Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between.  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATRE...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok……… If you love the show and want to...

This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. En...

This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy pride...

This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON http...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, joi...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge”  Enjoy!  If you love the s...

Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see wha...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophre...

This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more! If...

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being “DL”.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PAT...

This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby’s, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Fac...

DIVORCE This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harper’s adulthood divorced parents and Luke’s still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emoti...

This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while she’s on her period, losing touch with a best friend after she becomes a religious zealot, the haunting stories children are taught in youth group, a schizophrenic aunt passing a kidney stone and tormenting the family, bible passages written on bedroom w...

This week the honks debut of their new music! Then they read listener submitted stories on experiences with religion and cults. They ask important questions and explore the idea of men starting cults for the sole purpose of having multiple wives and intercourse with minors. The abuse that happens inside of cults, an experience from a ex member of the children of god cult, youth groups, radicalizat...

RECONCILIATION  This week the honks read listener submitted stories on reconciliation. But first, they reintroduce a familiar member to the team. Stories of family turmoil, cousin brothers, acceptance, growing up and learning lessons, wholesome endings, being raised jehovah witness and coming out as trans, threesomes with friends and so much more.  The band is back together, reconciled at last. En...

We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's...

MEMORABLE DATESThis week the honks welcome a very special guest, president of the United States, Donald Trump (played by Joy). A very special Valentine’s Day/Presidents day collab episode also featuring Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton. The honks read listener submitted stories on their most memorable dates while also recapping some of their own. A mommas boy story that doesn’t seem real, a dat...

HAZED! This week the honks do a deep dive into the atrocities of college hazing. A dark episode about the underbelly of what it takes to be hazed into a frat/sorority and questioning the future of Americas education system. This episode will surely leave you feeling grateful that you never joined a frat!  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to...

Daddy’s home  This week the honks are joined by a very special guest…. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure from the show, where everyone is at now, Lees favorite massages parlors, and read stories from listeners. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re givin...

RUN INS WITH THE LAW This week on tea time the honks are joined by comedian Felipe Esparza. Felipe reminisces on his own run ins with the law, his uncanny resemblance to actress Selma Hayek, becoming a U.S. citizen and a few listener submitted stories about family trauma and hiding drug paraphernalia inside of a body part to avoid extra jail time. Enjoy! Felipe has a special dropping on Netflix Fe...

The scariest person you know This week on tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande. Matt unpacks his recent dilemma with a scam artist and her hanging labia. A p*dophile wife beater, getting pepper sprayed in the eyes by a mentally ill sister, getting roofied for 6 days straight, and so much more. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patr...

DADDY ISSUES This week the honks read listener submitted stories on daddy issues. Speaking different languages in America, haunted step dads and getting hit by drunk drivers, getting locked in bathrooms by step dads, religious dads and child neglect, shooting up in front of moms, getting sober, prison guard step dads, and so much more. The important take away in this episode is….. are dads necessa...

MANIPULATION This week the honks are joined by comedian Sarah Weinshenk to read listener submitted stories on MANIPULATION. Manipulating partners to stay in relationships, heartache, building a house on a commune, faking miscarriages, getting cheated on by DJs and STDs, love bombing, and so much more. We learn how people go great lengths to manipulate their partners and it begs the question…. Shou...

Mommy issues! This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on their favorite topic….. mothers. They unpack their own mother wounds which could take up an entire episode, or 30.  A glimpse into narcissistic mothers and the pain they cause their children! Emotional incest, portion controlling their daughters food, mothers sending their daughters to fat camp, losing anal virginity in the wo...