Tastes Like Burning

CarQuest 2008We are on Skype under tasteslikeburningMac and PC iTunes buttons added to the siteDog's first dog park, and Black Dog MountedTattoo Email Two thumbs down for CasablancaTim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and GasolineFast Forward: James and the Baaaaad GoatOpen Ocean for the WiiRandom Banter Shout outs to: Redboy@The Redboy Podcast Chrystal@The Life of Spaguyswife Shelly@Shelly's Podc...

The much anticipated episode 34. Well much anticipated by me anyway. Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town. We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action. Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things. BUT we still have fun doing it. So say goodbye to bo...

T.L.B. Computer CrisisBig C's Wife, ERIN, has words with usLeeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2Leo is a LabrahmerShout outs and email-ish stuff:Life of Spaguy's WifeCadence RevolutionFrom The Ville PodcastBear Crawling Tornadoes in February? James' WreckVoice MailJames and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finishLeeann's Bitch of the weekTim's Dad's B-day dinnerLeeann bitches againJox...

In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit. While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter. Plus check out my new hair cut above

Our week:Leeann's tribulations. James's so-so stuff. Tim's job still sux donkey balls. James's computer craps its pants and dies. Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet. Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates. Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do. Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My! RedboyBig C of The Bearcra...

So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues. Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort. HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby that was show 3132 and well, here it is. The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty....

Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny. NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James doe...

So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed. Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power. The great Hairspray debacle. Leeann reviews a movie or two. The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile. TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day! We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night. Leeann's B...

Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here. Vacation, all we ever wanted . . . Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid? Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade? Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare? Stalking at the local movie exchange. The musical stylings of Patrick Wolf. James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into th...

Who Is the Biggest Pervert? Post Xmas StuffWii-gateWow, my parents are peopleHippo DogTim's B-dayLeeann's Bitch of the WeekNew Years Traditionsecopod.co.ukRandom StuffSpam anyone? Happy New Year to our Listeners

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:'Twas the night before Xmas. Solstice, because we can. Shopping for a nervous breakdown. Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week. The worst F-word of them all: Family. Two's company and a million's a crowd. We open up presents "live" on air. Some news items of note:Medical Myths Refuted. Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia. No More Pink Nails!...

People get shot, but there's free pizzaIt's the holidays at workBreaking Bitch NewsSecret Santa sucksEmail and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the For Whatever Reason podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee Wii like to playWe get one funny spam out of 209The glowing electric pillowDigital death, and the end Call us @ 206-350-7345 or email at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com

Cursing at WorkThe FCC wants to kill cableCall us, we have voice mailWe read EmailListener Poll: Men to Women ratioFamily Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much? The MTV of oldLeeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or fourYou have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!The Prophet is not a teddy bear? Home Remedies, they're a good thing A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever ReasonCall us a...

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . . Thanksgiving We have a garage sale Cat Fight anyone? Sesame Street: After Dark Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family Dead Men's babies Text Bombs Charity and Lights In your Face Book To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore? Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.comHave a good weekend....

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween. It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . . Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number! Tim and Leeann: The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The HorrorHalloween 2007—Trick or TreatJ Depp . . . Kind of scaryChina Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enoughLeeann's Bitch of the Wee...

Halloween Plans 2007Leeann ponders demon dongHow we decorateLeeann's Party—Tits & TeethLeeann's cousin sucksShout outsBig Hugs to For Whatever ReasonJames is all Red about his Halloween at workTim BitchesPublic Radio wants money . . . and so do the policeCalling SandiThrow up dirt skirtHalloween: The Music Video—watch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . ....

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast. President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really. The Buffy Horror Picture Show. The News NOW IN HD + HD radio? Really? Smoking Update. James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.The Simpsons . . . wedding? Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower. Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again. Sometimes of...

Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower. Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to k...

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . . Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. Nina Gordon: The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette R...

The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random...

Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. All this...

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not. So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff. Cheers!--TLB

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Departm...

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own...

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside...