britney Spears' new fiancé? Did Justin Bieber display the future of fashion at the VMAs? How creepy are Facebook's sunglasses? The answers to these questions, plus Name That Football Movie Coach, in today's show.

What TV shows should you watch before the kids get old enough to process all the sex, violence, and nudity? Why should you go to bed later than the children? This week or next week? The answers to these questions, plus inviting the neighbors, in today's show.

Does the sun make you drive fast? Who is hotter: Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds? Is Britney free? The answers to these questions, plus moonshine and prison wine, in today's show.

What is the difference between an air fryer and a convection oven? Why should you have your kids eat cookie dough early in life? How can you use sweet potatoes to protect yourself from wild animals? The answers to these questions, plus school photo day, in today's show.

Who is the latest celebrity to turn 40 and make us feel old? When is one over the hill? Do Matt and Kate trust robot lawnmowers? The answers to these questions, plus gross air fresheners, in today's show.

How will Matt fare in Kate's new game, Tinseltown Terminations? Where did the Magic School bus travel? Is Michael Caine attractive? The answers to these questions, plus "new" Netflix shows, in today's show.

Does "y'all" have ties to Topeka? Cheddar or Velveeta? How did Kate narrowly avoid a road-rage incident? The answers to these questions, plus a Dew update, in today's show.

Did Kate fool her children with nondairy ice cream? Is Jeff Bezos related to Bozo? Would you rather buy Michael Jordan's dirty or clean boxer briefs? The answers to these questions, plus the future of Kauffman Stadium, in today's show.

If you go to bed late, should you set your alarm earlier than usual? How much liquid can Kate's hair hold? Are suck and blow the same thing? The answers to these questions, plus auditory hallucinations, in today's show.

What celebrity did Kate meet at the grocery store? Has Kimye reunited? Should you read a book or watch trashy TV before bed? The answers to these questions, plus the fate of Matt's computer, in today's show.

What is the latest in Cheeto news? Where do you need to travel to buy liquor on Sundays? Where should you buy your McDonald's gear? The answers to these questions, plus Food Beast, in today's show.

What makes a picky eater? How should you scratch things off a list? Should you keep booze in your desk? The answers to these questions, plus Kate loves bleach, in today's show.

Why is the naked baby suing Nirvana? Who is responsible for your coffee burns? Why should you change the voice on your smart assistant? The answers to these questions, plus mapping your house with your vacuum, in today's show.

What do you call a male seamstress? What does "booty call" mean? Which towns have the best Halloween treats? The answers to these questions, plus Matt returns to TikTok, in today's show.

Where can you get sexually explicit waffles? What is the shape of a Cheez-It? What robots are Matt and Kate getting? The answers to these questions, plus the Jeopardy mess, in today's show.

Would you take your hotel à la carte? What happens at the hotel business center? What trashy TV does Matt recommend? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's names for her husband, in today's show.