TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew discuss the national Hot Pocket recall, Little House on the Prairie secrets, and why you shouldn't throw your apple core out of a moving car.

There's a BIG update to the story about the supposedly American bird on the lam in Australia. And Luke wrestles with a personal vaccine-related conundrum. 

An American pigeon named Joe travelled all the way to Australia...and now it's being hunted down by authorities there. Plus, Luke has a run-in with a weirdo at a grocery store. 

Andrew asks Luke for some important advice before heading out to meet a stranger in a mall parking lot. Plus, Luke is not psyched to hear that Aaron Rogers is reportedly going to host an episode of Jeopardy! And a San Francisco man can't access his quarter million dollars because he lost his bitcoin password. 

Andrew is sad to learn that one of his favorite games has disappeared off the internet forever, and now he has nothing to play during TBTL. Plus, Ken Jennings makes his debut as interim Jeopardy! host, and Luke says he did a dang good job! 

Luke and Andrew (who still might be a little drunk) try to wrap their heads around the fact that the Browns are advancing in the playoffs while the Seahawks are not. 

Luke and Andrew have lots to catch up on from the last two weeks, including Andrew's newfound love of helicopters, Luke's sudden loss of twitter followers, and of course, the inexplicable popularity of the 1986 song Keep Your Hands To Yourself by The Georgia Satellites.

Luke and Andrew discover a very curious thing about Australian radio in this final edition of this year's TBTL Winter Games!

Oh, Luke loves the music of Michael "White Lightning" McDonald. But can he be a good doobie and pass the ultimate Michael McDonald quiz? That's what listener Marissa in Maryland aims to find out.

Everyone knows Luke and Andrew are hot dogs, but what kind of hot dogs are they? That's what listener Emily wants to know, so she made a personality quiz just for the boys.

Since Luke is the official Monster Truck Pilot of TBTL, listener Heidi decides to test him on his Monster Jam knowledge.

Luke and Andrew figure out -- once and for all -- how old they really are, with the help of a dubious online personality test.

Luke and Andrew kick off the new year with one of the best TBTL quizzes of all time, created by Andrew's former neighbor in New Hampshire?!

Luke considers moving to Hawaii while Andrew berates him about Winter In Ohio. Plus, listener Matt challenges them to a Winter Game that tests their knowledge of TBTL and other, less famous podcasts, like The Gist and some sports show out of Miami. 

Day 3 of the TBTL Winter Games has Luke and Andrew trying to outsmart a computer with the help of some indie rock and steamed hams. 

The TBTL Winter Games kick into high gear when The Perfect Ten convinces Luke and Andrew to figure out -- once and for all -- which dang Harry Potter houses they belong to.

Quizmaster Bill In Toronto has a new Winter Game for Luke and Andrew to conquer: Can they tell the difference between a real gadget from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue versus a made-up one? (In other words, is there really such a thing as a "Gotham City Golf Cart"?)

Let the TBTL Winter Games….BEGIN! Luke and Andrew spend Christmas trying to guess holiday music based on lyrics that have been all poofed-up by listener Aryn.

A prominent Fox News host is fooled on-air by a animal rights activist, and a new Spotify trend is taking the internet by storm! Plus, Luke and Andrew head into the Christmas Holiday in the traditional way: By discussing Ryan Leaf's 1998 draft position.

Andrew takes issue with the journalistic standards in Brainerd, MN, while Luke is ready to fight the ghost of one time NBA commissioner David Stern.

Luke accidentally fires off a Fire Tweet during the show and has to deal the consequences, and Andrew plots his cinematic return to the Seattle airwaves, complete with a 1980s montage scene. 

A boring Sunday night win has Andrew more hyped-up than he's ever been about the Browns, who are now 10-4, just like the Seahawks!

Luke's apartment trash chute has him feeling garbage anxiety, while Andrew tries his hand at some impromptu ASMR.

Luke and Andrew surprise themselves by spending most of today's show dissecting a list of 2016 Hollywood Power Players. Luke also learns that Andrew cuts apples like a sociopath.

Tom Cruise was caught on tape screaming at Mission Impossible staffers about the importance of Covid-19 protocols. But could the whole thing have been staged?! (No. But Andrew likes to start baseless conspiracies.)