Tech Talk

A massive, unprecedented announcement from Elon gives hope to Tim, Ted and all of humanity. Also, Ted begins to rebuild his empire from the safety of his father's shed and he and Tim provide some insightful business/leadership/secrecy/relationship content. Plus, how to properly stage a porn tribute to your favorite deceased OnlyFans star. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim discovers an exciting surprise--and it's not just the mysterious new Apple monitor! Tim and Ted discuss what they hope to see from the newly teased monitor, how to collaborate on experiments as fathers, and the utility of ritual magick. Plus, paying respects to another legend lost too soon, a visit from Maveen and Rodney, and Ted's new hobby. Also, an exciting development in Gareth's career. S...

Tim and Ted learn a troubling, but ultimately comforting, fact about their reality. Also, the grand reveal of Apple's "new member of the family!" Plus, anatomy of a bad cousin, living the Donkey Kong lifestyle, and some free ideas for Shrek 4. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted address a disturbing and inappropriate rumor going around about the world's greatest man, Elon Musk. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Last week, Tim Cook teased a mysterious Apple "Launch" event where a new product is going to be unveiled and the uncertainty is ruining lives and minds. Tim and Ted calmly and logically break down the announcement, as well as provide an explanation for their recent erratic schedule. Plus, the benefits of having zero listeners. And, responding to recent fan mail! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/...

It's 2025 and Tim and Ted are back with their biggest predictions yet for the new year in tep! Plus, a brief explanation of their delayed start to the year and some exciting updates on their current living/unliving situations. Also, celebrating the end of Woke and all the new freedom available to fathers in 2025. Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/techtalkpod

It’s the holiday season and you know what that means: time for the annual Tep Talk Father’s Gift Guide! Tim and Ted run through this year’s must-have high tech gifts for the fathers in your life. Also, they plan a beautiful Christmas funeral for their recently lost friend. Plus, responding to listener questions and condolences! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's a very special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted dig into the most exciting news of the week: the 4th anniversary of the release of the Airpods Max! Also, Ted shares some other developments in his life and Tim tells the tale of his unexpected Thanksgiving dinner. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's BLACK FRIDAY and Tim and Ted are eagerly looking into the mouth of madness to bring you the top deals YOU need to reward yourself for making it through another Thanksgiving. Plus, a Dad's Guide to Thanksgiving Etiquette. Also, Tim does his part to save Ted's identity, Emmett finds a new way to ruin Ted's life, and facts and logic proves who did NOT bail Tim out of jail. Support Tep Talk: www....

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Tim is out of jail...but who bailed him out? Tim and Ted put on their detective caps and set out to solve their biggest mystery yet. Plus, the dads address Elon Musk's recent controversial behavior. Also, Bronson continues his very cool descent into M as he goes into all out war with the P. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's Halloween, the one night of the year when anything is possible, and Tim and Ted are taking advantage of the spooky season to bust Tim out of jail and save his life. Plus, Bronson's mental state continues to evolve in a chilling and thrilling direction, the police continue to build their business empire, and Uncle Rodney takes advantage of the season.

Spooky season is upon us and Tim and Ted take some time to bask in the devilish atmosphere, contemplating costumes and their potential deaths. Plus, how to delete messages off your phone so no one can find them and how to stay safe in jail when your use as a bargaining chip is waning. Also, the Patreon enters an exciting new era and Ted's business and identity get #disrupted in an exciting way. Su...

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Some long overdue news about a plan to assemble fan panels to help fix Hollywood films has Tim and Ted diving back into the world of movie magic and laying out some of their finest cinematic ideas yet. #GloopGang Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the 13th anniversary of Steve Jobs's death and Tim and Ted celebrate with an epiphany about the nature of His creation. Plus, Point Break 2, more perks of being in jail, and an impression roundup. Also, how to face your fear of a new iOS. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted briefly describe the circumstances that forced them to take a week off of the podcast and that gave them a new appreciation for local law enforcement. Plus, Ted helps the police come up with an innovative new fundraising plan to help deal with under-funding from the city. Also, a new song from Cory and a new career development for Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter. Support Tep Talk: www. Patr...

The brand new hit single from Cory ft. Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are feeling rested and refreshed and have renewed focus after their first exciting week in jail. They tackle a thorny tep question for one of their new fans/guards and discuss everything people get wrong about being imprisoned. Also, trying out different legal defenses for their presumed upcoming trial. Plus, Elon shines his light of knowledge on fathers everywhere once again. Support...

Tensions between the parking lot and the Best Buy bubble over into outright war, forcing Tim and Ted to take up arms against former friends. As father turns against father, a weary country looks on and fears for their uncertain future. Plus, exciting developments for Teslafest 2024. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Strange happenings at the Best Buy force Tim and Ted to put on their critical thinking independent journalism hats and do an impromptu masterclass in logic and reasoning. Plus, Tim learns that (shoutout Melvin Brooks) "being the king is hard and not easy!" Also, Ted's new bike has people talking and the Teslafest lineup continues to evolve. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

To celebrate an unprecedented 160 episodes the podcast, Tim and Ted take a break from their hard work to celebrate their success and answer YOUR questions. Plus, the implosion of the Forever Christmas community continues to reverberate throughout the parking lot, leading to a new role for Ted and some new workers for Teslafest. Also, the difficulties of being a sovereign, the truth about nostalgia...

Tim and Ted are alive and excited to be talking about all the rumors surrounding the upcoming iPhone 16, in spite of certain people who are set on dragging them down. They discuss their daring escape from imprisonment, give small credit where credit is due, and try to move and grow in the spirit of healing. Plus, a new band addition gives Teslafest an exciting rebrand. Support Tep Talk: www. Patre...

As Ted's life draws to a close, Tim executes his most cunning plan yet to save him from the Santas. But first, exciting news from Logitech promises to disrupt the computer mouse once and for all! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

After a brief hiatus during which Ted was taken hostage and potentially murdered, Tep Talk is back and ready to cover WWDC! What's new in iOS 18? Is the new iMac thicker? What new torturous indignities has Tim Cook subjected the corpse of Tim and Ted's best friend to? How has Ted enjoyed his time with the Santas? All that and more lie within! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod