Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long blonde hair and a bottle of whiskey in a dark place, lots of herpes, lots of cheating, gonorrhea, chlamydia, a brothers lie, hippies, more herpes, and the importance of breaking the stigma. Enjoy! Find & instantly book do...

This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - https://...

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/tea...

ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for musical theater, acting classes in LA and how they’re a scam, how abortions should be required, supporting trans people, weed addiction, vaccines, polyamory, healthcare and more weed addiction! Enjoy! If you love the show and...

ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/...

This week the honks read listener submitted on how people are trying to “keep the peace” in their relationships. Gabby regrets finding AA because ignorance is bliss, the importance of taking contrary action, Lee crashes out, a wild round of everyone’s favorite game f*ck marry k*ll, faking orgasms, how mental illness is actually just keeping it real, a 13 hour orgy, not telling your best friend you...

The honks dress up (late) for Halloween, Lee turns everybody on to some white rap, then read stories about rumors that turned out to be true. Including a teacher who took a special hands on approach, a surfer from… Texas, an odd sister out, French accents and more! Enjoy Honks If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month...

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This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “types they’d never date again”. From dating white rappers, skater guys, alcoholics, a poly 40 year old with roommates and burning man, breeding kinks, a gaping hole kink, this episode will remind you why being single is so important! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re g...

Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube...

This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil, politics, and so much more!  Enjoy Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re givin...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks, muscle mommy kinks, a cockney accent, and SO much more. Enjoy! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us...

This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy! Support the show, find &...

Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more! Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofr...

Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re givin...

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy! Support the show! Find and book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK I...

This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” an...

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is...

This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www...

Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to supp...

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to suppo...

Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK  Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best frien...