Tattoo Anonymous

A tramp stamp ruins a relationship and a body modification request gets out of hand.

Tattooing a broken finger, a non paying customer situation escalates and we play a game called FLASH FRENZY. All that and more!

A story of gastrointestinal distress, a tattoo shop has an unusual pet, and we answer your questions.

For a very special and very unnecessary bonus episode, we changed up the vibe. We use the term “true crime” the same way people say “my truth”… if it ain’t THE truth, it’s pure fiction.

We hear two stories where professionalism is clearly not a priority from these tattooers. We also play a game surrounding tattoos in advertising!

Possibly our most wholesome episode to date! We have a listener write to us in response to a previous story. We also hear from someone who got their first tattoo on a first date! Plus, we play the pain game.

Possibly our worst, most graphic poop story yet. Sorry. And we get asked what a tattooer should charge for a day session when the customer taps out early.

An extra long special episode where we discuss all things around tattoo apprenticeships! Including survey results from listeners currently undertaking their own apprenticeships. And the results might surprise you…

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A listener gets forced into buying supplements by their tattooer. Another listener experiences some absolutely grotesque antics between fellow patrons and their tattooers. And we get asked about functional tattooing! All that and more, right here.

We get asked whether a customer is over reacting for cancelling their full day session the night before. As well as speak to a listener who had their business burn to the ground on Friday 13th. Oh, and we create TATTMAXXING.

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An accidentally blasphemous tattoo, a fake fat shaming and the guys figure out what tattoo customers value above all else!

We’re joined by comedians Peter James and Shad Wicka who are the bad boys behind the hit live show and podcast Shad And Pete Save The World. They were so gracious to join us for an episode amid the chaos of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival for easily our funniest episode to date. Buy tickets to their MICF shows here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/shad-pete-save-the-worl...

A fatal fall, a psychotic copycat neighbour and we ask the question - are Ned Kelly tattoos cursed?

We unlock a new fear as well as hear from a listener who shared with us the first time they got rattled by a customer. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tats.anon.podcast?igsh=MXRjMjE0cGJvaG55Yg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tatsanonpod?_r=1&_t=ZS-94q7j2f0S6S Submit a story of your own:

An extra long episode as we unravel a story about the dangerous misuse of numbing products and a shamans girlfriend having a little mid-tattoo crisis.

We have stories of how a person traded their way to a home as well as a story that could bring a tear to a glass eye. We also find out (with help from our listeners) who has the most shitty tattoos.

A real mixed bag this week! Another story from our friend, the former Navy Special Forces bomb technician. A drunken throw-back to the cowboy days of tattooing. A bunch of Australian tattoo history. And also a tattoo franchise in trouble…

We hear from a former bomb technician turned tattooer who had a bomb show up at work, along with another story of a scammy tattooer. MJ also shares a super gnarly newspaper article with Chris from the 80’s.

This episodes contains stories of sour milk and some Canadians taking the absolute piss.

Money laundering, grown men with gross Disney tattoos and… this can’t be right… pegging?!

Is this the best written story we have ever had submitted? Possibly! We also try to figure out who is to blame for a free tattoo that ended up costing $3000.

We get sent possibly the worst family portrait story ever as well as a story about when tattooing a celebrity goes wrong!

We hear from the colleague of a serial plagiariser as well as someone who was recruited by their boss to carry out a firebombing mission that goes awry.