Tart Party

This week, Kate and Christina trade "wrong way" stories, dissect J. Kent's library of clues, and stumble into dark bars and new food addictions.

This week, Kate recounts an astonishing biological musical performance to Christina, then they progressively become worse at detective work when opening another MYSTERY PACKAGE from their favorite listener, and bemoan getting tricked by an upselling charlatan. 

This week, Kate and Christina don't have time for nonsense as they discuss two of their most incredible meals, professional mascots, emotionally intelligent servers, and open the most eclectically spectacular birthday card.

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate ONE YEAR of Tart Party episodes! They also share a savory crab tart, discuss how to successfully and peacefully protest with the 3.5% rule, and discuss their favorite Hemingway products: drinks and cats. 

This week, Kate and Christina escalate a situation that they totally asked for with a non-scary gift from J. Kent, and discuss dismembering poultry and pineapple swinger culture.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Jonathan Wier, and they discuss executive eating disorders, Covid-era wild turkey gangs, and possum burgers!

This week, Kate and Christina giggle about dirty things that children say, open up numerous MYSTERY gifts, and have pro-pickle-themed taste test.

This week, Kate and Christina lament creepy audience participation, Twilight shaming, taco lapping, with BONUS food talk.

This week, Kate and Christina give each other chills while hypothesizing THE MYSTERY, discuss congratulatory food and festivities, and consider French moms' favorite tarts (it's us!) 

This week, Kate and Christina continue their conversation with special guest Darren Sextro, discussing gay riverboat dining, big, juicy orange mussels, and a lobster floor show spectacular!

This week, Kate and Christina are joined by special guest Darren Sextro. Together, they unbox mystery package number two, sexualize pickled white asparagus, and unpack childhood food trauma.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss whether J. Kent was created by a porn-name generator, overstay their welcome, and make up food-related taglines for your favorite movies.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss road rage stories, co-parenting a stand mixer, catering fiascos, and carpet meals.

This week, Kate and Christina investigate AN ACTUAL MYSTERY, discuss the best outfit to wear to a fish fry, and wonder if there's any real difference between Plato and Play-Doh.

This week, Kate and Christina plan out new hobby escapades, reveal more occult adventures, delight over a dixie acapella April fool's joke, and find the feel-good TV experience that we all need right now.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Chioma Anyanwu about food trucks and gymnastic tricks, can't come up with the word courtesan, and agree that all of the fanciest things are from Vienna.

This week, Kate and Christina bring some big fish fry energy, lament baking fails, and find release as onstage killers.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss karaoke bangers, find Irish things that Kate actually likes, accidentally steal musical instruments, and everyone's favorite: lots of butthole content.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss the finer points of Lent (warning: they know very little about Lent), audience participation, and what they learned in manners class.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Andy Borbely, the National Advocacy Director for Bare Zero Proof Spirits, discussing stealthy bitters-making, non-boozy business lunches, and revel in a N/A cocktail tasting.

This week, Kate and Christina host special guest Dominic Sova, the GM (a.k.a. Goth Manager) of Free State Brewing Company, where they discuss the end of prohibition in Kansas, cope with instant celebrity, and bring back the March Mustard Madness sampling.

Kate and Christina discuss consensual Doritos, a shared moment of vulnerability, and favorite neighborhood haunts.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about their Roller Derby escapades and after-snacks, Super Bowl crying jags, and don't understand how holidays work.  

This week, Kate and Christina analyze vocal timbres, travel to a land 155 blocks away, and tackle the controversial subject How Many Biscuit Riffs is TOO Many Biscuit Riffs?

This week, Kate and Christina identify good audition techniques, lunch rituals, tell strangers that they love them, and test out foot masks - fetish alert!