TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

THE MPR RACCOON IS SAFE! And Luke and Andrew are very happy about this news. Plus, NASA is trying to take moon dust away from old ladies, and Luke and Andrew's hitchhiking anxieties are climbing. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke and Andrew are very concerned about the raccoon stuck on a tall building outside Minnesota Public Radio. They might be too concerned. Also, Luke helps Andrew with an email dilemma that Andrew walked right into. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew find out during the show that they're signed-up to host an event that they don't know about. They also discuss Andrew's dissent into cassette-tape madness, and Luke finds hope in an article about baldness cures. Oh, and a pancake company got everyone to talk about it for four days. Props to them, we guess. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn mo...

Luke and Andrew remember Anthony Bourdain and mourn his loss. Plus, Luke places his first PostMates order. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Luke's travels to Chicago take him on a surprise detour through Andrew's booze-soaked Eagle's aerie. Plus, the NBA executive who loves high collars ends up losing his job over fake twitter accounts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

The rash of serial public defecation continues across America, but one of the culprits has been caught. TBTL brings you the latest. Plus, Luke ordered a steak at Applebee's. It was pretty good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Luke and Andrew set up shop in the back yard of Burbank Springs to talk Hot Dogs and Andrew's growing Bellingham Fan Base.

Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to get some podcasting advice from Recognized Masters Luke & Andrew. Plus, Luke uncovers the secret to getting 150k views on your Youtube video (it involves the music of Rascal Flatts.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke and Andrew announce their ridiculously ambitious, completely ill-advised, and undeniably foolish plans for this year's TBTL-a-Thon journey to Mississippi. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

An NBA exec is accused of using burner Twitter accounts to anonymously defend his fashion choices, among other things. Plus, Andrew finds a new audio toy, and we introduce a new, saucy feline character to the show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

David From The Basement joins the show to give us the inside scoop on what happened behind the scenes yesterday when Starbucks shut down thousands of its stores. Plus, Luke and Andrew review the radio experiment they tried yesterday. They also talk about a million other topics that we simply cannot list here, but some of them were probably entertaining. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children'...

Luke and Andrew try to act like radio professionals for once in their dang lives. They take calls from listeners both seeking and offering advice on everything from cutting onions to travelling wrinkle-free. (Actually, that's it, really. Just those two topics.) Plus, Luke's swimming pool is the wrong color, but he's not letting that get him down. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip...

TBTL celebrates the Memorial Day holiday the only way we know how: By calling up The StuBot during a family road trip. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke joins the show from The Valley of the Sun, where he just found out (through an unusual source) that he needs therapy. Andrew tries to provide it. Plus, the post office is about to start selling some very special stamps, and it's Friday, so we're dishing up a healthy helping of Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCa...

Luke finds out that Andrew doesn't really like him, so that's weird. Plus, a bronze plaque meant to honor Brandi Chastain raises the question: Should we give up on bronze plaques, as a society? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is in a Twitter fight involving a dog, a cat, a British woman, and a sailor lost at sea. Meanwhile, Andrew apparently said something funny once, and he's trying to remember what it was. And they discuss a pig who tried to follow a man home. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke and Andrew share some late-breaking news out of Boston about a radio contest they entered. Plus, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has a new alter-ego, and it's....not great. And Andrew breaks the land speed record for fumbled musical references. (But that's okay, he'll edit it all out.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first...

Japan's #1 mixer, Sean Detore, joins the show to tell us about his new business venture . But we also put him on the spot and test his skills to make sure he's worth hiring. Plus, "Rick and Morty" gets renewed for a billion episodes, and Andrew still doesn't want to be a big radio star in Boston. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/...

Luke reports back after his first game on a new softball team. Things got a little....messy on the field. Also, stick around for an impromptu cultural examination of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, a story about the first Tinder match in the Antarctic, and - since it's Friday - some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.o...

Luke and Andrew find out the results of the radio contest they entered last month. Plus, Luke had a very shameful thing happen to his computer, Chris Hayes launches a podcast, and the Cleveland Browns are about to step into the spotlight in a big - hopefully not embarrassing - way. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your...

Luke is back from Hawaii, where he had to deploy some Mission Impossible-level moves to avoid awkward dinner conversation. He and Andrew also discuss the "Laurel vs Yanny" phenomenon that has taken over the internet. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Hanna Brooks Olsen joins to the show to answer all your cleaning-related questions and to comfort Andrew during his time of technological need. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin (nicknames pending) join the show to talk about all kinds of stuff, including the cancellation and immediate salvation of Brooklyn 99, why people are Thirsty for Thanos, and whether we should all pool our money and buy a hot dog stand in Bellingham. Plus, a new segment called Bearly The News, and a spontaneous No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored b...

Andrew and Luke play a game of Hawaiian-themed Super Password to prepare Luke for his trip to the islands. They also celebrate Teacher Appreciation Week by remembering an instructor who didn't want Luke in his classroom . Plus, it's Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbr...

Luke quizzes Andrew on the most-played TBTL audio drops. Plus, Luke plays a very special voicemail he received on his birthday, and Andrew finds a great pho restaurant in Seattle for Dallas Cowboy fans. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .