TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Kiki Lolo joins Luke from an LA thunderstorm to discuss wet jeans, racist MLB pitchers, and total eclipses of hearts.

Luke hosts the show solo, and discusses the 'S-Town' lawsuit, Sacha Baron Cohen's new show, and the oldest toast ever discovered. Mostly though, he talks about visiting Menchie's frozen yogurt. Like, he. will. not. let. it. go.

Luke took some friends and family out on his boat this weekend. Things could not have gone more wrong.

Andrew heads off to the wilds of NY for a wedding, so TBTL Friendo Nora McInerny from "Terrible Thanks for Asking" steps in to discuss sheds, consumer culture, parenting, and because it's Nora, officiating the funeral of a man who married a stranger at the Mall of America. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrus...

Andrew is gearing up for a late-night flight to the wilds of New York State. Plus, we learn new details about how Sacha Baron Cohen was able to score interviews with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew talk documentaries, Starship, Mark Harbinger, and Starbucks' decision to go strawless (and possibly strapless.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke is upset over a recent online purchase, and Andrew gets On His Media. Hard. Plus, Brits are trying to make an old song the #1 single in their country in advance of President Trump's visit, and the Washington Post uses a hilarious source for a story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew check-in after a marathon recording session over the weekend. Plus, Luke is excited to learn of Sasha Baron Cohen's upcoming project, and they find out why Luke's time was incorrectly recorded during the Fourth Of July Fun Run. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

A man won a multi-million lawsuit against the U.S. Postal Service over a new stamp. Luke is very dubious of the decision. Plus, he and Andrew try to solve a listener's neighbor problem. And it's Friday, so it's time for some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew look back on their respective July 4th holidays and immediately regret everything they say. You know, like a typical TBTL show. Plus, it turns out the most underrated poet in the country works for a hot dog eating contest. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew get together over a sizzling grill to celebrate one of America's most beloved and most ridiculed foods: The Hot Dog. They also head to Safeco Field to find out what people are putting on their hot dogs at the ball park, and Splendid Table host Francis Lam joins them to justify dedicating one hour of public radio airtime to cased meats.

Luke is dealing with Nipple Issues and other health problems. Meanwhile, Andrew knows a secret, but doesn't trust Luke with the information, so Luke tries to trick Phyllis into divulging it.

Luke is about to go on a hike with the fam, and he needs some dog-related advice. Plus, a newspaper write-up about TBTL has Andrew scratching his head. And David From The Basement swings by to talk a little Mariners and Seahawks in a special episode of No Point Conversion!

Luke has the strangest restaurant experience in his life, and Andrew learns an important Carol King-related lesson. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Andrew is giddy to be done with a big project, and Luke's desire for low-carb chips leads him on an epic journey. Plus, what astronauts do when one necktie is simply not enough.

Luke learns a very important lesson about air travel after finding himself in a tense situation. Plus, he and Andrew discuss yet another story of Art Restoration Gone Horribly Wrong.

Luke hits the road again and joins Andrew from rural Illinois, where he just drove a gosh dang MONSTER TRUCK. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke and Andrew cap-off their Great Hitchhiking Adventure (and the TBTL-a-Thon!) with a show at listener Jami's house in Columbus, Mississippi, with Tens of Tens! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke & Andrew continue making their way south after getting picked up by a woman who may or may not have been a compulsive liar. Plus TBTL-a-Thon 9 enters day five with an APM Celebrity Cameo.

It is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke and Andrew check-in from a motel that time forgot on Route 66 in Missouri after trying to hitchhike to Springfield. Please help support this podcast by donating today !

Luke and Andrew find themselves in Kansas City, MO, after 11 hours of bus travel and an impromptu listener meet-up. Now they have their minds on two things: Hitchhiking to Springfield, and games you can play with your mitt when you're playing outfield in Little League. This is all part of TBTL-a-Thon 9, so thank you for donating to keep this show alive!

It's Day 2 of TBTL-a-Thon 9: Life Is A Highway Edition! Luke and Andrew try hitchhiking in Iowa, and find themselves staring down some pretty massive storm clouds -- and flash flood warnings.

Luke and Andrew start out at the APM Mother Ship in St. Paul and head south towards Waterloo Iowa (with the help of Nora and The StuBot). Along the way they discuss shed-living, motherhood, and if this whole hitchhiking to Mississippi thing is a bad idea (spoiler alert: it is). Plus, today's show marks the start of TBTL-A-THON 9! Please Donate to keep the show going!

Luke and Andrew make the final preparations before their big, questionable journey to Mississippi with a little help from a foreign hitchhiker. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl .

Luke and Andrew did not win the Boston public radio contest they entered. But they have a plan. Oh, do they have a plan. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.