Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

We are very excited to announce our new partnership with Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com, use code “TEATIME10” at checkout to save 10% and support the show! We start on a high on this ep, the season of love is upon some of us (more on that on Patreon). After what turns in to a truly unhinged intro, the head honks read y...

This week we HONK OFF on what we would do if there were No Consequences! Harper has some wholesome ideas, while Gabby just wants to escape her guilty conscience. After an intro on gender studies, we read your stories! Most of you want to get away with murder, but a few of you want to life free and clear of responsibilities! Either way, we all just fantasize about living like there's no tomorrow. A...

This is a sneak peek in to what we're doing over on Patreon. It's a more relaxed spilling of tea from us and from you. We respond to your messages, we read your emails, and we listen to voicemails. If you're an Elite Honk you can even call in to tell us your story. In this episode we have a double hook up, a great 'would you rather', a deep confession, and a voicemail that really boggles our minds...

This week we have on Matt LeGrande to help read some stories we didn’t have time for! Matt has a little trouble getting in to the spirit of Honks supporting Honks, but we get there eventually. He does bring up some thought provoking questions along the way…🥴 Follow Matt on IG All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, a...

Ho Ho Ho Honkers, Tea Time is here to deliver you an unhinged Christmas and a wild Hanukkah! Gabby talks presents, Harper introduces us to Animal Passions then we get in to whether you or someone you know was the weird kid or the class clown. You served up a Matt Smith, a tummy full of rocks, the suit kid, the "butt scoot" and YOU KNOW we love a psych ward baddie.  Santa left you this one last pre...

Hey Honks, this week gabby and Harper-rose read your stories on forgiveness, or lack thereof! We talk about issues between partners new and old, tiffs between friends and often the number one issue in marriages, the mother-in-law. Before we get to all that, we learn what Gabby and Harper-Rose did that is truly unforgivable. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel. Pleas...

This week we talk about dating Icks and the quickest ways people get turned off. From wearing cheap perfume to hoarding condoms after sex to keep as souvenirs, we find out that Icks can come in all different forms.  All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back o...

Hey honks it’s no secret we love to finically go off. This week Gabby let’s loose💨 and tells us about her biggest purchases and Harper let’s us know how much she loves Kevin Hart. From designer pet clothes to lavish movie props y’all really dropped cash and tea on this episode! Put the credit cards away and enjoy  All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel. Please subscri...

This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Hometown Scandals! We have murders, we have inappropriate teachers, we have purple markers, we have supposed pacts and much more truly shocking stories from you guys! Thanks so much for writing in, as always you DID NOT disappoint. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and b...

This week Harper and Gabby unpack listeners biggest issues in their lives right now. From living with ex partners while trying to date to navigating how to leave a religion without being disowned from your family and so much more. We’ve all got issues.   All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure t...

This week the honks have comedian Jade Catta-Preta as their special guest for FRIEND BREAKUPS! They discuss everything from all the reasons hooking up with your best friend is bad to teaching Gabby how to properly scissor. This episode was real, rowdy and unfiltered! Follow Jade on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jadecattapreta Visit https://jadecattapreta.com/ for all her dates And watch Hott...

This is hands down one of the most UNHINGED episodes of Tea Time to date. You have to tune in to find out about the insanity that comes out while Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Dumbest Ideas submissions. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back o...

This weeks episode of tea time listeners sent in their stories about work hook ups, secret crushes on bosses, co-workers turned into soul mates and how all the kitchen guys at restaurants are smoking meth! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back...

In this episode we asked you “What do you find ugly?” and we got a wide range of ugliness. From physical deformities to forced dirty talk. From flipflops to angler fish. Drake, Elizabeth Moss and Prince William. There’s a lot of ugly in the world and we are HERE FOR IT! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notification...

The head honks open with a discussion on 12 step (SURPRISE!) and the general state of their minds. Harper tells us about her trip to Wisconsin to perform her yearly retreat. Then, Gabby and Harper-Rose dive in to your STD stories. DAMN you guys had a lot to share, thank you so much. All we know for sure is that everybody has chlamydia. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new...

The dark thoughts we have are hard to reckon with, and we had a few people reach out letting us know that they just couldn’t bring themselves to share theirs. BUT those who were brave enough to write us did not disappoint. There are revenge fantasies at work, a young honk fascinated with bones, a therapist who hold back from doing more damage, fear of commitment before the wedding day, issues with...

We open with talking about the controversy around the Dahmer series on Netflix. Do we like it, are we disgusted, is it hype, or too problematic? Then Gabby and Harper read and react to your medically misdiagnosed stories. This is a long one because your stories on cancers, infections, saplings, misogyny, and std’s are just too good not to read! Strap in, this is a wild one. All video plus some pre...

We have a sick Gabby and a positive mental attitude Harper serving you up listener submitted wedding stories. There's green card marriages, there's near death brides, there's betting pools, there's wedding day brawls and much, much more! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our e...

Harper announces a shocking new relationship while Gabby talks about the situation that surrounded her breakup. We talk the importance of maintaining your 12 step program, then we dive in to your concert and festival stories. Lee tries to get the head honks on board his “funny” stories, with no luck. BUT, Gabby and Harper love your stories about festival hookups, buying and selling droogs, portals...

We're partnering with Chula Clothing to drop our first Tea-Shirt! To purchase visit https://www.chulaclothing.com/collections/the-tea-time-collection This week we cover Gabby’s diagnosis and Harper’s productive train ride. Then we dive in to Lies you tell your Partner! Heads up, there’s some discussion of violence. We also read stories of a conservative boyfriend, a band nerd teacher, and a home i...

We open with eating boogers, first crushes, also how excited Gabby and Harper-Rose are for Handmaid’s Tale! Gabby talks about her wild FYP which leads to a quick TikTok rabbit hole. We address some of our lovely YouTube comments before finally jumping in to prom stories! Gabby had a wild time, Harper was miss popular, and you guys serve up The International Order of Rainbow for girls, overreaching...

You know Gabby and Harper had a lot to say on our first Elite Honk requested topic, Bullies! They share their bullying stories, Lee weighs in on which of them is the bigger bully, then we get in to your stories. There's bullying in the 80s, straight up assault, overt racism, and one listener shares her of lifetime regret over an incident when she was young. All video plus some previously unrelease...

We had to have Joy back to read your Worst Roommate stories! After Harper tells us about riding the subway in NYC, the Honks dive in. They probably relate a little too much when they read about selfish roommates, dirty roommates, drug dealing roommates, creepy roommates and one of you serve us up a real twist. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new YouTube channel. Ple...

Miss Grilled Cheese herself, Honky J joins the show for a catch up episode which turns in to basically a Punishments pt2. After Harper gets her rage out for the great lemon disaster that left her basically disfigured, the three honks read your stories. You wrote about the belts, the wooden spoons, the dishwashers, the silent treatment, and the trip to the bookstore. We do finish with a light heart...

This week we ask the big question of Is Jennifer Anniston blonde? It’s much more polarising than you might think. We also get on our Rogan shit, with a conversation about the roll of modern psychedelics. Then Gabby and Harper-Rose discuss red flags in relationships that they ignored and read your submissions. We have cheaters, we have right wing feminists, we have skater boys, we have cross dressi...