TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew learn they have very different ways of celebrating Thanksgiving, and wonder what the proper response is to the news that the lead singer of Creed has gone broke.

Luke and Andrew analyze the most popular thanksgiving cuisines around the country mostly so they don't have to discuss Ferguson anymore. Also, Rudy eats the shit out of a TBTL frisbee. AGAIN.

Luke and Andrew both have reasons to feel bad about Friday's show, and in Classic TBTL Style, use Monday's show to air their apologies.

Luke gets ready for his weekend of Glow-stick Microwaving while Andrew finds the larger familial meaning in the youtube tape. Also: F**** The Fade Route.

Andrew misses a golden opportunity to achieve radio stardom which has Luke relating a dark childhood allegory that he probably made up.

Luke wishes he would have never joined the ranks of drunken Santas and Andrew is diagnosed with something called "Sidekick Syndrome".

Luke and Andrew enter a House of Games and end up reverse-prank-calling a long distance salesman who dials up the studio during the show. The results are medium minus at best.

Luke and Andrew start off talking about the early failure of Google Glass and end up discussing whether or not Luke is happy in his life in a Small Maritime Village.

TBTL bids goodbye to the author of Choose Your Own Adventure, in a manner he likely wouldn't have chosen.

Luke and Andrew check in on Al Roker in the midst of his hilarious, error-filled Weathercast marathon, and realize, he's still doing a better job than TBTL.

Luke and Carey open the phones and surprise the listeners by answering them. Plus, questionable science talk about the comet landing and even questionabler talk about if Italian is an ethnicity.

Luke and Andrew bask in the afterglow of their "Cereal" show and read Ira Glass's brief response, then set about presenting a typical TBTL filled with errors and long long digressions.

An entire episode of TBTL dedicated to cereal.

Luke starts off in the back of a taxi cab in Portland. Then he goes into a hotel room to iron a tuxedo. Meanwhile, Andrew is in his car in L.A., fighting with other drivers.

Luke and Andrew read poetry on air, compare pee stories, and play offensive rap music. So yeah, your basic Thursday on TBTL.

Luke sifts through some of the listener responses to his Tuesday comments & Andrew takes an audio journey to Compton.

Luke and Andrew both fail to vote, but have very different reactions to their decision. Also, Andrew gets seriously cat-rolled.

Luke and Andrew ponder the legacy of public radio's weirdest automotive show, and make a pretty weird podcast in the process.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween, Arbor Day, and Administrative Assistants' Day all in one tidy podcast. Then they work on a name for the Friday sport talk show.

A shirtless Luke Burbank checks-in from Chicago, where he can see into people's apartment windows. Nothing weird about that. Then he and Andrew discuss Pee-Wee Herman's return to the big screen.

Luke is about to board a plane, but he's very nervous about where he parked his car for the next five days. Plus, Andrew reports on his latest hot dog experience and they discuss a future with windowless airplanes.

Luke and Andrew discuss McDonald's new slogan, and the best and worst fast food. Plus, Kim Jong Un's disappearance is explained, and it's a major let down.

Luke explains his Basic Approach To Life's Rules, and is anything but surprised to hear about allegations against a CBC radio star.

Luke gets a series of angry notes on his car for how it's parked and Andrew tries to talk himself into going to the gym after the show.

Andrew has a new sleeping App on his phone he is excited about, Luke thinks people sleep better in a bed by themselves, and the listeners weigh in on the topic of Rene Zellweger's face.