Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

Harper-Rose tells us what Lee did to her in Berlin while Gabby announces a major life decision. The honks talk about vacation stories from a romantic stroll on Beale St to throwing up on a birthday cake to scaring away a dingo, to someone sending us a live update on their vacation from hell! We have it all except for empathy. We could use more of that. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to suppo...

After we catch up with Gabby and on the saga of Miss P, Harper getting dragged by her grandma and Pizza Soup, we welcome our first guest! Alex/2tone from Powerful Truth Angels and legendary Born x Raised 🫦 2tone is a true LA king and we were so excited to have him as our first guest. You won’t be disappointed by this one honks.  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing commun...

This episode the honks dole out advice they’d give to their little honk selves as well as unpack non-binary fish, roast Lee to filth and inform y’all what it REALLY means to be a woman. We hope y’all enjoy and heal your inner child! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON...

It’s giving Italian Gabby, it’s giving long Covid, it’s giving healthy cats, and Gabby and Harper-Rose read Healthcare Worker Stories! We have stuff in butts. We have horrific feet. And we sincerely discuss the need for abortion care when we read touching stories submitted by a honk with firsthand knowledge on the subject. ALSO we’re announcing Patreon Tiers. If you love the show and want to suppo...

Recorded back on June 16th, we catch the head honks where the only thing rocking their world is Gabby's cat's unfortunate illness. Harper on the other hand is still riding the high provided by a new father daughter activity. They finally buckle down to read the worst Service Industry stories submitted, a sex work story, a story involving Mexican Jesus, and finally we wrap up with a Lady of the Nig...

Here it is! The long awaited Service Industry episode. After we catch up with the head honks, they read your stories on all things service especially when it comes to rude customers and back of house “hi jinx”. All we know is don’t ever trust the chili!  July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will be Pet Peeves.  Write in your story and grab your tickets here https://www.eventbri...

This week we give you our first episode of stories we originally didn’t have time for, which happen to be some HEATERS! There’s a hot arrested story, hospitalizations, cults, and more. We also recap our first Tea Time LIVE and announce our next one on July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will be Pet Peeves.  Write in your story and grab your tickets here https://www.eventbrite....

Have you ever gone to a friends house and questioned their sanity?  In this weeks episode listeners sent in their stories about weird things they experienced at other peoples houses. We find out a lot about what people deem as “normal” while also reflecting on our own “normal” behaviors. Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! 💋...

After a week off Gabby and Harper-Rose catch up on covid, the state of affairs, and religious extremists. Then they read listener submitted stories on jealousy. We have jealous friends, jealous lovers, jealous ex's and jealous professionals. They talk about what leads to jealousy and how we can try to move away from that type of negative behavior. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEj...

In this episode Harper and Gabby read listener submitted stories on sex work. Mansion parties, women on leashes, strippers with unhygienic customers, an Uber ride turns into a wild journey and so much more! This episode does not disappoint. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HE...

Gabby and Harper-Rose read your near death stories. We have a young pilot, some near drownings and an immortal dog. In all honesty Harper and Gabby hated this episode and they are truly sorry about it, sometimes the even the mighty fall. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE!...

On this weeks episode of tea time, Harper-Rose and Gabby share listeners stories about unexpected pregnancies, from births, miscarriages and abortions. Experiences at planned parenthood and Wiener schnitzel, Things get emotional, Harper gets teary eyed, while keeping these stories raw and vulnerable they are able to find the humor in some of the darkest moments. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit....

This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Biggest Fears submissions. A lot of you fear unexpectedly getting pregnant (which Gabby can’t relate to) but some of you wrote in surprises as always! We have a fear of dolphins, being afraid of your family discovering your adult occupation, fear around sobriety, and a fear of oversized office supplies (!!!???) TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatime...

TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 While Harper-Rose told us the story of her Uber driver's cult captured son last week, we decided to reach out to you guys for your cult stories. What we can say is once again, you guys did not let us down! We are completely blown away. There is so much more cult activity than we were aware of and of course the majority of them revolve around c...

Harper comes in HOT with a mind blowing Uber story that tees us up for next week's topic. Gabby and Harper read and react to your Hospitalized stories, and WOW you have been through the ringer. We have psych wards, near death from delayed IUD appointments, and a very close call in a car. We also learn Harper’s epilepsy origin story and it’s DARK 😬. You’ll want to tell all your friends about this...

Gabby and Harper-Rose read and react to your insecurities, which trigger their own along the way. We can't thank you enough for sharing with us! We all share so many insecurities about our appearance, or sexuality, and how people perceive us. We hope that by sharing what makes us anxious, we'll be able to move through the feelings more appropriately in the future. Send your stories to TeaTimeStori...

Gabby and Harper-Rose talk about their own shoplifting and DUIs after a quick recap of some standup, body hair, and cat tattoos. Then they read your stories on narc neighbours, shoplifting at 7-11, a well organised bling ring, and of course more DUIs. All while Lee just tries his hardest to hold it together. Lawyer up and dive on in to another Tea Time! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gma...

After a false start on a topic better suited for our patreon, we begin this episode with an apology and end with a fresh grudge on the books. Gabby and Harper-Rose read listener submitted stories on resentments between friends and lovers, against pastors and strangers. The through line seems to be DRAGGING Lee and just learning how to put the water down! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gm...

The honks make up after a cute little fight at honk headquarters. After a quick, fun and light discussion about mental illness and homelessness, Gabby and Harper-Rose loop it back to the ever present topic of Addiction Stories. Listeners wrote in about SLAA love triangles, ramping up use over the pandemic, health issues, and the rock bottoms that have helped turn their lives around. Thank you for...

It's Harper-Rose's Birthday episode, and what an episode it is! After some standup talk and d*ck measuring, the head honks dive in to their own virginity stories. Then, we read your truly haunted ass stories and ::TRIGGER WARNING:: not all are exceptionally consensual. We got so many stories that we carried a few over to our Patreon, which will be out Wednesday! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SIC...

Listener submissions were a little sidetracked this week. You guys used some worst date stories to explain their green and red flags, but you KNOW we’re here for it. After trying to get to the bottom of Dorito Gate; Gabby and Harper-Rose read your stories about dating older men, arrogant baddies, unwanted kinks, and sexy German accents (???). SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix JAM IN THE VAN -...

We’re all simps! This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read the stories you sent about the lengths you’ve gone for a relationship. They open up by sharing their own 'down bad' stories. Then we have international ghosting, chasing crack heads, one guy that just can’t catch a break, and more! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @har...

Beware of Jackass Spoilers! Gabby saw the new Jackass last night, so strap in. Best/Worst Date stories include surprise choking, AppleBJs, period tears, hood hookups, and an over-dosed mamas boy. Share us with your friends, your enemies, your best and your worst hookups. Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik T...

After an UNHINGED intro of 23 and Gabby, good winking and hot waitresses we eventually get to your guilty pleasures. Strap in for “English Teacher Breastmilk”, mayonnaise on pasta, escorts, dog love, shoplifting and more! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperrosed Twitter @HarperRoseD  www.gabby-lamb.com www.ha...

Gabby Lamb and Scientist Harper-Rose Drummond read your intrusive thoughts. We all have some pretty dark "standards", but a few of you are truly disturbed. We’ll all look at nail clippers a little differently now.  CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperrosed Twitter @GabbyAlamby @HarperRoseD  www.gabby-lamb.com...