TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew discuss the problems of listener Allie, and her roommate who thinks Alley's yakking in the sink because of an eating disorder.

Luke is suspected of trying to steal a bike, Slate's Dahlia Lithwick stops by to help with a "One and A Half Men" segment regarding Rene Zellweger's face, and Andrew discusses the Best and Worst of Guns & Roses.

Andrew meets "Buster" from Arrested Development, which spawns a conversation about children's books, Pumpkin Festivals Gone Wrong, and Football Despair.

Two shows in one! First Luke and Andrew answer your letters. Then they host the latest installment of the Budweiser Michelada Hot Seat Show.

TBTL's Newest Blogger, and Oldest Friend Mike Frizzell stops by to discuss Clip-Clopping, Papa John, and why pruno is actually tough to make in Federal Prison.

Luke finds "Gamergate" and "All About That Bassgate" and every other "Gate" exhausting. Andrew is just trying to figure out if he's nauseous or nauseated.

Luke and Andrew discuss what exactly constitutes wheat bread, trade their would-be Jeopardy anecdotes, and assail the German Education System.

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to update Luke and Andrew on the possible whereabouts of Kim Jong Un, and also, share a racy story of "honoring" a Heroic US Military Veteran.

Luke and Andrew discuss North Korean News, Naked Photos News, and then roll out a new Friday Sports Extra.

Luke and Andrew chat with Alex Blumberg about his ambitious new podcast network. Oh, and also, at one point, they also try to tweet at Howard Stern's producer.

Luke sits outside the San Diego airport, wondering if he's a bad person. He and Andrew try to avoid swearing while they talk Ghostbusters 3, Bobby Brown, and fantasy television lineups.

Luke calls Andrew from San Diego to talk Drought Shaming, Hotel TV Habits, and which band is the new Nickelback.

Luke's Sunday CBS appearance makes him enemy #1 in the gaming community.

Luke records the show while driving to Portland and has a midlife crisis.

Luke has a new favorite song, and it's performed by a 9-year-old, and it's about pooping. We take a listen, then we tell a bunch of hurtful drummer jokes.

Luke deals with nautical stresses while Andrew does some deep research on the cartoonist behind "Watermelon Toothpaste-gate"

Luke and Andrew sift through the terrible news of the day, and make some plans for the disintegration of the world as we know it.

Luke is feeling the pressure to support a lot of kickstarter projects he may or may not be jazzed about. Andrew has bad instincts regarding business cards.

The problems start early, and continue on throughout this friday afternoon edition of the show. TBTL: meeting the minimum definition of being a "show" since 2008.

Luke rolls the dice on coffee with questionable cream in it, and TBTL wonders if we really should all be so mad at Rob Schneider for his wing-nut vaccination theories.

Luke and Andrew delve into the seedy world of Malibu Tortoise Theft thanks to a possibly made up press release.

Jad Abumrad stops by to talk about Love, True Detective, and handling your Gut Churn.

Luke returns to Port Townsend and Andrew receives a mysterious cassette tape he debuts live on the air.

Luke chats with Paula Poundstone post "Wait Wait" recording and asks her to name all 16 of her cats. Which she does, quite remarkably.

Luke and Andrew chat with the hilarious Ron Funches, from @midnight and "Undateables".