Tastes Like Burning

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his...

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't...

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, droppi...

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipme...

We're BAaack! (Finally.)Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure; getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular. Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap. Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!! Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or leave us a comment at tasteslikeburni...

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY! Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things. See The Maze James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys. Tim is staring as your guide Poco.

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch, Spensive Cookies, and other crap... Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or visit tasteslikeburningshow.blogspot.com for other fun links.

Tastes Like Burning #3 Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show. Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint. Please leave comments or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later. We talk about MySpace, for better or worse. Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans. The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show. Please leave us a comment or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com

Spiders, Pools, and Pee Wee OH MY!

Intro Show

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